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WebMD Details What Cats Can and Can't Eat, Excellent Advice for Cat Owners Everywhere
The source of this article is WebMD.
Andy Rooney apparently wrote and recently recited this comment on CBS's "60 Minutes" telecast. Reading Rooney's comments caused me to think about what he says. Here it is intact as I received it:
Comments from Ben Stein Designed to Make You Think
Ben Stein apparently wrote and recited this comment on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. Reading it caused me to think about what he says. I have reprinted it here intact as I received it.
New Study Opens Eyes on the Relative Quality of Foster Care
Apparently the news is in on the contentious issue of whether children are better left at home or put in foster care. The largest study on the subject (15,000+ kids from 1990 to 2002) says children whose families are investigated for abuse or neglect are likely to do better in life if they stay with their families than if they go into foster care.
The Research Is In: A Study Verifies That Catholic Hospitals Currently Give the Best Treatment
More Studies Link the Lack of Vitamin D to Parkinson's, Diabetes and Other Diseases
If You Are Getting Ready to Apply for Medicare Coverage, Absolutely Read This Article Carefully
Will a New Treatment Help Lead Us in Discovering the Cause and Cure for Multiple Sclerosis?
Doctor and Patient: Letting Patients Read Their Doctors' Notes in No Easy Task
Here Are Some Simple, Drug Free, Ways to Treat Your Arthritis
There Is a Very Good Reason Why You Should Avoid Going to Hospitals in July
Common Painkillers Increase Heart Risk in Healthy People as Well as Those With Heart Disease
Is There a Way to Treat Children With ADHD Without Drugs? Well, Yes There Is - Advice From Dr. Weil
This article about the woes of the Social Security Trust Fund first appeared
in The Boston Globe. If you do not qualify for social security payments,
you may not be interested in taking the time to read this article; if you do
receive payments, you would be wise to find out about what lies ahead.
This article by Marie McCullough originally appeared in The Philadelphia Inquirer on June 16, 2010, and details some new hope for people who suffer from multiple sclerosis (MS), a disease which has no known cure.
Chocoholics Rejoice! New Study Says Tea and Chocolate May Deter Strokes and Even Brain Damage
This guest article by Craig Weatherby first appeared online in the Vital Choices Newsletter.
The guest article by Katrina Woznicki was first posted as a WebMD Feature. WebMD is one of the best sources for medical information on the Internet.
Ann Pietrangelo on Improving Your Mood and Self-Esteem With Green Exercise
Ann Pietrangelo is both a victim and an advocate for the prevention and cure of multiple sclerosis. She is posted here because her message is one of not just hope, but positive action. May God bless Ann and all of those who suffer from MS. In honor of Ann, I have coined the phrase "Greenercize" to label Green Exercise, so be a "Greener when you exercise".
This guest article by Kathleen Zelman first appeared on the WebMD web site.
This guest article by Duff Wilson from the New York Times explores the merit of healthy people undergoing drug treatment for a condition they do not have.
Ann Pietrangelo is both a victim and an advocate for the prevention and cure of multiple sclerosis. She is posted here because her message is one of not just hope, but positive action. May God bless Ann and all of those who suffer from MS.
The source of this article is WebMD Health News.
This article by Chris Haines originally appeared in the AARP Bulletin on March 12, 2010. For those of us that have lived at least 6 decades, it is likely that we have had a family member, or know of someone, who has contracted Alzheimer's disease.
Ann Pietrangelo is a freelance writer and multiple sclerosis patient
advocate. Her staunch belief in affordable and accessible health care for all
fuels her passion for
health care reform.
(Ed's Note: This WebMD feature examines the health dangers and
benefits of eating red meat.)
Most people who carry too much weigh think that fat is just a blob to get rid of. This WebMD Feature reveals everything really important that you need to know about fat, including an explanation of what kind of fat is worse—belly fat or thigh fat. Read on, hopefully at a speed that will cause you to lose weight!
Dr. Andrew Weil is a licensed physician who specializes in holistic and integrated medicine; meaning, natural cures to medical problems are oftentimes better than man-made solutions involving prescription drugs, surgery, etc. Here Dr. Weil gives some tips on how to help prevent Alzheimer's Disease.
Multiple Sclerosis by the Numbers, But Who Really Cares, and Who Is Really Counting?
My sister Loretta contracted Multiple Sclerosis and it contributed to her premature death. For some reason, we do not know exactly how many of our fellow Americans are affected by this disease, and no one seems willing to actually find out. Learn why it matters. The source of this article is Ann Pietrangelo; I have edited the article to add more information and clarity.
Health Care Reform: Why Are We Treating the System, and Not the Underlying Cause? The following guest article was written by Dr. Andrew Weil and appeared in the Huffington Post. If you care about your health care in the future, this is a good article to read. Alan Romatowski - A Model for a Positive Attitude Despite Contracting Alzheimer's
If you were just diagnosed with Alzheimer's, what would your reaction be? Find out how a role model for being position handles the negative news about his future.
In the Old-Time Remedies Department, Some Say Cinnamon and Honey Works
I have no idea if what I am sharing with you here works or is just plain bunk. A lot of things float around the Internet, some interesting and some not. I just know that the gene pool I came from is rife with arthritis and I am no exception. I have been a writer for 48+ years and someday I will not be a writer because the osteoarthritis in my hands is so bad I cannot lift more than 10 pounds; I have bones and nerves in my fingers but no apparent fluid for the joints. I am going to try this because arthritis is not curable and the pain is evident. I am desperate enough to try anything for relief. I am not editing this article. I will let you know if honey and cinnamon does anything for me.
Secrets of the Super-Healthy: People Who Never Get SickIn times of economic crisis and uncertainty about your personal financial future, it is important to stay positive and healthy. The following article is written by Jennifer Strong and is a WebMD feature on how to stay healthy.
When Cancer Strikes, Your Life Depends Upon Your Support Team
This article is a WebMD Feature by R. Morgan Griffin, reviewed by Paul O'Neill, MD. Cancer has been referred to as "the silent killer" because there is often no warning when we discover its insidious presence in our body. Having a diverse support team to help fight your battle is an excellent idea. Here is some good information to help you wage war on the enemy.
Could the Way Food Looks Give Real Clues as to What Is Really Healthy for Us to Eat?
The next time you sit down to lunch or dinner, you may be surprised to learn that many of the foods that we eat look similar to vital organs in our body, and in fact provide nutrients that actually help the organ in question function. Carrots, tomatoes, grapes, oranges, figs, walnuts, kidney beans and onions are just a few examples. Find out more.
Loss of Odor Perception Might Signal Alzheimer's
Imagine my recoil when I read the above Associated Press headline recently. The story went on to detail the first study that linked loss of smell to Alzheimer's. Difficulty identifying odors was associated with a higher risk of progressing from mild cognitive impairment to Alzheimer's. As someone with very little sense of smell and taste, perhaps I should be worried.
I had some serious doubts about whether my first trip to Mexico would be a success. Now I can report that my first trip to Mexico was fantastic because I found a slice of heaven at Vida del Mar in Manzanillo (Mon-zah-knee-oh). I almost selfishly thought about not writing about my trip to Manzanillo and Vida del Mar as word may get around and then everything that makes it a little slice of heaven might be less so in the coming years. Because Vida del Mar is what it is, I could not restrain myself.
Flying Into or Out of Mexico City's Airport May Be More Dangerous Than You Think
Thousands of Western Washington residents in the United States fly to Mexico every year for vacation. That is why I was stunned to see an article in USA Today (7-5-07) on the Benito Juarez International Airport in Mexico City. Apparently this is one dangerous airport. Find out why.
Many Young Adults Do Not Remember the Murder that Changed the Movies
Angelina Jolie Steps Into a Spy's Role Originally Written for Tom Cruise (a Man) in "Salt"
"Law & Order" Airs for 20 Years - Ties "Gunsmoke" as the Longest-Running Drama in Prime-Time Television HistoryThis guest article by Gigi Anders focuses on the long-running series Law & Order.
Sandra Bullock Makes Box Office History With Her Lead Role in "The Blind Side"
The following story was picked up online at Variety, which reports the financial side of the entertainment business and a whole lot more.
Some of America's Greatest Writers and Celebrities Hung Out at O'Rourke's in Chicago
This article chronicles the life and times of Roger Ebert, America's best known movie critic, when he visited O'Rourke's in Chicago and mixed with some of the great writers and personalities of our time—Studs Terkel, Mike Royko, Jimmy Breslin, Norman Mailer John Belushi, Tom Fitzpatrick, Jay Robert Nash, Charlton Heston and Cliff Robertson among others. The article originally appeared in the online edition of Granta magazine.
The following article was cut and pasted from the WMC Newsbrief for 7-16-09, and provides a very interesting look at who among women top the media's chart of influence makers in the United States.
Forbes Magazine Identifies the 15 Top-Earning Actresses During the Past 12 Months
A Quiz for People Who Simply Know Everything There Is to Know
This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. If you must cheat, the answers are at the bottom of the Famous Quotes page link Reminiscing About 30 Years Ago and How "The King" Changed My Generation
It has now been 30 years since the passing of Elvis Presley, the King of Rock. A generation of "war babies" who shunned heroes they could not understand and damned an establishment that provided for them as never before grew up a little in August 1977 when Elvis Presley—their King of Rock—died. Read my column written 30 years ago about the dead of Elvis and his influence on our lives.
Movie Industry: Understanding the Writer's Strike and Why You Are Watching Repeats
I subscribe to a number of newsletters, including one on asset protection from Trustmakers Financial Services in New York City. John Dietz of Trustmakers put out a quality piece on the current writer's strike, and I am publishing it here for 3 reasons: 1) I am a professional writer and interested in the plight of writer's not getting their just due, 2) I review movies in my blog and understand that with quality scriptwriting, good movies can become great movies, and 3) I am a student of asset protection.)
Which State Has the Highest Beer Consumption Annually?
Apparently they do more than gamble and legally buy prostitutes in Nevada. They also drink more beer per capita than any other state. The Beer Institute reports than folks in Nevada consume 44.2 gallons annually, more than one 12-ounce can per day per person. This information happened in Nevada but did not stay in Nevada thanks to the Beer Institute.
Has "Saturday Night Live" Finally Become Saturday Night Dead?
When I was younger I used to watch "Saturday Night Live" faithfully because it always seemed to have enough "funny" to keep me positive and laughing. Saturday Night Live is just not as funny as it used to be. Everything is tired. I believe it is not so much the cast as the cast simply needs better material. Recognize this fact: It does not take a lot of talent to come up with bathroom humor, but does bathroom humor really work that well? I think not. Here is a suggestion to save an institution.
Almost a Good Laugh: Well, Excuse Me, For Trying to Get the Time of Day
Be Careful About How You Describe Your Perfect Women
Actual Comments by Teachers on Student Report Cards in New York City's Public School System
Actual Police Comments Made by Officials in the Line of Duty
Finding the Perfect Job Can Be a Real Pain in the Butt
What Would You Think If Someone Followed You to School Every Day?
A Dog Story About "Ol' Blue" and His Clever Handler
"Thanks for the Memories" - Best Quotes from Bob Hope, One of the Greatest Stand-Up Comedians
You Know You Are a Redneck When . . .
If You Think Attorneys Can Be Really Stupid in the Courtroom, Guess What? You're Right
Here Are Some Blonde Jokes to Pass the Time of Day
Irish Wisdom From a Dying, 98-Year-Old Mother Superior in a Convent
Some Women Just Instinctively Know How To Fulfill Their Husband's Most Loving Request
Humor Me: The Thinking of a Liberal Progressive Mind Can Be a Toxic Experience
Women Know Men Are Always Rational When Choosing a Wife
Some Washington Politicians Show Off Their Critical Thinking Skills
If You Have Ever Wondered, Men, Here Is Why Women Tell Lies
About Two Young Boys and Tampons (Yes, Those Things)
An Innocent 3-Year-Old Girl Witnesses the Birth of Her Brother
There Was an Irish Blond, a Casino, and a Roll of the Dice
Laughter Is the Best Medicine, Especially When It's Children Who Respond
Kids and laughter go together, like love and marriage and a horse and carriage.
Some Women Just Know How to Solve Their Husband's Mid-Life Crisis
Secret Code Words So If You Ever Get To a Catholic Mass, You Will Know What Is Really Going On
For years Reader's Digest was a necessity in many homes, providing condensed versions of articles that created information, entertainment and laughter. "Laughter Is the Best Medicine" was just one of its important contributions to our reading before the advent of the Internet. It was Benjamin Franklin who first said "Three can keep a secret if two are dead." Combine these two sources and you get today's Internet version of something to lighten your day. Laughter is indeed the best medicine.
This Is the New Humor in Today's Cyber World
With advent of computers in our world, you knew it had to happen sooner or later. Here it is.
Stupid Is as Stupid Does - When Getting Excited Can Cloud Your Common Sense
Infraction cameras at busy intersections with streetlights are becoming a popular way for cities to raise money for operations, be it for the general fund of the city or its police department. Sometimes what is happening to us seems so unfair. Here is one example.
This is apparently an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State of Pennsylvania's letter to Mr. DeVries before you get to his letter in response.
Don't You Just Love Working With Really Intelligent Federal Government Bureaucrats?
The following guest article reveals the kind of attorney you want representing you in a legal matter involving federal government bureaucrats.
He Was Too Young to Read, But Old Enough to Know
Children and humor kind of go together like cookies and milk. Here is another example of why.
A Simple MisunderstandingSometimes preachers that are holier than thou feel compelled to learn the truth of any situation that might reflect on their status, given that holier than thou people tend to be self-centered and self-absorbed. In Alabama, this can be a very dangerous situation, as one preacher found out.
You may or may not be able to solve these mysteries. The answers can be found at the bottom of this panel. Good luck and no cheating. Make an honest effort.
Humor in the Confessional.
What Some Little Children Have Learned
Guest article from the Internet. I cleaned it up, eliminated what I did not like, and added one more good line.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men Can Sometimes Turn into a Can of Worms
A lot of humor in both words and pictures floats around the Internet. Some of it is outstanding, some good, some mediocre and some terrible. Here is an example of a man of God trying to be clever in delivering a message to God's faithful. There is no reliable report that God laughed when he saw this stab at humor.
What Happens When 1st Graders Finish Some Well-Known Proverbs? HumorA 1st grade teacher presented the children in her classroom with the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to complete the remainder of the proverb. Here are some of their answers followed by the proverb we know and use in conversation.
A German Shepherd Proves Why It Is Not a Good Idea To Mess with Old Dogs
Ed's Note: With all of the talk of recession, depression, lost jobs, and accompanying doom and gloom, any humor is a welcome break. Here is an article that just might have you cracking a grin, especially if you are 60 or older.
Five Surgeons Weigh In on Who Is the Easiest Person to Operate OnRead some other zingers by going to my link for News & Comment and click on Humor.
The Best Comedic Responses From the Original "Hollywood Squares"For those who remember the original "Hollywood Squares" program and its comics, this may bring you a chuckle. These questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. You will remember that Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions.
A Different Kind of Horse Sense - How to Make Money With a Dead DonkeyThere is humor all over Internet. Here is some.
A Fuzz Reaction: Don't Mess With Very Mature LadiesEditor's Note: There are young women and there are old women. This ditty of a story tells us why it is not good to mess with mature ladies.
It Is Just Like Johnny Carson Always Used to Say: How Soon They Forget
Napoleon Bonaparte had this to say about gratitude: "Do you know what is more hard to bear than the reverse of fortune? It is the baseness, the hideous ingratitude of man." Well said, Nappy. Here are some incidents in mixed company that illustrate the point. As an American, you come from a great heritage.
Some Senators May Have a Hard Time Choosing Between Heaven and Hell
There could be no better time to run this story than during a Presidential campaign year. This has been floating around the Internet and deserves more exposure here on my Blog.
It Is the Innocence of Children That Makes Us Laugh So Hard
This piece on humor by children is floating around the Internet. If you have not caught up with it yet, this is your chance to understand why some of the greatest humor you will ever hear comes from the tender innocence of our smallest children as they make new discoveries.
What happens when men and women get to Paradise?
Never Ask an Alabama Grandma What She Knows While in Court
Lawyers should never ask an Alabama grandma a question if they are not prepared for the answer. Here is some humor from the courtroom.
Resourceful Religious Churches Use Humor to Get Your Attention with Signs From Above
For years businesses, schools and churches have used their main property signs to send messages that will bring people into their buildings and feel good about the experience. Here we share some of those messages.
Former New York City Mayor Ed Koch's Take on the Recent $700 Billion Bailout
The following commentary by former New York City Mayor Ed Koch takes a more serious look at our government's recent $700 billion bailout plan. This sort of commentary may or may not interest you. It is intended for those who would be interested in another take on this bailout funded with taxpayers' money.
2009 Social Security Benefits Will Have the Highest Annual Increase Since 1982
Social Security benefits for 50 million people will be go up 5.8 percent next year, the largest increase in more than a quarter century, according to the Associated Press. The increase, which will start in January, was announced Thursday (10-16-08) by the Social Security Administration. It will mean an additional $63 per month for the average retiree. Read the article to learn more.
Former New York Mayor Ed Koch Weighs In on Our Financial Dabacle
Everyone wants to know what caused the recent financial debacle in the United States, and who was most responsible for the events that have happened. Here is one opinion by Ed Koch, former New York City mayor. I print this as I received it via email.
Some Tips on Pumping as Gas Prices Continue to Soar
As gas prices continue to soar in the United States, this article offers some inside advice about buying and pumping gas from a pipeline worker in California.
Federal Reserve Wants to Clarify Credit Card Rates and Fees by Using Monthly Statements
Credit card lenders have spent an inordinate amount of their time making the rates and fees they charge hidden or confusing to understand, probably because if card users knew the truth they might think twice about how they are using their credit card. Now the Federal Reserve wants to clean up the mess by forcing lenders to clarify their rates and fees by disclosing them on our monthly credit card statements. This is an improvement for consumers that cannot happen too soon.
This article, apparently true, should remind all criminals—assuming they are literate, can read, comprehend and retain information for their own good—of why it is not a good idea to mess with former Marines or senior citizens, many of whom put their life on the line during wartime to protect these two robbers who radical liberals will probably make out to be innocent victims of their own, stupid misfortune.
Wade Cook: Feds Finally Nail Financial Guru and His Wife on IRS Tax Evasion Charges - Part 1It came as absolutely no surprise to me that so-called financial guru Wade Cook and his wife Laura were recently convicted of income tax evasion and sentenced to jail. Cook was nothing more or less than a cab driver who decided to get rich by preying on people looking for an easy solution to becoming rich. Wade Cook was so good at the avoidance of income tax issue that he will now spend more than 7 years in prison for income tax evasion by defrauding the Internal Revenue Service.
Wade Cook: So What Are We to Learn From the Wade Cook Mess? Part 2
Buyer beware. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true. People who actually make money using a new market theory would never, and I mean NEVER, tell anyone unless they are brain dead or born stupid. They understand that the pie is only so big and the more pieces that are eaten, the less there is to go around. You do not, repeat DO NOT, see Warren Buffett writing books about what stocks to invest in, how much, when to buy and when to sell.
What Should We Do With Spammers Who Are Convicted of Being a Major Nuisance in Our Life?
The arrest of 27-year-old Robert Alan Soloway last week was an important step in trying to reduce the amount of spam mail you are receiving these days. Last week a federal grand jury returned a 35-count indictment against Soloway charging him with mail fraud, wire fraud, e-mail fraud, aggravated identity theft and money laundering. If you think Soloway just might be a rights taker rather than a rights observer you are right. What should we do with predators like Soloway should he be convicted on all of the counts he has been charged with? Here is one answer.
A Famous Author Is Always Prey for Some Undeserving Crook
The FBI has recovered the long-lost manuscript of Pearl Buck's Pulitzer Prize-winning novel The Good Earth. The daughter of one of the author's former secretaries tried to put it up for auction. Missing for four decades, the original 400-page typed manuscript turned up at a Philadelphia auction house that notified authorities. Some estimates put the manuscript's value at $150,000.
U. S. Congress, Bernanke and President Obama Are Found Wanting on a Number of Important Concerns
Ed Koch, the former mayor of New York City, is holding our congressional politicians, Ben Bernanke of the Federal Reserve and President Obama accountable for their actions. Here is another example as Koch sees what has happened and is happening.
The following letter is rapidly circulating around the country. Many Americans identify with what this 53-year-old woman from Arizona has to say. She has given a voice to the millions of Americans who do not agree with our current state of affairs as a nation. Her letter is a very long read, but it is worth the effort—I respect what she has to say.
Guest Article - The Politics and the Morality of the Health Care Reform DebateThe following article by Ann Pietrangelo, a freelance writer and multiple
sclerosis (MS) patient advocate, resonates with me as my sister Loretta suffered
from MS and died prematurely. Loretta graduated from Julliard in New York City.
She was a June Taylor Dancer, a Rockette at Radio City Music Hall in the Big
Apple, and a Staff Dancer on the Ed Sullivan Show before she contracted MS.
Pietrangelo's article on medical insurance coverage in America reminds me once
again that all of the pigs are equal, but some pigs are more equal that others,
and that the biggest pigs in the trough are our legislative representatives in
Washington, DC.
This article was written by Dick Morris and posted on TheHill.com 1-20-09. I am posting it here because I believe Dick Morris to be a smart, savvy political commentator and consultant. Morris pretty well lays out what will happen in the Obama presidency without interruption. If you like what he has to say, you can get all of his and Eileen McGann's columns for free by email by going to: www.dickmorris.com
The Pundits Who Had Not A Clue About Barack Obama 2 Years Ago
Any of us who have ever written a newspaper column have seldom been spot on with every viewpoint we offered. This was especially evident in the rise of Barack Obama to become the 44th President of the United States. This column by Mark Nickolas points out the painfully obvious remarks about Barack Obama by some of the best political prognosticators two years ago. Nickolas is the Managing Editor of PoliticalBase.com
Why Government Bailouts Will Fail to Turn Around America's Economy
This article was written by Dan Mitchell for Trustmakers.com readers. I re-post it here because it does something that our politicians in Washington, DC seldom seem to do, and that is make sense. Our politicians in Washington are far more interested in lining their own pockets and advancing their own prosperity rather than spreading prosperity to the citizens they are elected to represent. One glaring example is their conclusion that the social security system that is good enough for American citizens is not good enough to suit their special needs, and so they have created an exclusive, much more generous system for themselves. Politicians in Washington embrace the spoiled, millionaire athlete attitude that "it's all about me" and ignore the real needs of the people. Politicians need to clean up their own house before they seek to destroy ours in their insatiable lust for fame, power and money stoked by unbridled greed and an out-of-control sense of self-importance. My additions and comments about Dan Mitchell's article appear in parentheses.
Welcome to Democracy: How Is It That 300+ Million Americans Are Controlled by Only 535 People?
This article was apparently written by Charlie Reese, a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel, the daily newspaper in Orlando, FL. Because of the awesome, worldwide reach of the Internet, we are able to receive, celebrate and republish Charlie's column here. Charlie's opinion and insight are worthy of my blog, and I am happy to share his message with you during an election year in which registered voters will select our next president of the United States.
Social Security: The U. S. Government Giveth and the Government Taketh Away
A lot of stuff comes into my email box every day, most of it I read and delete. Sometimes I do not. Following is a bit of history that is relevant due to the current Presidential campaigns being waged. I believe the facts herein to be true and accurate; if you do not, let me know your version of the truth.
Warren Buffett, the world's second wealthiest person, recently lobbied the U. S. Senate Finance Committee to keep the estate tax rather than repeal the measure because of a law enacted in 2001 that gradually phases the tax out after 2010. Buffett urged the Senate Finance Committee to keep the estate tax in some form and to use the $24 billion it raises to give a $1,000 tax rebate to low-income households. Learn why Buffett feels as he does in this article.
Political Boundaries Become Blurry for Voters in the 2008 Presidential Election
You might call it the Presidential Race of Firsts. To begin with, it would certainly qualify. These announced candidates represent "firsts" of those who are fighting for a party nomination: Hillary Rodham Clinton – The First Woman, Barack Obama – The First Black, Bill Richardson – The First Hispanic, Rudy Giuliani – The First Italian American, Mitt Romney – The First Mormon, and John McCain – The First Over 70. This is clearly not the norm as presidential elections go. What does it all mean?
Obama Shatters the Record for Presidential Fundraising, Leaving Hillary in Second Place
Is America ready for its first black president? If Democratic candidate Barack Obama is elected, the answer is yes. Time will tell. Who knows what lies ahead? This much we know right now: campaign contributions for Barack Obama's campaign are opening a lot of eyes and destroying a lot of expectations. He shattered the record for presidential fundraising in the first six months of the year before an election year, during which time Obama collected a total of $58 million.
Washington (the State, not DC) Is Now on the National Political Map
Washington State has become at least the 14th most populous state in the nation and perhaps the 13th (passing Massachusetts) with 6.5 million residents. Few people know or realize that after California, the most populous state with 36+ million, Washington is the second most populous state among the 11 Western states. Washington also has some money, ranking nationally as the 16th highest in per capita income ($35,479).
Why Being a Public School Teacher Is Not a Piece of Cake
Editor's Note: The Internet has unleashed a veritable fountain of information and misinformation as well as filthy pictures, gossip, lies and tasteless commentary. Here is an interesting entry on some facts from history. I will not be researching these facts to see if they are all true, or just part of a compelling piece of writing. I highly recommend that after reading this article you click on the following link to find out the truth:
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp
Catholic Education - Why It Is Better and Less Expensive than Public Education - Part 1
Catholic education is simply better and less expensive than public education. What my children received from their public school education was an academic education. What they have received from their Catholic school education was an academic education, a religious education and a moral education. Their two experiences have been as different as daylight and darkness. Part 1 of a 4-Part Article.
Catholic Education - When It Comes to Learning Environment, You Reap What You Sow - Part 2
Catholic education is simply better and less expensive than public education. What my children received from their public school education was an academic education. What they have received from their Catholic school education was an academic education, a religious education and a moral education. Their two experiences have been as different as daylight and darkness. Part 2 of a 4-part Article.
Catholic Education - Thoughts About Children and Facts About Catholic Education Outcomes - Part 3
Catholic education is simply better and less expensive than public education. What my children received from their public school education was an academic education. What they have received from their Catholic school education was an academic education, a religious education and a moral education. Their two experiences have been as different as daylight and darkness. Part 3 of a 4-part Article.
Catholic Education - Why Throwing Money at Education Makes Very Little Sense - Part 4
Catholic education is simply better and less expensive than public education. What my children received from their public school education was an academic education. What they have received from their Catholic school education was an academic education, a religious education and a moral education. Their two experiences have been as different as daylight and darkness. Part 4 of a 4-part Article.
Saint Martin's University: A Catholic Treasure Hidden in the Pacific NW
Hidden among the evergreens in the great Pacific Northwest is Saint Martin's College, a Benedictine university in the Catholic tradition. As a resident of Lacey, Washington (the state, not DC) I drive by this hidden treasure daily. It is amazing how many great universities there are in this country that remain relatively unknown because of their size and population. Perhaps even less known are the staff members who teach the students. One with worldwide recognition is Tapas Das, who was recently honored for his work.
You Want Some Really Bad News, Punk? Skip Maricopa County in Arizona – You Will Get What You Deserve
You Must Be 40+ to Read and Understand the Answer to the Question "No Cell Phones?"
Is Facebook Promoting Itself at the Expense of Its Social Networking Users? It's Your Call
People are into socializing, but only in an online environment that is secure. Facebook, the nation's top social networking site, is giving greater access to everyone's information; many think it is an invasion of privacy. This guest article is by Amber MacArthur.
If you suddenly get a ticket one day, this may be the reason why.
America is not only the world's greatest nation, and the world's greatest melting pot; it is also home to the world's most recognizable generations. Each generation of Americans develops characteristics that distinguish them from other generations. Find out what makes the Millennial Generation special.
A friend of mine sent me this. I was interested in reading it for no other reason than the fact that I was born and raised in Michigan. I remember how tough those Michigan winters could be in the Lower Peninsula; winters in the Upper Peninsula were a lot tougher.
This article by Monica Hesse first appeared in the Washington Post. I am not Jewish, but the year I was born (1944) happened to be the year the Franks were discovered in hiding and sent to concentration camps. The Holocaust was one of the saddest atrocities of our time and should be remembered as an evil work by an insane, evil leader. The story of Anne Frank and her family reminds us that—whatever our cultural heritage and background—we are all connected on planet Earth. It is a pity that even today, both nations and people cannot get along in peace.
Our Changing Culture - 25 Things That Are About to Become Extinct in America
When I was born in 1944, there was no penicillin, no television, no microwave
ovens, no pagers, no fax machines, no television, no cable with 150 channels, no
video movies or DVDs, no surround-sound or CDs, no cell phones, no personal
computers, no Internet, no chat rooms, no iPods, no BlackBerries, no
PlayStations, no Nintendos, and no X-boxes. For the record, Pfizer opened the
first commercial plant for large-scale production of penicillin in Brooklyn, New
York on March 1, 1944. The widespread use of penicillin would jump-start the use
of antibiotics to cure disease in the world. Now the world is changing radically
again, according to this article floating around the Internet.
There are many things that the United States of America has little to be proud about, and one is the treatment of the native American Indians who occupied the land before the white settlers arrived. The treatment of the Nisqually Tribe is just one example. If you thought the foreign settlers had it tough, read a little history about the Nisqually Tribe.
American Comedian Robin Williams Has a Plan for the People Who Do Not Like Us
Robin Williams, among the best known comedians in America, has entertained and been supportive of our military troops in harm's way. He also has pretty much reached his limit of tolerance with the lack of gratitude shown over our willingness to help people and nations around the world in the name of peace and progress. In a speech in New York, he made his feelings known while wearing a shirt that said "I Love New York" in Arabic.
Canada, Like America, Is a Melting Pot, Not a Place to Create Your Own Dish
America and Great Britain have all of the immigration problems they want, and more than they can apparently handle at the moment. This article has one Canadian weighing in on its issues as well. America has become the greatest nation on Earth, at least up till now, because it forced immigrants to become part of a melting pot—to literally learn our culture, customs and English language when they arrived.
An Offer to Kill an American Generates a Response for an Australian DentistYou probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that apparently someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what is an American. Here is his response.
50 Years Can Make a Lot of Difference in How We Handle Everyday ProblemsThose of us who are 65 and older can remember what it was like in the 1950s. Here is an interesting comparison between how we react to "problems" now as opposed to back then. If you think we are handling "problems" better now, you perhaps have no idea there is another way to deal with children, parents, teachers, schools and administrators. Here is a high school comparison between 1957 and 2008.
Just How Far Would You Go as an American to Protect Your Freedoms?This Internet article is proof positive that freedom is not free. Before you get all self-righteous and snotty about all of your freedoms as an American citizen, or as an illegal alien in the United States, answer this question: Have you ever served in the United States military in a foreign country during wartime? A lot of your fellow Americans died for your precious rights, and don't you ever forget it. Our American soldiers are still dying today in Iraq and Afghanistan. Count your blessings, especially if you have never done squat as an American to protect the rights you enjoy.
Happy Birthday AmericaThis guest salute to the country was posted in thethreetomatoes' newsletter and sent to me by Celeste Champagne, my editor in Connecticut. Celeste is a subscriber to The Three Tomatoes newsletter, which originates in the Big Apple.
This article has been floating around the Internet. I cleaned it up a bit, and post it here because it is interesting to take a look back in time and see how America stacked up in 1909.
Unlikely Miscreants? Or Could It Be That the Majority Have Not Yet Been Caught?Hardly a week goes by when some pro football or pro basketball player is not the hot news story of the moment for some indiscretion they have committed. Many of these athletes make millions on the field and then become brain dead off the field. Think of Michael Vick and dogs and losing probably $100 million in future income. Let me share with you the profile of an organization and see if you can guess which organization it is—the National Basketball Association or the National Football League?
If You Are Going to Get in Trouble with the Law, Skip Maricopa County in Arizona
These facts from an email about a county sheriff in Arizona are flat amazing in today's world of law enforcement, where criminals are sometimes treated like victims in the legal process. Meanwhile, their actual victims and their families are quickly pushed aside so tolerant liberals can show their compassion and launch rehabilitation programs that rarely, if ever, work.How Clever Thieves Are Stealing Cars Without Even Breaking into Your Car
A lot of advice—some good and some not so good—travels around the Internet by well meaning (in most cases) users. Here is a tidbit that is valuable enough to notice about how thieves are now beginning to steal vehicles.
Teddy Roosevelt's Thoughts on Immigrants Who Become Americans
"News and Comment" is a new on-going series that features shorter articles with analysis and commentary. Part 1—the first installment—gives Teddy Roosevelt's thoughts about being an immigrant and being an American, and takes a look at a new law in Massachusetts mandating health insurance coverage for all residents.
How You Can Create a Sweet Fragrance for Your Garden
Looking for that special herb to give your garden an even sweeter fragrance on a hot summer night? Think lavender. Lavender really touches our senses. People gravitate toward its sweet fragrance and multiple uses. Lavender can be used for cooking, crafts and medicinal purposes or simply as a beautiful, easy-care landscape plant. Lavender gives you a lot of choices as well as 28 species and some 400 varieties.
This article is by Daisy Ouye (Day-zee O-A), a personable, bright, inquisitive local activist in Western Washington. D. K. Ouye is her husband.
This article is by Daisy Ouye (Day-zee O-A), a personable, bright, inquisitive local activist in Western Washington.
This guest book review is by Daisy Ouye (Day-zee O-A), a personable, bright, inquisitive local activist in Western Washington.
Remembering and Recognizing Injustice Today: Topaz Beckons a Call to Freedom
This guest article by Daisy Ouye (Day-zee O-A) about the treatment of American citizens of Japanese descent during World War II reminds us that what happened once could happen again to other American citizens with different derivations. Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom. Daisy is a personable, bright, inquisitive local activist in Western Washington who does not let these kinds of misdeeds go unnoticed. You can check out Daisy's web site at
daisyotinyhome.blogspot.comThe Inadequate Health Care Support for Our Active and Returning Troops Is Unconscionable
Daisy Ouye (Day-zee O-A) is a personable, bright, inquisitive local activist in Western Washington who does not let misdeeds go unnoticed. You can check out Daisy's web site at
daisyotinyhome.blogspot.com)You May Have Missed MCS Month, But You Will Not Miss the Scent
This guest article about Multiple Chemical Sensitivity (MCS) by Daisy Ouye (Day-zee O-A) certainly caught my attention. When I walk into either Lowe's or The Home Depot and wander into the Gardening Department, within 30 seconds I am very uncomfortable and immediately start getting a headache. The strength of the chemicals in the fertilizer and weed killer compounds just knocks me over. Daisy is a smart cookie and a local activist who does not let the scents around her remain unnoticed and unidentified. She deserves a lot of credit for bringing attention to this common occurrence that many of us put up with. For the record, "smart cookie" is a Midwest expression for someone who is personable, bright and inquisitive.
New Column Offers Up Some Musings
I am starting a new column called "Between the Evergreens" which will appear occasionally on my web site. I will pick up bits and pieces of items that interest me and, like picking up pine cones that fall between the evergreen trees in the Great Pacific Northwest, bring them home to share with you. Following is the first installment with sports items. All rankings are taken from the Top 25 Coaches' Poll.
Ed's Bagley's Blog:Editor's Note: All of the following articles detail changes and improvements on Ed Bagley's Blog and its evolution:
Everything Looks Easy Until You Have to Do It Without Help or Knowledge (6-7-09)
An Update on Ed Bagley's Blog (10-5-08)
A New Milestone: 450 Original Articles (7-17-08)
An Open Letter to My Frequent Readers About New Changes to Ed Bagley's Blog (6-14-08)
Getting emails from readers of my blog is always a joy for me, especially when they come from another continent. The Internet brings people around the world together and that is what makes it such a powerful medium. There are more than 700 million web sites on the Internet today, and Oluwatoyin Bibitayo Ajao-Dowodu in Lagos, Nigeria is one of them. Oluwatoyin is also known as (aka) Toyin Ajao and Standtall. Read what she had to say.
After 5+ months of publishing Ed Bagley's Blog I now have written, posted and published 218 fresh, original Internet articles (as of April 17, 2007). People can fuss about whether they like my Internet articles or not, but it is clear that I am prolific and published and gaining in popularity worldwide, as evidenced by the fact that currently 22% of my readership comes from the United States and 78% from other countries and territories. It is clear what is happening here: the fresh, original article content on my Blog continues to grow as the world becomes smaller to this writer from the Great Pacific Northwest in the United States.
Halfway Around the World a Reader Responds To My Request Asking Why People Read My Blog
Yesterday I wondered aloud in my Blog why readers from halfway around the world read Ed Bagley's Blog. I was stunned to learn that 19% of my readership comes from China, 14% from Indonesia, 12% from the Palestinian Territory and 9% from Iran. This morning my email had this response from Connie in Guam. Learn why the Internet has had such a positive effect on my life by reading Connie's email and my reply.
I Understood that the Internet Is Global, I Just Did Not Think that It Was Worldwide (4-10-07)
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A Loyal Ed Bagley Blog Reader Wonders If Her Poem Has Merit (1-21-07)
Ed Goes Brain Dead Writing Yesterday's Blog (12-19-06)
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Hey, You Made Changes. Well, Yes I Did. The Headers Are Different (11-25-06)
What? Changes Already? Well, Yes, Ed Bagley's Blog Is on the Move! (11-8-06)
Today Is the First Day of Blogging for the Rest of My Natural Life (10-27-06)
Family:
Protect Your Feline
WebMD Details What Cats Can and Can't Eat, Excellent Advice for Cat Owners Everywhere
(Ed's Note: The source of this article is WebMD.)
Tuna
Cats can be addicted to tuna, whether it's packed for cats or for humans. Some
tuna now and then probably won't hurt. But a steady diet of tuna prepared for
humans can lead to malnutrition because it won't have all the nutrients a cat
needs. And, too much tuna can cause mercury poisoning. Remember the saying,
"Honest as a cat when the meat's out of reach." Your cat will see an open can of
tuna next to the sink as a dinner invitation
Onions, Garlic, Chives
Onion in all forms—powdered, raw,
cooked, or dehydrated—can break down a cat's red blood cells, leading to anemia.
That's true even for the onion powder that's found in some baby foods. An
occasional small dose probably won't hurt. But eating a large quantity once or
eating smaller amounts regularly can cause onion poisoning. Along with onions,
garlic and chives can cause gastrointestinal upset.
Milk and Other Dairy Products
What could be wrong with offering your cat a saucer of milk, or a piece of
cheese? Although kittens, with their undeveloped digestive system, are able to
tolerate milk, most adult cats cannot. Their digestive system is simply not
designed to process rich dairy foods, and the result can be digestive upset, and
can lead to food allergies (which often manifest as itchiness).
Alcohol
Beer, liquor, wine, foods containing
alcohol—none of it is good for your cat. That's because alcohol has the same
effect on a cat's liver and brain that it has on humans. But it takes far less
to do its damage. Just two teaspoons of whisky can cause a coma in a 5-pound
cat, and one more teaspoon could kill it. The higher the proof, the worse the
symptoms.
Grapes and Raisins
Grapes and raisins have often been used as treats for pets. But it's not a good
idea. Although it isn't clear why, grapes and raisins can cause kidney failure
in cats. And, a small amount can make a cat ill. Repeated vomiting and
hyperactivity are early signs. Although some cats show no ill effects, it's best
not to give your cat any grapes and to keep grapes and raisins off countertops
and other places accessible to your cat.
Coffee, Tea, and Other Caffeine
Caffeine in large enough quantities can be fatal for a cat. And, there is no
antidote. Symptoms of caffeine poisoning include restlessness, rapid breathing,
heart palpitations, muscle tremors, fits, and bleeding. In addition to tea and
coffee—including beans and grounds--caffeine can be found in cocoa, chocolate,
colas, and stimulant drinks such as Red Bull. It's also in some cold medicines
and pain killers.
Chocolate
Chocolate can be lethal for cats. Although most cats won't eat it on their own,
they can be coaxed to eat it by owners and others who think they are giving the
cat a treat. The toxic agent in chocolate is theobromine. It's in all kinds of
chocolate, even white chocolate. The most dangerous kinds, though, are dark
chocolate and unsweetened baking chocolate. Eating chocolate can cause abnormal
heart rhythm, tremors, seizures, and death.
Fat Trimmings and Bones
Table scraps often contain fat trimmed off of meat and bones. Both are dangerous
for cats. Fat trimmed from meat, both cooked and uncooked, can cause
pancreatitis. And, a cat can choke on a bone. Bones can also splinter and cause
an obstruction or lacerations of your cat's digestive system.
Raw Meat and Fish
Raw meat and raw fish, like raw eggs,
can contain bacteria that cause food poisoning. In addition, an enzyme in raw
fish destroys thiamine, which is an essential B vitamin for your cat. A lack of
thiamine can cause serious neurological problems and lead to convulsions and
coma.
Dog Food
An occasional bite of dog food won't hurt your cat. But dog food is not a
substitute for cat food. They do have many of the same ingredients. But cat food
is specially formulated for a cat's needs, which include more protein as well as
certain vitamins and fatty acids. A steady diet of dog food can cause your cat
to be severely malnourished.
Liver
Liver can be healthy for a cat if the cat doesn't get too much. But eating too
much liver can cause vitamin A toxicity. This is a serious condition that can
affect your cat's bones. Symptoms include deformed bones, bone growths on the
elbows and spine, and osteoporosis. Vitamin A toxicity can also cause death.
Your Medicine
Reacting to a drug commonly
prescribed for humans is one of the most common causes of poisoning in cats.
Just as you would do for your children, put all medicines where your cat can't
get to them. And, never give your cat any over-the-counter medicine unless
advised to do so by your vet. Ingredients such as acetaminophen or ibuprofen are
common in pain relievers and cold medicine. And, they can be deadly for your
cat.
Kitchen Pantry: No Cats Allowed
Many other items commonly found on kitchen shelves can harm your cat. For
instance, baking powder and baking soda are both highly toxic. So are nutmeg and
other spices. Keeping food items where your cat can't get to them and keeping
pantry and cupboard doors closed will help protect your cat from serious
food-related illness.
If Your Cat Eats What It Shouldn't
No matter how cautious you are, it's possible your cat can find and swallow what
it shouldn't. It's a smart idea to always keep the number of your local vet, the
closest emergency clinic, and the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center—(888)
426-4435—where you know you can find it in an emergency. And, if you think your
cat has consumed something that's toxic, call for emergency help at once.
What Cats Can Eat
Cats are carnivores, and need meat. Talking with your vet about the cat food you
provide and following the directions on the label will help ensure your cat's
diet is balanced and your cat stays healthy. An occasional taste of cooked
boneless beef or brown rice can be an OK treat. But it's best to keep it small
and infrequent.
December 13, 2007
One Man's
Opinion
Comments from Andy Rooney Designed to Make You Think
(Ed's Note:
The following was apparently written by Andy Rooney and recently recited by him
on CBS's "60 Minutes" telecast. Reading Rooney's comments caused me to think
about what he says. Here it is intact as I received it:)
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the
United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and
Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund,
Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see
what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer.
I think killing makes you a killer.
December 12, 2007
No Laughing
Matter
Comments from Ben Stein
Designed to Make You Think
(Editor's Note: The following
was apparently written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning
Commentary. Reading it caused me to think about what he says. Here it is intact
as I received it:)
My confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not
bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled
trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated
against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.
It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't
think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I
kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this
happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on
display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu . If people want to
do so, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.
I don't like getting pushed
around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around
for being Christians. I think
people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I
have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist
country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved
down my throat.
Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should
worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand
Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us
who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew
went to.
In light of the many jokes we
send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different:
This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you
thinking.
Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked
her "How could God let something like this happen?" (regarding Katrina) Anne
Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, "I believe
God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling
God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of
our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out.
How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He
leave us alone?"
In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it
started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently)
complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.
Then someone said you better
not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not
steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.
Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave
because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their
self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know
what he's talking about. And we said OK.
Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't
know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their
classmates, and themselves.
Probably, if we think about it
long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do
with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."
(later than we sow, more than we sow)
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's
going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what
the Bible says.
Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but
when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about
sharing.
Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through
cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and
workplace.
Are you laughing?
Funny how when you forward
this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're
not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.
Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what
God thinks of us.
Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will
know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and
complain about what bad shape the world is in. My Best Regards.
Honestly and respectfully,
Ben Stein
July 10, 2007
The Results Are In
New Study Opens Eyes on the Relative Quality of Foster Care
Copyright © 2007 Ed Bagley
Apparently the news is in on the contentious issue of whether children are
better left at home or put in foster care.
The largest study on the subject (15,000+ kids from 1990 to 2002) says children
whose families are investigated for abuse or neglect are likely to do better in
life if they stay with their families than if they go into foster care.
The USA Today (7-3-07) reported that
kids who stayed with their families
Health:
The Research Is In: A Study Verifies That Catholic Hospitals Currently Give the Best Treatment
(Ed's Note: This article apparently
appeared in Kaiser Health News and was originally picked up from The
Wall Street Journal Health Blog.)
A study by the Society of Actuaries has put the cost of medical errors in 2008
at nearly $20 billion. The study was carried out by the actuarial and consulting
firm Milliman, [and] is based on insurance claims data.
The cost estimate includes medical costs, costs associated with increased mortality rate and lost productivity, and covers what the authors describe as a conservative estimate of 1.5 million measurable errors.
The report estimates the errors caused more than 2,500 avoidable deaths and more than 10 million lost days of work.
Bed sores – which are always considered to be the result of an error --
produced the largest annual error cost, at almost $3.9 billion, followed by
post-op infections
($3.7 billion), device complications ($1.1 billion), complications from failed
spinal surgery ($1.1 billion) and hemorrhages ($960 million).
To come up with those figures, researchers found the total cost of a given
type of injury and estimated how often it was caused by an error.
Another study, Crain's Detroit Business reports, has found that
Catholic hospital systems deliver higher-quality care than other systems.
The study was released by Thomson Reuters and "reviewed 255 U.S. health systems with two or more hospitals and grouped them into four types of ownership: Catholic, other church-owned, non-profit and for-profit.
Of the four ownership types, for-profit health systems had the lowest performance, the study found that Catholic-owned systems had the highest quality.
The study looked at mortality, complications, patient safety, length of stay
and readmission rates among others to make its determination.
This article was reprinted from kaiserhealthnews.org with
permission from the Henry J. Kaiser Family Foundation. Kaiser Health News,
an editorially independent news service, is a program of the Kaiser Family
Foundation, a nonpartisan health care policy research organization unaffiliated
with Kaiser Permanente.
It's Your Life and Your Health
More Studies Link the Lack of Vitamin D to Parkinson's, Diabetes and Other Diseases
(Ed's Note: This article originally appeared in the Vital Choices Newsletter.)
By Craig Weatherby
Vitamin D continues a run of positive research . . . a string of successes
attributable to its unique, hormone-like nature and long-overlooked role in
sustaining many vital bodily functions.
The results of two new studies add weight to researchers’ urgent calls to raise
the recommended daily allowances for vitamin D.
First, a diet-health population study
from the Netherlands supports prior indications that vitamin D helps deter key
players in the cluster of 6 unhealthful blood fat, body fat, sugar control, and
other signs called "metabolic syndrome" or MetS.
The Dutch team found that the people with the lowest vitamin D levels were
40 percent more likely to develop MetS, which raises the risk of developing
diabetes and/or cardiovascular disease.
Second, a population study from
Finland found that the participants with the lowest levels of vitamin D were
three times as likely to develop Parkinson’s.
Conversely, the Finnish volunteers with the highest vitamin D blood levels were
two-thirds (67 percent) less likely to develop the brain disease.
Sockeye Salmon Are Excellent for
Vitamin D
In addition to getting vitamin D from supplements, certain fish rank among the
very few substantial food sources of vitamin D, far outranking milk and other
D-fortified foods.
Among fish, wild Sockeye Salmon may be the richest source of all, with a single
3.5 ounce serving surpassing the US RDA of 400 IU by about 70 percent:
Vitamin D per 3.5 ounce serving*
Sockeye Salmon 687 IU
Albacore Tuna 544 IU
Silver Salmon 430 IU
King Salmon 236 IU
Sardines 222 IU
Sablefish 169 IU
Halibut 162 IU
The current US RDA for people from infancy through age 50 is only 200 IU, and a skimpy 400 IU for people aged 51 to 70.
Even with sun exposure considered "adequate" for internal manufacture of
vitamin D – which often proves inadequate – these dietary amounts are proven
unable to raise blood levels into the range associated with optimal health
(80-120 nmol/L or 35-48 ng/mL).
Most researchers call for the RDA to be raised to at least 1,000 IU and many
recommend an adult RDA of 2,000 IU or more.
Let’s take a quick look at both studies.
High Vitamin D Levels Linked to Lower
Parkinson’s Risk
Parkinson's disease is a degenerative condition that impairs movement and
balance and afflicts more than one million Americans annually … a figure
expected to rise as the baby boom generation ages.
The disease affects nerve cells in several parts of the brain, particularly
those that use the chemical messenger dopamine to control movement.
An epidemiological (diet-health)
study by researchers from Helsinki, Finland was the first to look for
associations between people’s vitamin D levels and their risk for developing
Parkinson’s disease.
The Finnish team employed blood tests to confirm people’s vitamin D levels in
3,173 Finnish men and women aged between 50 and 79.
Over an unusually lengthy 29-year study period, the researchers documented 50
cases of Parkinson's disease, and found that the participants with the lowest
levels of vitamin D were three times more likely to develop Parkinson’s,
compared to those with the highest levels..
Why Would Vitamin D Deter the Brain
Disease?
We know that cells in the part of the brain affected most by Parkinson's, called
the substantia nigra, have unusually high numbers of vitamin D receptors, which
suggests vitamin D may be important for normal functions of these cells.
The authors suggested that vitamin D may also deter Parkinson’s through its
antioxidant activities and its role in regulation of calcium levels,
detoxification, modulation of the immune system, and enhanced conduction of
electricity through neurons (brain cells).
The Finnish team said their results
need to be confirmed in larger studies, because of the small number of
Parkinson’s cases versus the number of people in the study, and the possibility
that other, unknown factors associated with having high vitamin D levels might
be responsible for the link.
In an accompanying editorial, Marian Evatt, MD, MS, from Atlanta’s Emory
University described the study as, "… the first promising human data to suggest
that inadequate vitamin D status is associated with the risk of developing
Parkinson's disease."
Low Vitamin D Levels Linked to
Metabolic Syndrome in Seniors
Dutch researchers presented encouraging findings about vitamin D and the risk of
metabolic syndrome at The Endocrine Society’s 92nd Annual Meeting in San Diego.
Metabolic syndrome (MetS) is a condition characterized by abdominal obesity,
hypertension, and abnormal glucose and insulin metabolism. MetS has been linked
to increased risks of both type-2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease.
The study involved 1,289 white Dutch men and women aged 65 and older.
Almost half were vitamin D deficient, and about 37 percent had the cluster of
physical signs called metabolic syndrome.
After they drew blood samples from
the volunteers, the team’s analysis showed that those with the lowest vitamin D
levels were 40 percent more likely to have metabolic syndrome (MetS).
People with blood levels of vitamin D lower than 50 nanomoles per liter (nmol/L)
were likelier to have the metabolic syndrome than those whose vitamin D levels
exceeded 50 nmol/L.
Most researchers consider blood levels below 50 nmol/L "insufficient". Note:
There are two common measures of vitamin D status: 50 nmol/L is the same as 20
nanograms per liter (ng/mL).
No differences in risk were found between men and women.
The study supports previous findings,
including a report last year, showing that about 40 percent of elderly Chinese
people with MetS had insufficient or deficient levels of vitamin D. (See
"Vitamin D Seen to Stall Pre-Diabetic Syndrome" and "Vitamin D Clinical Trial
Detects Anti-Diabetes Benefits".)
Other research indicates that links between vitamin D levels and risk of
metabolic syndrome are scientifically plausible.
Vitamin D deficiency has previously been linked to impaired insulin secretion in
animals and humans, and has also been linked to insulin resistance in healthy
people.
And another study present at the 2010
Endocrine Society meeting links higher
vitamin D levels to higher (healthier) levels of insulin sensitivity … decreases
in which precede and predict development of diabetes.
In addition to a potential link to an increased risk of MetS, vitamin D
deficiency may promote or exacerbate osteopenia, osteoporosis, muscle weakness,
fractures, common cancers, autoimmune diseases, infectious diseases and
cardiovascular diseases.
There is also some evidence that high levels of the vitamin may reduce the risk
of type-1 diabetes and several types of cancer.
Yes, It Can Go Terribly Wrong
If You Are Getting Ready to Apply for Medicare Coverage, Absolutely Read This Article Carefully
(Ed's Note: Social Security can screw you up and wreck havoc with your retirement life when applying for Medicare health coverage. My New York Editor knows this for a fact. She found out what heartache can really mean when you least need more aggravation in your life. This article by Patricia Barry originally appeared in the AARP Bulletin and details what can go terribly wrong in the process.)
By Patricia Barry
Bill Bregar thought he was doing everything right. With his former employer’s health insurance due to run out in May 2009, he believed that his visit with his wife to the Social Security office to sign up for Medicare would be routine. He was wrong.
They were told they wouldn’t be able
to get Medicare coverage until July 2010. Suddenly, in their late 60s, they
faced the prospect of 13 months without health insurance. "My reaction was
disbelief," he recalls. "My wife went into shock."
Bregar, a former software engineer from Lake Oswego, Oregon, and his wife, Ruth,
had run afoul of an obscure rule that is little understood by Medicare
beneficiaries, employers, health insurance companies and even some Social
Security and Medicare officials.
And their experience has led directly to their congressman, Rep. Kurt
Schrader, D-OR, proposing legislation to have the rule changed.
Obscure Rule Hurts Beneficiaries
Under current law, working Americans with employer health coverage can postpone
signing up for Medicare until after 65. When they retire, accept a buyout or are
laid off, they then get an eight-month special enrollment period to sign up for
Medicare Part B (which covers doctors visits and other outpatient services)
immediately and without penalty.
But many people in these circumstances are able to extend their employer
coverage for a year or two under a 1986 law known as COBRA, which is what Bregar
did.
What they may not realize is that
waiting until their COBRA coverage expires to enroll in Part B disqualifies them
from the eight-month grace period.
Instead, they must wait to sign up during open enrollment, from January 1 to
March 31 each year, and their coverage won’t begin until the following July.
They also get hit with a late penalty, an extra charge added permanently to
their Part B premiums.
The COBRA Catch
Social Security officials explain that under the law, people can postpone
signing up for Part B without penalty only while they have group health
insurance provided by an employer for whom they or their spouses are still
working. Therefore, time on COBRA—used after employment has ended—does not
entitle them to special enrollment.
Although this rule is 24 years old, in recent months AARP and other consumer
help organizations have both seen a significant uptick in the number of calls
complaining about it.
The Medicare Rights Center, which
tracks calls involving Part B enrollment problems, reports that this year more
than 21 percent of these relate to the COBRA issue.
The timing may be due to the fact that when the economic recession hit in
2008, more older Americans lost their jobs and opted for COBRA coverage without
thinking to sign up for Part B—and are only now facing the consequences. Nobody
yet knows how many people are affected.
Confusion, Even Among Experts
"It’s clear from the number and types of calls we get on our hotlines that there
is a lot of confusion about how Medicare works with COBRA," says Joe Baker,
president of the Medicare Rights Center. "Not only are individuals confused, but
employers are as well, and the price of the confusion can be devastating for
some."
Yet the crucial Medicare regulation barring a special enrollment period for
people whose COBRA coverage is ending is rarely publicized. It is not mentioned
in the Department of Labor’s guidance for people considering COBRA.
It is mentioned briefly on page 24 of the official handbook, "Medicare
& You 2010" – but without any warning of a delay in Part B
coverage. It isn’t included in Social Security’s general website information on
enrolling in Medicare or in its frequently-asked-questions section – though
entering "COBRA" into the site’s search engine leads to an explanation.
But many people don’t go to these
sources. Instead, they rely on information from their employers, their insurance
company or Social Security officials.
Bregar, who accepted a voluntary retirement package from the Hewlett Packard Company in 2007, consulted all three. On an earlier visit to the local Social Security office when he turned 65, he says the official told him he didn’t need to sign up for Part B until his employer insurance ended.
"What he didn’t say," Bregar adds, was that this wasn’t true "if I stopped
working at any time even if my health insurance were still in effect."
After the bombshell landed, Bregar
repeatedly called Social Security. Among some 15 conversations with officials,
he says, "two of them told me exactly the same wrong information as I was given
in the first place."
But one suggested he apply for "equitable relief." This little-known option
allows Social Security to investigate cases and reverse decisions if it finds an
official has given faulty information. Bregar wrote a letter applying for relief
and took it down to the office.
"The lady there said: ‘Well, I’m happy to forward this on, but I can tell you
I’ve been here for 26 years and I’ve only seen one case resolved in favor of the
applicant’," he recalls.
At that point, Bregar called the
office of his congressman, Schrader. His staff, who’d never heard of the rule
either, became interested. Their calls resulted in a "congressional inquiry"
label attached to the Bregars’ Social Security file.
Meanwhile the couple, frantically trying to find insurance, discovered that only one policy—costing around $1,700 a month—was available to them.
On the day they were due to sign up, Bregar received a call from Social
Security. He says the official said simply: "When do you want your Medicare
insurance to begin?" He said: "Next week?" "Done," she replied. The power of a
congressional inquiry had paid off.
Unlucky Victims Caught in the Trap
Many others in the same situation are not so lucky. Harvey Fine, of Woodstock,
Georgia, had planned to retire from his job as a packaging company executive
upon reaching age 70 in October. But last summer he was laid off and now he and
his wife, Lucille, are covered under COBRA until December.
He, too, was stunned to discover last month that they’d fallen into the
unforeseen trap and would have to wait until next July for Medicare. Everyone
had told him that COBRA was simply an extension of his employer’s group coverage
– "same policy, same card, same everything," he says. "The hidden point to me
was this eight-month window. You lose out unless you know these things."
Fine, too, complained to Social
Security that he’d been given wrong information, but at a review he was denied
because he couldn’t remember the name of the official he’d visited a year ago.
There was a record of his visit, but "they said the person didn’t enter anything into my file," he recalls. The agency confirms that an investigation cannot be opened unless the applicant can provide the name of the official and the date and place of the conversation.
And an applicant making a formal appeal is unlikely to succeed, because
ignorance of the law is not a defense.
Fine wonders why he is being
penalized when, by taking COBRA for 18 months, he has actually saved Medicare
money. "There seems no logic in this rule," he says.
The confusion is compounded by the fact that Medicare Part D, the
prescription drug benefit, has a different rule: People whose COBRA benefits
expire are allowed a two-month special enrollment to sign up with a drug plan
without penalty.
No Medicare for Months
Many older Americans who fall into the Part B-COBRA trap aren’t so concerned
about the late penalty, but say the prospect of no insurance for months is
frightening.
Like most others, Fine’s insurance options after COBRA ends are limited. With a
history of diabetes, high blood pressure and high cholesterol – which his
current medications keep in check – he is unlikely to find individual coverage.
He isn’t eligible for insurance under
the new health care law’s high-risk pools that accept people with preexisting
medical conditions, because to qualify people must have been uninsured for at
least six months.
He may be able to get coverage under another law that allows people who have had
continuous coverage from an employer plan and COBRA for at least 18 months to
buy insurance regardless of preexisting conditions, but this is usually very
expensive.
Fine is exploring all possibilities, but the process "is like Russian
roulette," he says. "My worst case scenario is to bite the bullet and dig into
whatever savings I have."
A Proposed Change in the Law
It was Bregar who suggested to Schrader that the law should be changed. Schrader
agreed.
His bill, entitled the Medicare Enrollment Protection Act of 2010,
proposes to allow people a special enrollment period of eight months after COBRA
benefits run out to sign up for Medicare immediately and without penalty.
The bill would also create continuous
enrollment for people who miss their Part B deadlines for other reasons. They,
too, would get coverage the month after they applied, but would pay an
appropriate late penalty.
That’s to prevent people gaming the system and deliberately failing to sign
up and pay premiums until they have serious medical issues, Schrader says.
"Seniors have earned these benefits and need to be covered," he adds.
AARP, the Medicare Rights Center and other consumer organizations support the
bill.
The Doctor Knows Best
Will a New Treatment Help Lead Us in Discovering the Cause and Cure for Multiple Sclerosis?
By Andrew Weil, M.D.
Question: What do you
think of the new treatment for multiple sclerosis (MS) that involves expanding
narrow veins in the neck and chest? Is it a worthwhile
alternative?
Answer (Published 7/29/2010):
You're referring to a theory and treatment being advanced by a vascular surgeon
in Italy, Dr. Paolo Zamboni, who has suggested that MS may be due to narrowed
veins in the neck and chest that block drainage of blood from the brain. He
believes that expanding these narrowed areas in blood vessels can relieve
symptoms of the disease.
I have read a New York Times report about Dr. Zamboni's work and
about how word of his treatment has sped around the world on the Internet,
generating demand for it.
Understandably, many MS patients
are frustrated by a disease for which there's no cure and no reliable treatment.
MS is one of the most baffling of all afflictions -- we know very little about
what triggers it and what factors influence its progression and outcome.
MS begins with localized inflammatory changes of the myelin sheaths surrounding
nerve fibers as a result of an attack by the immune system. The resulting damage
interferes with nerve impulses and can lead to symptoms such as muscle weakness,
loss of vision, and a variety of other neurological impairments.
Although considered an autoimmune disease, it is not clear what prompts the
immune system to attack nerve sheaths as it does in MS.
Pressure from patients has led to a
number of studies aimed at determining whether or not Dr. Zamboni is onto
something. He has reported finding narrowings in the chest and neck veins of MS
patients but not of healthy individuals.
He has tried opening the narrowed blood vessels with balloons and found that some patients with relapsing remitting MS recover fully (including his wife, according to what he told the Times) but that some aren't helped.
In a study published in December 2009 in the Journal of Vascular
Surgery, Dr. Zamboni reported that his treatment lessened fatigue in
patients with the progressive form of the disease but resulted in no changes in
mobility.
The only way to determine for sure whether this unconventional treatment works
is with clinical trials that compare treated patients to controls who get a sham
procedure (neither patient nor doctors knowing who gets the real thing).
Studies have just begun, so it will
be a while before we get results. The Times reported that even in the
absence of proof, patients have been seeking out doctors worldwide who are
willing to perform Dr. Zamboni's "liberation" technique, but it is a procedure I
cannot recommend yet.
I like to work with MS patients because of the disease's variability and
potential to go into remission, as well as its responsiveness to an integrative
approach including stress reduction, mind/body therapies and changes in diet and
lifestyle.
Some Attempts Are Doomed
Doctor and Patient: Letting Patients Read Their Doctors' Notes in No Easy Task
(Ed's Note: My New York editor says, "It's my body and my life; I should have the right (demand the right) to my own medical records. And the way they get around it to prevent me from having my records, is to charge a high per-page fee for Xeroxing. This even when I am asking for the records to be transferred to another doctor." This article originally appeared in the New York Times.)
Their request seemed simple enough: the patient and his wife, both in their
70s, wanted a copy of what I'd written in their medical file. During their
visit, I had watched them refer to a well-thumbed collection of doctors' notes
and medication lists, so when they asked for a copy of my note just before
leaving, I assumed it would simply be added to the others.
But when I mentioned the request to one of the nurses outside the exam room a
few minutes later, her eyes grew wide.
"Oh no, you can't do that," she said,
shaking her head. "I don't think it's legal." The other doctors and nurses,
attention piqued, moved closer to listen. "Send them to medical records," she
urged. "He can sign the release papers there."
Another nurse in the growing crowd offered her own advice. "Do you know
what's going to happen if you give them a copy now?" she asked. "They're going
to start calling and e-mailing you with questions about what you wrote."
The doctors and nurses began clucking in agreement. "Think about it for a
second, Pauline," one doctor said with voice lowered. "Maybe they are thinking
of suing you."
There was a collective gasp from the group now gathered around me; and I could
guess what they were thinking as they craned their necks to peer into the exam
room where my elderly patient was busy fussing with his papers as his wife stood
adjusting the canvas fishing hat on his head.
The barbarians are at the gate.
For 40 years, the tension over patient access has been playing out in hospitals,
clinics and doctors' offices. Although medical records have always been
accessible to clinicians, payers, auditors and even researchers, it was not
until the 1970s that a few states began giving patients the same rights.
While a handful of physicians were vocal supporters of these early efforts, the
majority of doctors were far less enthusiastic. They worried that their notes
might become a source of unnecessary stress for patients. Read without an
experienced clinician's interpretation, slight abnormalities like an elevated
cell count from a viral infection could turn into a life-threatening cancer in
the eyes of patients.
Even routine abbreviations and jargon
like "S.O.B." (shortness of breath) and "anorexic" (a general lack of appetite,
not the disease anorexia nervosa) could be confusing at best and inadvertently
demeaning at worst. Doctors, already pressed for time, shuddered at the idea of
suddenly being responsible for the worries of a reading public.
In 1996, despite these concerns, the Health Insurance Portability and
Accountability Act, or HIPAA, gave all patients the legal right to read and even
amend their own medical records. At the time, a group of national health care
experts hailed this new transparency as a necessary component of better and
safer care.
But today, few patients have ever laid eyes on their own records. And those who
try often come back from their missions with tales of bureaucratic obstacles,
ranging from exorbitant copying costs to diffident administrators.
The same concerns from 40 years ago come up again and again, with little evidence to support or refute the claims of either side.
Should medical records be shared as
interactive documents between patients and physicians? Can transparency work, or
will it end up worrying patients, muddling the patient-doctor relationship and
adding more work to an already overburdened primary care work force?
Now, according to the latest issue of the Annals of Internal Medicine,
the answers to these questions may finally be answered in a year's time.
This summer, researchers have begun the largest study to date of open access,
aptly named Open Notes, involving more than 100 primary care physicians and
approximately 25,000 patients from three health care centers -- the Beth Israel
Deaconess Medical Center in Boston, the Geisinger Health System in Danville
(PA), and the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle.
In the study, patients who have just seen their doctors will receive an
e-mail message directing them to a secure Web site where they can view the
signed physician notes. Patients will receive a second e-mail message two weeks
prior to any return visit, reminding them that the notes from their previous
visit are available for review.
Over the course of the yearlong
study, funded by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, the Open Notes
investigators hope to analyze the expectations and experiences of patients and
physicians, as well as examine the number of additional phone calls, e-mail
messages and visits that may arise as a result of more patients viewing their
doctors' notes.
In addition, a public survey on the journal's Web site will assess the
opinions of any patient or doctor not enrolled in the study.
"We have one simple research question," said Dr. Tom Delbanco, a lead
investigator who is a primary care physician at the Beth Israel Deaconess
Medical Center. "After a year, will the patients and doctors still want to
continue sharing notes?"
While enrolling patients in the study has not been difficult, finding physicians
who are willing to participate has been more challenging. A few doctors were
quick to sign on, but "most physicians were ambivalent at best," noted Jan
Walker, a registered nurse and health services researcher at Beth Israel
Deaconess who is the study's other lead investigator. Many physicians were
worried about workload and issues of clarity.
"The note is really a story," said
Dr. Sara B. Fazio, a primary care physician at Beth Israel Deaconess who
hesitated at first but is now one of the participating doctors. "The meaning of
a story depends on the storyteller. Just because I write something down as my
version of the facts doesn't mean that they will be the absolute facts or that
another person could not interpret those facts differently."
While physicians recognize that such differences in interpretation occur
frequently, particularly across different specialties, patients may not. "A
doctor's note could come across in a very unexpected way to a patient even when
the doctor wrote it with the best of intentions," Dr. Fazio said.
The researchers are hopeful that their study will help to settle many of the
longstanding issues regarding open access, but one thing has already become
apparent. For at least a few of those involved, the once sharply demarcated
lines of the decades old tension have begun to fade. It is no longer so clear
who exactly stands on what side of the medical records wall.
"In the end," Dr. Fazio said in an
e-mail message, "we are all patients -- if not now, then someday -- and from
that perspective it is easy to see the many reasons why this is a step in the
right direction."
She added, "I suspect the physician in me will eventually be won over by
that perspective given a little time."
Arthritis Sufferers Take Note
Here Are Some Simple, Drug Free, Ways to Treat Your Arthritis
(Ed's Note: Andrew Lange N.D. is a Naturopathic Physician. He served as Chair of the Department of Homeopathic Medicine and Supervising Clinical Physician at Bastyr University in Seattle.)
By Andrew Lange
Most articles on arthritis try to recommend drug treatments rather than natural
ways you can help your body heal.
Both orthodox and alternative treatments have shown success in treating the
symptoms of arthritis. It is crucial to learn how our daily habits affect the
inflammatory processes that contribute to arthritis.
The most common treatments for arthritis are those that affect an inflammatory
chemical known as Cyclooxygenase or COX. Pharmacological inhibition of COX can
provide relief from the symptoms of inflammation and pain. Non-steroidal
anti-inflammatory (NSAIDs) drugs, such as aspirin and ibuprofen, exert their
effects through inhibition of COX.
Unfortunately NSAIDs drugs used for
these treatments were also found to have side effects.
NSAIDs can make the overall disease process of arthritis worse, by depleting the very nutrients necessary for joint repair, including iron, folic acid and zinc. COX-2 inhibitors have been found to have serious cardiovascular effects, increasing the risk of atherothrombosis even with short-term use.
A 2006 analysis of 138 randomized trials and almost 150 000 participants
showed that selective COX-2 inhibitors are associated with a moderately
increased risk of vascular events, mainly due to a twofold increased risk of
heart attacks, and also that high-dose regimens of some traditional NSAIDs such
as diclofenac and ibuprofen are associated with a similar increase in risk of
vascular events.
What are the simplest ways to reduce inflammation in the body?
1. Keep Moving. Even though
pain and stiffness can make you feel like skipping your exercise routine,
research shows that staying active can help keep arthritis symptoms under
control.
2. Diet.
The Mediterranean diet consists primarily of fish, fruit, vegetables,
cereals, and beans and contains less red meat and dairy products than Western
diets. In a recent study of Rheumatoid arthritis patients, those consuming the
Mediterranean diet had a
statistically significant 56 percent decrease in disease activity.
3. Omega 3 Oils.
The research is solid. We have a preponderance of Omega 6 oils, which we do
need, from polyunsaturated oils, such as olive and canola. Saturated fats from
meat contribute to inflammation.
You can reduce inflammation by reducing or eliminating saturated fats in the
diet. By increasing Omega 3 oils from fish or algae sources, we can alter the
balance of our body's chemistry to reduce inflammation.
4. Repair Your Gut.
Having healthy intestines makes sure that the primary part of your immune
system is working properly. Allergies, antibiotics and a lack of healthy
bacteria called probiotics can alter the integrity of the gut lining.
A poor gut integrity allows substances, such as allergens and other
inflammatory substances to pass through the gut into the blood, which can affect
our health systemically. Eating fermented foods, such as sauerkraut and yogurt
helps to establish a healthy intestinal environment.
Remember that a lot of underlying
conditions can cause arthritis.
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Find Out Now
There Is a Very Good Reason Why You Should Avoid Going to Hospitals in July
(Ed's Note: This article is from the WebMD website, the place to go for medical information. Sid Kirchheimer writes about health and consumer issues.)
By Sid Kirchheimer
July is near, so consider the advice of some seasoned doctors: Avoid the
hospital if you can.
Why? Because on or around July 1, fresh, inexperienced interns, residents,
nurses and other new health care workers first report to work at many of the
nation's hospitals, eager to start practicing medicine-on you.
In medical circles, it's known as the
"July effect" and there's evidence -- along with popular opinion -- that it's a
month with more medical errors in hospitals.
"You may get more personal attention, but the skill level isn't there," explains
veteran physician David Sherer, M.D., past director of risk management for a
large insurance provider and co-author of Dr. David Sherer's Hospital
Survival Guide.
"You have newcomers arriving at hospitals-often placed in a sink-or-swim
situation-and they don't know where anything is or how anything is done. July is
not the time to have elective surgery or another procedure that could be
postponed."
As a group, these
physicians-in-training are "universally supervised," says Christopher Landrigan,
M.D., who teaches at Harvard Medical School and oversees residents at Children's
Hospital Boston.
But individually, "from day one, residents are writing medication orders and
doing certain procedures and diagnostic tests with relatively little direct
supervision, so there's always an opportunity for something to slip through the
safety net."
The Month for Medication Mistakes
That's not to say that midsummer is the only time for potential problems. After
all, some 100,000 Americans die from hospital medical errors each year --
thousands every month. "But there is good evidence that errors are somewhat more
common when residents first begin to work," notes Landrigan.
Until now, most studies exploring the July effect have focused on seasonal error
rates at specific hospitals. But the latest and largest study to date examines
the July effect on a national level, and some indicate that, indeed, more
medical errors of various types occur in July and early August than other months
-- specially at teaching hospitals, which train medical interns and residents
and are connected with medical schools.
But July is also a popular month
for others, fresh from college, to begin their health care careers at all types
of facilities-including nurses, pharmacists and allied health technicians and
therapists.
The latest and largest study to date examines the July effect on a national
level-with an alarming finding.
After analyzing more than 62 million death certificates issued across the
country from 1979 to 2006, researchers found that fatal medication errors
consistently spiked in July by about 10 percent -- but only in U.S. counties
with many teaching hospitals -- and then subsided in August to levels on par
with other months.
Yet there was no measurable increase in counties with facilities that don't employ residents, such as community hospitals.
Here Is the Difference
"We were looking for all causes of death occurring in hospitals," explains study
leader David P. Phillips of the University of California, San Diego, whose
research was recently published online in the Journal of General Internal
Medicine, "and found no increase in death from surgical errors,
hospital-acquired infection or other causes in any type of facility -- only in
fatal medication errors at teaching hospitals."
His theory: "With surgery, you have a whole team of people working together, so
there's a lot of redundant checking. But residents prescribe or hand out
medication alone."
Still, others say there are other
concerns in July beyond the possibility of getting the wrong medication or the
wrong dose.
"Whether it's assisting in surgery or giving an intravenous line, there's a necessary learning curve that occurs over time," says Sherer, a practicing anesthesiologist near Washington, D.C.
"I've seen it myself: The success rate for first-time IVs is not there among
new residents and nurses." Central-line infection rates, which occur from
improperly placed IVs, account for nearly 30,000 hospital deaths a year.
Try to Protect Yourself
1. Bring your own health records (including a "Personal Medication Record").
2. Ask a friend, relative or other health advocate to stay with you.
3. To lessen the chance of mix-ups, state your name to anyone providing you
with care.
4. Know the name of the doctor who is ultimately in charge of your care.
Denmark Study Has Merit
Common Painkillers Increase Heart Risks in Healthy People as Well as Those With Heart Disease
(Ed's Note: The following article by Nissa Simon originally appeared in the AARP Bulletin.)
By Nissa Simon
Healthy adults who reach for common painkillers to ease the twinges of
everyday aches and pains could be setting themselves up for a heart attack or
stroke, according to recent research.
Past studies clearly showed that long-term use of nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory
drugs (NSAIDs), including Advil, Motrin and Aleve, to relieve pain was linked to
an increased risk of heart attack or stroke in those who already had heart
disease.
But now a study from Denmark reports that short-term use in healthy men and
women who take those drugs for minor complaints also raises the risk.
"If you use NSAIDs regularly to control
chronic pain, talk with your doctor about reducing your other risks for heart
disease with a heart-healthy diet, a good exercise program and possibly statins,"
says Richard Stein, M.D., a cardiologist at New York University School of
Medicine.
The painkillers are widely used to ease the discomfort of everything from
arthritis to headaches and muscle strains. Five such drugs were included in the
study: ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin), diclofenac (Cataflam, Voltaren), naproxen
(Aleve, Anaprox), celecoxib (Celebrex) and rofecoxib (Vioxx), which was taken
off the market in 2004 because of heart risks.
"People should be aware that NSAIDs are not risk-free with respect to the
cardiovascular system," says research fellow Emil Loldrup Fosbøl, M.D., the
study’s lead author.
In the United States, naproxen and
ibuprofen come in both prescription and over-the-counter versions while
diclofenac and celecoxib are prescription only.
The researchers tracked more than 1 million healthy Danes from 1997 to 2005.
Since low-dose ibuprofen is the only NSAID available in Denmark without a
prescription, they could track and compare those who took the drugs, most of
them daily for about two weeks, with those who did not. Risks from different
painkillers varied widely.
Although the percentages of increased risk were large, the actual number of
those affected was small. The researchers found:
Ibuprofen: A 29 percent greater risk of
fatal or nonfatal stroke.
Diclofenac: Almost double the risk of death from heart disease.
Celecoxib: Results were inconclusive.
Naproxen: No greater likelihood of heart-related problems and a slightly lower
risk of death, leading the researchers to conclude that naproxen could be a
safer alternative to other such painkillers.
If you routinely take one of these painkillers, bring up the question of
whether you need to continue and, if so, at what dose.
The study appeared in the June 8 online edition of the American Heart
Association journal Circulation: Cardiovascular Quality and Outcomes.
Advice From Dr. Weil:
Is There a Way to Treat Children With ADHD Without Drugs? Well, Yes There Is
Question: My nephew, age 8, was just diagnosed with Attention Deficit
Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), and his pediatrician recommended drug treatment.
The problem seems to be that he doesn’t much like school and is restless (not
disruptive!) in class. Drugs seem a bit drastic to me. Any recommendations?
Answer: Yes. My advice is to read an impressive new publication on the subject,
ADHD Without Drugs, by my colleague Sandy Newmark,
M.D., a California-based pediatrician on the faculty of the Arizona Center for
Integrative Medicine.
I wrote the foreword to the book because I think the information and prudent advice it contains can be an enormous help to the millions of parents and children who are confronting this diagnosis.
Over the past 25 years, ADHD has become epidemic to the point where six to eight percent of all kids, and more than 10 percent of the boys, in the United States are labeled as having a serious neurodevelopmental disease.
Worse, 2.5 million kids are taking psychostimulant medication, an approach that Dr. Newmark and I think is vastly overused.
The big mystery is why so many more children are affected now than in the past. Dr. Newmark believes that something has altered the neurological development of kids today resulting in more youngsters whose brains are "wired" differently than was the case a few decades ago.
He blames the environmental toxins that are increasingly prevalent in our lives, poor nutrition and the amount of time kids spend watching TV, using computers and playing video games. All these electronic activities have the effect of shortening kids' attention span.
He notes that every study on the subject has shown that the more hours of television a child watches, the more likely he or she is to have ADHD.
If your nephew really has ADHD (Dr. Newmark lists a number of disorders, ranging from depression to iron deficiency to problems at school that parents may not recognize, which can be misdiagnosed as ADHD), it can often be treated successfully without drugs.
He believes that one of the single biggest factors contributing to ADHD is the poor quality of the foods our kids eat -- too many containing artificial colorings and other additives.
Other possibilities include food allergies and sensitivities that can be identified via an elimination diet and deficiency of omega-3 fatty acids (Dr. Newmark and I both feel that every child with ADHD would benefit from taking a daily omega-3 fatty acid supplement).
Deficiencies of the minerals iron, zinc and magnesium have also been linked to ADHD.
Talk About a Bummer
America's Social Security Trust Fund Is Flagging and Will Need a Shot in the Arm in 2012
(Ed's Note: This article about the woes of the Social Security Trust Fund first appeared in The Boston Globe. If you do not qualify for social security payments, you may not be interested in taking the time to read this article; if you do receive payments, you would be wise to find out about what lies ahead.)
From The Boston Globe
Let's start with your annual letter from the commissioner of Social Security. It
recaps your work record and projects your future retirement benefits. It also
warns that
benefit payments will exceed employment tax collections by 2016.
Worse, it says the Social Security Trust Fund will be exhausted by 2037. When
that
happens, employment taxes will cover only 76 percent of promised benefits. As it
turns out, the letter is optimistic.
Benefit payments already exceed
employment tax collections. According to the Congressional Budget Office, a
crush of retirees and fewer workers has turned the expected surplus of
employment taxes over benefit payments into a shortfall.
Fortunately, it's estimated at only $29 billion this year, piffle in government
finance. The piffle, however, is expected to continue. There will be a need to
find cash, and we will be talking about it in 2012.
Some readers will say, "Gee, isn't that what our Social Security Trust Fund
is for?'' It's a reasonable, if naive, idea. While it is true that anyone who
worked between 1983 and today has shoveled some extra money into the trust fund,
it's not sitting there like dollar bills in Scrooge McDuck's vault. The trust is
just a collection of IOUs from the Treasury.
In 1983, when Alan Greenspan led a
commission that reformed Social Security, federal debt was only $1.4 trillion.
Our reformed Social Security was supposed to be solvent for a full 75 years. Its
accumulating surplus, held in trust, would cover the hefty cost of the baby
boomers when they retired.
But the commission missed the mark. Today the unfunded liabilities of Social
Security alone are $5.3 trillion. And the surplus is no more. Worse, Treasury
debt is now $12.4 trillion -- which includes $2.3 trillion of IOUs held by the
trust fund.
So when Social Security goes to redeem its IOUs and cover that $29 billion
shortfall, it will go to the Treasury. Sadly, the Treasury is empty except for
its tax revenue and whatever it can borrow.
And what does that mean?
You can get an inkling by reading a
recent report from the Senate Committee on Aging. It provides an extensive menu
of steps to address the problem. Here are two extremes on the list:
1) "Increase worker and employer contributions by 1.1 percent.'' Since worker
and employer now pay 12.40 percent of payroll in employment taxes, the 2.2
percentage point increase in the tax would be a 17.7 percent increase on all
workers, including those working short shifts at McDonald's.
2) "Reduce benefits by 5 percent for new beneficiaries in 2010 and later."
That's a hefty cut, but hardly enough. It would cover only 30 percent of the
projected 75-year shortfall. Between those two extremes, the Senate committee
lays out a list of tools and calls it "modernization.'' The bottom line is that
more will be going in and less will be coming out -- at least to the people who
paid it in.
The Jury Is Out
New "Liberation Procedure" Might Offer Some Hope for the 500,000+ People Who Suffer From Multiple Sclerosis
(Ed's Note: This article by Marie McCullough originally appeared in The Philadelphia Inquirer on June 16, 2010, and details some new hope for people who suffer from multiple sclerosis (MS), a disease which has no known cure.)
By Marie McCullough
Nasha Smith knows that skeptics would say her multiple sclerosis got better
after an unorthodox treatment at Lankenau Hospital simply because she believed
it would.
But the 40-year-old Reading resident also knows the "placebo effect" can't
explain her transformation. Practically overnight, she went from being homebound
-- disabled by foot numbness, fatigue, balance problems, and painful bowel
spasms that left her incontinent -- to being able to complete a three-mile
fund-raising walk for MS.
"I know there's a lot of controversy about this, but I don't know why," Smith
said. "The procedure was so simple, yet life-changing."
The procedure, balloon angioplasty,
is routinely used to open clogged heart arteries. But MS patients around the
world are seeking what they call "the liberation procedure" to widen veins.
Groundbreaking research by an Italian vascular surgeon suggests that narrowed
veins are common in MS patients, causing blood to drain improperly from the
brain.
For a disease long blamed on out-of-control immune cells that attack the central
nervous system, the blocked-vein theory is a radical departure -- one that
experts say remains speculative.
To begin to confirm it, the National
MS Society and the MS Society of Canada on Friday awarded $2.4 million to 7
groups. They will study the diagnosis and frequency of poor vein drainage but
will not treat patients who have the problem.
"We certainly feel the patients' sense of urgency," said Patricia O'Looney, vice
president of the National MS Society. "But there are conflicting reports from
scientists. The appropriate action is to bring clarity to the question" of
whether veins play a role.
Patients are not waiting for more clarity. Dissatisfied with the marginal
benefits and serious side effects of standard therapies, they are turning to
interventional radiologists like Lankenau's Joseph Bonn, who treated Smith.
At least, until hospital lawyers step in.
In April, they ordered Bonn to stop performing balloon angioplasty on MS
patients pending approval by officials at the Wynnewood hospital.
Zamboni's Discovery
It's not clear who coined the catchy term liberation procedure, but it stems
from the work of Paolo Zamboni, a vascular specialist at Italy's University of
Ferrara.
While trying to help his wife's MS, he discovered that the three main veins that
channel blood from the brain back to the heart -- the jugulars and the azygos --
are often twisted, bent, compressed, or otherwise constricted in MS patients. He
gave this abnormality a distinctly uncatchy name, "chronic cerebrospinal venous
insufficiency," or CCSVI. His first paper on the condition was published only a
year ago.
Neurologists, the specialists who usually treat MS, as well as others, see holes
in his out-of-the-box thinking.
For one thing, poor vein drainage
doesn't bother everyone who has it. Zamboni found it in the majority of MS
patients, and few of the healthy people he checked. But then he and University
of Buffalo neurologist Robert Zivadinov did a larger study of 500 patients.
CCSVI showed up in 60 percent with MS, 43 percent with other neurological
conditions, and 22 percent of healthy controls.
Another thing: Not all MS patients get better after angioplasty. And the veins
often re-narrow within a year. Zamboni found this happened in up to 47 percent
of jugulars, although azygos veins usually stayed open.
Stanford University researchers tried to combat the re-narrowing with stents
designed to prop arteries open. One patient needed open-heart surgery when the
stent dislodged, and another died of brain bleeding while taking a blood thinner
prescribed with the metal devices.
Still, Zamboni's maverick work offers
a neat explanation for the central mystery of MS: why immune cells run amok,
attacking nerves in the very body they are supposed to protect.
Zamboni found that blood backs up in the brain, or "refluxes," as it creates new
drainage patterns to circumvent the blocked veins. Iron settles out of refluxing
blood and, like toxic pollution, irritates delicate brain tissue. In theory,
this signals immune cells to seep out of the blood and try to clean up the mess.
Normally, vessels in the brain are impermeable, so immune cells can't access
that all-important organ. But the constricted veins develop high blood pressure,
making them stretch and spring microscopic leaks. In theory.
Angioplasty techniques are so well-established for treating vessel abnormalities
that MS patients feel they are being discriminated against. In their view, they
have little to lose and much to gain from trying to get better blood flow.
CCSVI is diagnosed with ultrasound
imaging, followed by special X-ray and MRI imaging. Balloon angioplasty,
performed under sedation, involves inserting a tube through a small incision,
threading it deep into the vein, and inflating the balloon tip to expand a
narrow spot. Serious complications -- rupturing the vein or a dangerous blood
clot -- are rare.
Bonn, who does procedures on heart, kidney, and cancer patients, knew virtually
nothing about MS until two months ago. Then, at a medical convention, he vaguely
heard about the blocked-vein theory and made a note to learn more. Just two days
later, he saw Janet Grieco, 53, an MS patient who had called out of the blue
seeking treatment for CCSVI.
"He pulled out his BlackBerry and showed me the note he made at the convention,"
the Chalfont resident recalled.
Soon, Bonn was getting calls from MS patients near and far as their online
community added him to the list of doctors willing to help.
He treated only three MS patients, including Smith, but the results were good.
Relief From Headaches
Grieco had suffered from chronic migraines, balance problems, and fatigue that
was intensified by insomnia.
"By the time I got to recovery after the procedure, I didn't have a headache,"
she said. "When you have a headache for three years and then it's gone, it's
remarkable."
That day, she strolled her neighborhood with her husband and stopped needing her
nightly sleeping pill.
Denise Graff, 43, of Somerset, (NJ), experienced a phenomenon that other
patients have reported.
"My toes were like icicles" because
of foot numbness, she said. "During the procedure, I could feel them warm up
just after he ballooned the first vein."
Bonn's fourth patient, Paulette O'Leary, 41, of Toronto, was minutes from being
wheeled into the angioplasty suite when the hospital lawyers interrupted.
"I don't know who was more shocked -- Dr. Bonn, or me and my husband," O'Leary
said.
Bonn is now designing a clinical trial, the gold standard for studying safety
and effectiveness. Patients with CCSVI would be randomly assigned to balloon
angioplasty with -- or without -- the inflation that opens veins. The trial must
be approved by the hospital's review board.
As a scientist, Bonn sees the need
for rigorous studies. But he also understands patients' frustration.
"They suffer for decades on a slow downhill course," he said, "with few options
in terms of medications or procedures. So this has been a real roller-coaster
ride for them."
O'Leary stayed on the roller coaster. Last month, she paid $13,000 for
liberation at Albany State Medical Center, where a trial was already under way.
Now, she said, she no longer uses a cane, clings to a wall to climb stairs, or
suffers from incontinence.
Balloon angioplasty is not a cure, not even close, she said. But it offers
quality-of-life improvements that are impossible with any of the 7 approved MS
drugs, as well as a new one, Novartis (NYSE:NVS) ' fingolimod', that was
recommended for approval last week. All the drugs modify the immune system.
Still, as patients travel to India,
Bulgaria, Poland, and other countries for angioplasty, they may underestimate
the skill and savvy it requires.
"I did my first MS patient at the end of last year. It didn't work out too
well," said Salvatore Sclafani, chair of radiology at SUNY Downstate Medical
Center in Brooklyn. "The anatomy was much more complicated than I expected. I
did the balloon, but she developed a [blood clot]. I sent her home on
anticoagulants and said, 'I'll try again after I get more experience.' "
Since then, he's done about 20 patients -- a few with "miraculous" results --
and become beloved for contributing to an online MS forum.
Indeed, when he was ordered a few
months ago to stop doing the procedure outside of a clinical trial, "there was
an outpouring of grief, and of compassion for me," he said. "Then they got
angry. So we started to dialogue about the trials and what we want to learn from
them. Now they're participating in the development of the research.
"I was ready to retire," added Sclafani, 63. "But this has touched me.
Now my practice will be all MS."
What's Ailing Health Care?
New York City Doctor Reveals the 18 Biggest Problems With Today's Modern Medicine Practiced by Most Physicians
(Ed's Note: Frank Lipman MD, is the founder and director of the Eleven Eleven Wellness Center in New York City, a center whose emphasis is on preventive health care and patient education rather than just treating an illness than has already occurred.)
Dr. Frank Lipman
What are the biggest problems you see with the way Medicine is practiced
today? Here is my list, I am sure there are more:
1. Modern Western Medicine is based on a narrow "scientific" model, and
arrogantly ignores and rejects therapies and entire medical systems that do not
fit this model.
2. Doctors are trained in hospitals in "crisis care" medicine, not to take care
of the "walking wounded," which is the majority of people. They need to be
trained to take of the "walking wounded" as well.
3. Instead of treating the underlying
causes or imbalances, Doctors often merely manage symptoms.
4. Symptoms are seen as something to be suppressed rather than a pointer to some
underlying imbalance.
5. Doctors see the human body as a machine with separate parts that can be
treated independently rather than as an integrated whole. In addition the mind
and body are also seen as separate independent entities and emotions are often
ignored.
6. Man is not seen as part of nature, and how what happens in nature effects
humans.
7. We look for a magic bullet instead
of all the possible factors that make up the total load which are causing the
underlying imbalance. There is no understanding of the total load.
8. No belief that the body has a self-healing capacity and no ways to boost that
capacity.
9. Everyone with the same disease gets treated the same way, patient uniqueness
ignored
10. We treat the disease, not the patient.
11. There is a reliance on numbers and tests rather than how the patient is
feeling and what is found on examination.
12. We don't take into account the
importance of diet and lifestyle on health. How could we? We get a total of 6-8
hours of nutrition lectures in medical school.
13. We do not recognize or understand the correct use of supplements to optimize
health.
14. We do not recognize the importance of toxicity on our bodies nor know how to
boost the body's own detoxification systems.
15. The Doctor patient relationship
is not emphasized and the role of the patient as a partner in their own health
care not encouraged.
16. The placebo has a negative connotation and ignored. The placebo is really
the body healing itself and should be encouraged.
17. The Drug Industry is too enmeshed in the medical system. The Pharmaceutical
Industry has WAY TOO MUCH power and is "bribing" Doctors to use their drugs and
researchers to produce positive results for their drugs.
18. More than 80 percent of all medical treatments used have been untested by
rigorous peer reviewed study, yet the Medical establishment insists that
alternative health treatments must undergo these before they can be used. The
system of evaluation needs to be changed.
Thought You Should Know
Early Warning Signs: When to Call the Doctor About Alzheimer's, and What to Do When You Are Alone and Cannot Help Yourself
Copyright © 2010 Ed Bagley
This article from WebMD tells how to recognize the onset of Alzheimer's among family members and friends, and what to do when you do see signs that indicate trouble ahead.
It also raises an important question: What if you are alone and do not recognize the symptoms yourself, or recognize the symptoms but choose to ignore them?
For singles, many times family members are not living with you, or they are not near enough to you to maintain sufficient observation of your activities.
The best answer to this problem is have friends who care about you and see you frequently. And, to have friends, you must be a friend. Friendship is a two-way street, it starts and ends with your contact with people. When people cannot find you, you must reach out and find them.
Here is the WebMD article:
Are you worried about an older loved one's memory or behavior? Has your mom
been getting lost while running errands? Has your dad started to ask the same
questions, over and over? Signs of the early stages of Alzheimer's disease
aren't always clear-cut -- after all, it can be hard to distinguish them from
the normal memory changes that come with age.
To help guide you, here are the Alzheimer's warning signs to watch for, along
with advice about seeing a doctor and getting a diagnosis.
Alzheimer Disease Warning Signs
Many people confuse Alzheimer's disease with dementia. What's the difference?
Alzheimer's is a disease; dementia -- which results in memory loss and
disorientation -- is a symptom of the disease. However, dementia isn't always
caused by Alzheimer's disease; it can be result from other conditions as well.
Although some memory changes are normal as you get older, memory problems that
interfere with daily life are not. According to experts, common early signs of
Alzheimer's disease or other dementias include:
1) Short-term memory loss.
Although older memories might seem unaffected, people with dementia might forget
recent experiences. Anyone can forget details from a recent event or
conversation. People with dementia might forget the entire thing.
2) Repetition. People with
dementia may repeat stories, sometimes word for word. They may keep asking the
same questions, no matter how many times they're answered.
3) Language problems. We
all struggle to remember a word occasionally. People with dementia can have
profound problems remembering even basic words. Their way of speaking may become
contorted and hard to follow.
4) Personality changes.
People with dementia may have sudden mood swings. They might become emotional --
upset or angry -- for no particular reason. They might become withdrawn or stop
doing things they usually enjoy. They could become uncharacteristically
suspicious of family members – or trusting of telemarketers.
5) Disorientation and confusion.
People with dementia may get lost in places they know very well, like their
own neighborhoods. They may have trouble completing basic and familiar tasks,
like cooking dinner or shaving.
6) Lack of hygiene.
Sometimes this is the most obvious sign of Alzheimer's disease. People who have
dressed smartly every day of their lives might start wearing stained clothing or
stop bathing.
7) Odd behavior. We all
misplace our keys from time to time. People with Alzheimer's disease and other
dementias are prone to placing objects in odd and wholly inappropriate places.
They might put a toothbrush in the fridge or milk in the cabinet under the sink.
If your loved one is exhibiting any of these Alzheimer's warning signs, don't
panic. Having these symptoms doesn't mean that your loved one necessarily has
Alzheimer's disease. But you need to schedule an appointment with the doctor for
an evaluation.
Seeing the Doctor With Alzheimer's
Disease Concerns
For a first appointment, you can start with your loved one's normal internist.
Or you might go right to a specialist, like a psychiatrist or a neurologist.
Over time, you may have a number of experts involved in your loved one's care.
Unfortunately, there's no definitive test for Alzheimer's disease. So doctors
can use a number of different techniques to come up with a diagnosis. In
addition to a typical physical exam and blood and urine tests, these could
include:
1) Mental status tests.
The doctor may ask a series of questions that assess a person's mental function.
They test a person's short-term memory, ability to follow instructions, and
problem-solving skills. Specific tests include the mini-mental state exam (MSE)
and the "mini-cog."
2) Neurological exams. In
checking for signs of Alzheimer's, doctor will also check your loved one's
neurological function, including speech, balance, coordination, and reflexes.
3) Imaging tests. CT
scans, MRIs, and PET scans can help rule out other causes for the symptoms --
like tumors or strokes.
Make sure to do your part. The doctor will need some basic information from you,
so go in prepared with details about:
1) The Alzheimer's symptoms you've
noticed and when they began.
2) Other health conditions your loved one has.
3) The daily medications she uses, including supplements and alternative
treatments.
4) Your loved one's diet and alcohol use.
5) Any important changes in your loved one's life -- like retirement, a
recent move, or the death of a spouse.
Unfortunately, there are still some doctors out there who are dismissive of
Alzheimer's symptoms. They might not spend the time to come up with a proper
diagnosis. They might write off the Alzheimer's warning signs as typical of old
age.
If you're not satisfied with the doctor's assessment, get a second opinion. Your
loved one deserves a thorough exam and a clear diagnosis. Alzheimer's disease
can go on a long time, and during those years you'll need to work closely with a
doctor. It's key that you find a caring, sympathetic healthcare professional you
trust.
Don't Ignore Alzheimer's Warning
Signs
Of course, you might not want to see a doctor yet. You might want to wait and
see if things get worse. That's a bad idea. Many people put off consulting an
expert for years -- long after they've noticed obvious symptoms of Alzheimer's
disease. Why?
1) People worry that their loved ones
will be offended or angry if they mention their memory problems.
2) Considering that Alzheimer's disease has no cure, people might assume that
there's no point in rushing off to get the bad news.
3) Deep down, people don't want to admit to themselves that something might be
wrong.
These are all very understandable, very human reasons to put off seeing an
expert. But they're not good enough. If you suspect your loved one might have
Alzheimer's, you need to see a doctor soon. Here's why:
1) Your loved one may not have
Alzheimer's disease. Don't assume the worst. Even if your love one
has dementia, it might not be Alzheimer's.
Lots of other conditions can cause dementia or similar symptoms. They include
vitamin deficiencies, thyroid problems, depression, drug interactions, and
alcohol abuse. Many of these conditions are treatable. Putting off a trip to the
doctor could leave your loved one suffering pointlessly.
2) The sooner you get treatment, the
more effective it will be.
Alzheimer's disease isn't curable, but it is treatable. Drugs like Aricept or Razadyne can slow down the development of Alzheimer's symptoms. However, these drugs work best when started early on in the course of the disease.
Later on, they have less of an effect. Early diagnosis may also make your
loved one eligible for clinical trials, in which new, cutting-edge Alzheimer's
treatments are available.
3) The sooner Alzheimer's disease is
diagnosed, the sooner you can plan for it.
Accepting that a loved one has Alzheimer's is terribly difficult. But the
sooner you do, the better off you are. The earlier you catch it, the more time
you'll have to learn about the condition and prepare for what's ahead.
For your loved one's sake -- and for your own -- don't ignore the possible
warnings signs of Alzheimer's disease. Don't wait until there's a crisis before
you see a doctor. If you have any concerns about your loved one's memory or
behavior, schedule an evaluation now.
(Ed's Note: There is no mention in this article about the benefit of having spiritual development and prayer. In many cases, people who care for a loved one with Alzheimer's, do so essentially alone. People may check in now and then, but the primary caregiver may have a 24/7 responsibility for years before the patient must go elsewhere for care. Without spiritual development and prayer, caring for an Alzheimer's patient and retaining your sanity can be difficult at best, and impossible at worst. God's guiding hand and the power of the Holy Spirit can be a lifeline you can touch with real feeling.)
Chocoholics Rejoice!
New Study Says Tea and Chocolate May Deter Strokes and Even Brain Damage
(Ed's Note: This guest article by Craig Weatherby first appeared online in the Vital Choices Newsletter.)
By Craig Weatherby
Foods rich in antioxidants called flavanols appear to reduce the risk of
developing or dying from cardiovascular disease.
This effect is attributed in part to their anti-clotting powers and ability to
increase production of nitric oxide, which helps keep arteries relaxed and open.
The only common foods high in
flavanols are green tea, white tea, cocoa, and dark chocolate.
Now, a review of the existing epidemiological (health-and-diet) evidence
suggests that habitual enjoyment of tea, cocoa, or dark chocolate may help
people avoid stroke.
And a study in mice shows that the key flavanol antioxidant in tea and cocoa can
reduce stroke-induced brain damage after the fact.
Study #1 - Evidence
review links chocolate to reduced stroke risk.
Last month, Canadian researchers linked regular chocolate consumption to
reduced risk of stroke.
Their review of the existing evidence turned up three relevant population
studies, two of which showed an association between eating chocolate and reduced
risk of stroke.
The first study involved 44,489 people, and those who ate one serving of
chocolate per week were 22 percent less likely to have a stroke than people who
ate no chocolate.
The second study, conducted in 1,169
people, found that those who ate 50 grams (1.7 oz) of chocolate once a week were
46 percent less likely to die following a stroke, compared with people who ate
no chocolate.
The third study showed no link between eating chocolate and risk of stroke or
death.
Of course, no epidemiological study can prove that any food reduces the risk of
stroke . . . such studies only show an association.
But new evidence from a mouse study shows that the main antioxidant in cocoa –
and in green or white tea – shields nerve cells from stroke-induced damage.
Study #2 - Tea/cocoa antioxidant
protects brains of stroke-stricken mice.
Researchers at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore have discovered that the
main antioxidant compound in green tea and dark chocolate may protect the brain
after a stroke.
The flavanol-class antioxidant – called epicatechin (ep-eh-cat-eh-kin) – does it
by increasing cellular signals known to shield nerve cells from damage.
Ninety minutes after feeding mice a single modest dose of epicatechin, the
scientists induced an ischemic stroke by essentially cutting off blood supply to
the animals' brains.
The animals fed epicatechin suffered
significantly less brain damage than the ones that had not been given the
compound.
Most treatments against stroke in humans have to be given within a two- to
three-hour time window to be effective.
Likewise, epicatechin appeared to limit further neuronal (brain cell) damage
when given to mice 3.5 hours after a stroke, but had no effect when given to
them 6 hours after a stroke.
Lead author Sylvain Doré, Ph.D., says that epicatechin stimulates two previously
well-established pathways known to shield nerve cells in the brain from damage.
When the stroke hits, the brain is
ready to protect itself because these pathways – called Nrf2 and heme oxygenase
1 – are activated.
As further proof that these are the pathways thought which it protects brain
cells, epicatechin had no significant protective effect in mice that lacked
them.
Eventually, Doré said, his research could lead to insights into limiting acute
stroke damage and possibly protecting against chronic neurological degenerative
conditions, such as Alzheimer's disease and other age-related cognitive
disorders.
And Doré says the amount of
epicatechin needed could be quite small, because the suspected beneficial
mechanism is indirect: "Epicatechin itself may not be shielding brain cells from
free radical damage directly, but instead, epicatechin, and its metabolites, may
be prompting the cells to defend themselves." (AAN 2010)
The epicatechin simply "jump-starts" the protective pathway that is already
present within the cells.
Not all dark chocolates are created equally, cautioned Dr. Dore: "The
epicatechin found in dark chocolate is extremely sensitive to changes in heat
and light. In the process of making chocolate, you have to make sure you don't
destroy it. Only few chocolates have the active ingredient. The fact that it
says ‘dark chocolate’ is not sufficient." (AAN 2010)
The amount of dark chocolate people would need to consume to benefit from its
protective effects remains unclear, which would require clinical trials.
Chocolate and heart health:
Processing kills the benefit.
Harvard scientists led by Norman Hollenberg, M.D., have been investigating
the potential heart-health benefits of epicatechin by studying Panama’s Kuna
Indians, who live on remote islands, drink copious amounts of cocoa and have a
very low incidence of cardiovascular disease.
Dr. Hollenberg’s team found nothing unusual in the Kuna tribe’s genes, and
realized that when they moved to the mainland they were no longer protected from
heart problems.
Researchers soon discovered that the Kuna regularly consume a very thick, bitter
cocoa drink that’s rich in epicatechin, but lose access to it when away from
home.
Unfortunately, most cocoa is treated
with alkali to reduce its bitterness and darken it.
This process, called "Dutching", destroys most of cocoa’s epicatechin . . . and
almost all chocolate is made from Dutched cocoa powder.
Dark chocolate – defined as containing 60 percent or more cocoa solids – has
twice the antioxidant capacity of milk chocolate.
And dark chocolate made from non-Dutched
cocoa has more than twice the antioxidant capacity of dark chocolate made from
Dutched cocoa.
This is why Vital Choice brand Organic Extra-Dark chocolate is made from non-Dutched
cocoa.
And independent lab tests show that it is in fact high in epicatechin and other
antioxidants in cocoa . . . including heart-healthy procyanidins, which give
berries and grapes much of their antioxidant power.
What's Your Pain Tolerance?
Everyone Struggles With Pain at Some Point in Their Life, But How You Tolerate Pain Can Be Up to You
(Ed's Note: The guest article by Katrina Woznicki was first posted as a WebMD Feature. WebMD is one of the best sources for medical information on the Internet.)
By Katrina Woznicki
Why is back pain or a knee injury annoying to one person and sheer agony to
another? Turns out, an individual's tolerance to pain is as unique as the
person, and is shaped by some surprising biological factors, as well as some
psychological factors that we can actually try to control.
Feeling Pain
There are two steps to feeling pain. First is the biological step, for example,
the pricking of skin or a headache coming on. These sensations signal the brain
that the body is experiencing trouble.
The second step is the brain's perception of the pain -- do we shrug off
these sensations and continue our activities or do we stop everything and focus
on what hurts?
"Pain is both a biochemical and
neurological transmission of an unpleasant sensation and an emotional
experience," Doris Cope, MD, an anesthesiologist who leads the Pain Medicine
Program at the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, tells WebMD.
"Chronic pain actually changes the way the spinal cord, nerves, and brain
process unpleasant stimuli causing hypersensitization, but the brain and
emotions can moderate or intensify the pain." Past experiences and trauma, Cope
says, influence a person's sensitivity to pain.
Managing pain and people's perceptions to their symptoms is a big challenge in a
country where more than 76 million people report having pain lasting more than
24 hours, according to the American Pain Foundation. Persistent pain was
reported by:
30% of adults aged 45 to 64
25% of adults aged 20 to 44
21% of adults aged 65 and older
More women than men report pain (27.1% compared with 24.4%), although whether
women actually tolerate pain better than men remains up for scientific debate.
Pain Rising
Pain produces a significant emotional, physical, and economical toll in the U.S.
Chronic pain results in health care expenses and lost income and lost
productivity estimated to cost $100 billion every year.
Pain may be on the rise in the U.S. because age and excessive weight contribute
to pain and discomfort. Americans are living longer into old age, and two-thirds
of the population is either overweight or obese.
The most common type of chronic pain in the U.S. is back pain; the most common
acute pain being musculoskeletal pain from sports injuries, says Martin Grabois,
MD, professor and chair of the department of physical medicine and
rehabilitation at Baylor College of Medicine in Houston.
What Drives Your Pain Tolerance?
Pain tolerance is influenced by people's emotions, bodies, and lifestyles. Here
are several factors that Grabois says can affect pain tolerance:
1) Depression and anxiety can make a person more sensitive to pain.
2) Athletes can withstand more pain than people who don't exercise.
3) People who smoke or are obese report more pain.
4) Biological factors -- including genetics, injuries such as spinal cord
damage, and chronic diseases such as diabetes that cause nerve damage -- also
shape how we interpret pain.
Your Sensitive Side
Some surprising biological factors may also play a role in pain tolerance.
For example, recent research shows that one side of your body may experience
pain differently than the other side.
A study published in the December 2009 issue of Neuroscience Letters
showed that right-handed study participants could tolerate more pain in their
right hands than in their left hands. This study also showed that women were
more sensitive to pain than men; but women and men were equal in their ability
tolerate pain intensity.
A dominant hand -- your right hand, if you're right-handed, for example -- may
interpret pain more quickly and accurately than the nondominant hand, which may
explain why the dominant side can endure longer. Hand dominance may also be
linked to the side of your brain that interprets the pain, the researchers note.
Redheads More Sensitive to Pain?
Another surprising factor is that hair color may reflect pain tolerance. In
2009, researchers reported in the Journal of the American Dental Association
showed that redheads were more sensitive to pain and may need more anesthesia
for dental procedures.
Why redheads in particular? Redheads, the researchers say, tend to have a
mutation in a gene called melanocortin-1 receptor (MC1R), which is what helps
make their hair red. MC1R belongs to a group of receptors that include pain
receptors in the brain. The researchers suggest that a mutation in this
particular gene appears to influence sensitivity to pain.
"We have different receptors for pain in our body, and those receptors respond
differently, whether you're taking aspirin or acetaminophen," Stelian Serban,
MD, director of acute and chronic inpatient pain service and an assistant
professor of anesthesiology at The Mount Sinai Medical Center in New York, tells
WebMD.
Getting Better at Handling Pain
A person's biological makeup can affect whether he or she develops resistance to
pain medicines, which means a treatment that once worked no longer eases the
pain. This can be a "vicious circle" to break, Serban says. "You use more
treatment and become more tolerant and you become less active and have more
pain."
We can't change our genetic receptors, and not even changing your hair color or
which hand you write with can rewire your sensitivity to pain. However, there
are coping mechanisms that can influence the brain's perceptions of pain.
Researchers have
focused on trying to alter the psychological interpretations of pain by
retraining the mind. "You can change the perception [of pain] on the brain,"
Grabois says. "You haven't changed the perception on the nerves."
Alternative remedies, such as relaxation techniques like biofeedback, teach
people
how to divert their mind from zeroing in on the pain.
People can empower themselves by learning relaxation techniques, such as
breathing practices during natural childbirth, Cope says. When it comes to pain,
mind over matter can work. "Meditation, distraction, and a positive attitude are
things people can do themselves to lessen pain," she says.
Go "Greenercize"
Ann Pietrangelo on Improving Your Mood and Self-Esteem With Green Exercise
(Ed's Note: Ann Pietrangelo is both a victim and an advocate for the prevention and cure of multiple sclerosis. She is posted here because her message is one of not just hope, but positive action. May God bless Ann and all of those who suffer from MS. In honor of Ann, I have coined the phrase "Greenercize" to label Green Exercise, so be a "Greener when you exercise".)
By Ann Pietrangelo
Forget the gym. If you want to elevate your mood and self-esteem while
exercising, think green, and blue.
In a previous article, Walking Your Way to a Healthier Mind, Body, and Soul, I
wrote that walking outside is a good way to calm and declutter your mind and let
your thoughts roam freely.
A recently published study by
Jules Pretty and Jo Barton of the University of Essex (in the United Kingdom),
as reported by the Environmental Science & Technology
Journal, says that
there is evidence to support the claim that green exercise - that is physical
activity in the presence of nature - leads to positive short and long-term
health outcomes.
In a study of 1,252 participants, both men and women had improvements in
self-esteem after green exercise. The greatest change was in the youngest
participants, with diminishing effects as we age. With regard to mood, the
smallest change is in the young and the old; and the mentally ill, as a group,
had one of the highest self-esteem improvements.
The best news of all is that the study showed that every green environment
improved both self-esteem and mood, with water generating the greatest effects.
In a meta-analysis of 10 studies, researchers found that getting outside and
moving for as little as 5 minutes at a time remarkably improves both mood and
self-esteem.
The study confirms that the
environment provides an important health benefit. The Journal further
reported that several years ago, Jules Pretty and his colleagues had volunteers
exercise on a treadmill while watching scenes projected on a wall.
Participants who watched pleasant environments showed greater improvement in
blood pressure and mood, and thereby increasing the positive effects of
exercise, than those who watched unpleasant scenes or just exercised.
If you are a busy person living in a stressed environment, take a few minutes
each day to go green and reap the rewards. Even a few minutes can change your
perspective.
Take a walk or ride a bike in the park.
Lacking a park, take a walk or ride a bike outdoors on a tree-lined street. (If you live near a body of water, lucky you - don't waste the opportunity!)
Start a small garden in your yard.
Create a simple stretching routine that you can do outside on your deck or patio.
If you work in an indoor environment, try to get outside during lunchtime for some walking or stretching.
Play outside with your children, or with the pets.
If you exercise indoors, bring the outside in, with plenty of plant life or an indoor garden, or position yourself in front of a window with a pleasant view.
The gym has it's place, but going
green will provide added mood and self-esteem boosters.
Ah, mother nature. She's worked things out pretty well.
Your Job May Be Killing You
University of Rochester Study Says That Workplace Stress Can Make You Fat
(Ed's Note: This guest article by Bill Toland first appeared in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.)
By Bill Toland
It's no exaggeration - your job is slowly killing you.
Years of research have shown that your job can help make you fat – sitting in
front of a computer all day, eating bad cafeteria food. But your workplace
stress level also can have an effect on your weight, according to a study from
the University of Rochester.
Worse, the stress and corollary weight gain can increase chances of
cardiovascular disease, depression and anxiety, according to the study's main
author, Diana Fernandez, of the University of Rochester Medical Center's
department of community and preventive medicine.
And all that stress means you're
likely to collapse on your couch when you get home, watching too much TV and "vegging
out."
"In a poor economy, companies should take care of the people who survive layoffs
and end up staying in stressful jobs," Fernandez said, in a news release
publicizing the study.
Workplace stress "affects how people sleep, which means they drink too much
caffeine" at work, said Eric Braverman, a professor of neurological surgery at
New York Presbyterian Hospital and weight loss columnist for the
Huffington Post. "The carbs make them fat, the salt makes them tired,"
and all of that leads to lethargy after work and the potential for weight gain.
Doctors and dietitians say most
people need to eat better at work - and that takes planning ahead, keeping
healthful snacks, meals and vitamins at the ready.
Unfortunately, "they're not really set up to strategically think of health"
while at work, Braverman said.
So will keeping apples and fiber bars at your desk do the trick? Surprisingly,
the Rochester study also reported that trying to eat more fruits and vegetables
during the day didn't help much to curb weight gain among chronically stressed
employees. Instead, exercise "seems to be the key to managing stress and keeping
a healthy weight," the study said.
Other recent studies, though, show
that even exercise does little to curb weight gain (even if it does have other
benefits, like reducing incidence of certain illnesses). A 2009 study in the
Public Library of Science journal followed 464 overweight women
who didn't regularly exercise, and randomly assigned them to one of four groups.
Women in the control group kept to their usual physical-activity
routines and diets. The results?
"The women who exercised - sweating it out with a trainer several days a week
for six months - did not lose significantly more weight than the control
subjects did," the study found.
That might be because strenuous
activity makes people hungry and thirsty, and more likely to overeat after
exercise, counteracting the effects of the workout.
For the University of Rochester report, researchers studied 2,782 "mostly
sedentary" employees at a manufacturing facility in New York, but said the
results were applicable to most jobs and workplaces.
The Elusive "Six-Pack Abs"
Here Is the Best Way to Trim Away That Ugly Belly Fat and Look a Whole Bunch Better While Getting Healthier
(Ed's Note: This guest article by Kathleen M. Zelman first appeared on the WebMD web site.)
By Kathleen Zelman
Having a flat belly or so-called "six-pack abs" is a dream of most adults.
If you are middle-aged, have ever been pregnant, or sometimes indulge in too
much food or one too many beers, you probably have a spare tire you would like
to get rid of. So what is the best strategy for banishing belly fat? Is it as
simple as adding certain foods to your diet, or doing particular exercises?
WebMD turned to the experts for answers on belly fat -- and the best ways to
lose it.
The Answer to Flatter Abs
Don't despair; you can lose that spare tire, experts say. But there is no secret
formula.
"There is no magic bullet, diet plan, specific food, or type of exercise that
specifically targets belly fat. But the good news is belly fat is the first kind
of fat you tend to lose when you lose weight," says Michael Jensen, MD, a Mayo
Clinic endocrinology specialist and obesity researcher.
Whether you are an "apple" shape with
excess belly fat, or a "pear" with wide hips and thighs, when you lose weight,
you will most likely lose proportionately more from the abdominal region than
elsewhere.
"Ninety-nine percent of people who lose weight will lose it in the abdominal
region before anywhere else -- and will lose proportionately more weight from
the upper body," says Jensen, also a professor of medicine.
And why is that? "Visceral fat, the
kind tucked deep inside your waistline, is more metabolically active and easier
to lose than subcutaneous fat under the skin, especially if you have plenty of
it," explains Penn State researcher Penny Kris-Etherton, PhD, RD.
And the more weight you have to lose, the more quickly you are likely
to start losing your belly fat, experts say.
"People who are significantly overweight may see quicker results in their belly
than someone who has less to lose in that area, such as a postmenopausal pouch,"
says Georgia State University nutrition professor, Christine Rosenbloom, PhD,
RD.
Can Whole Grains Help You Lose Belly
Fat?
A recent study in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition showed that a
calorie-controlled diet rich in whole grains trimmed extra fat from the
waistline of obese subjects.
Study participants who ate all whole grains (in addition to 5 servings of fruits
and vegetables, 3 servings of low-fat dairy, and 2 servings of lean meat, fish,
or poultry) lost more weight from the abdominal area than another group that ate
the same diet, but with all refined grains.
"Eating a diet rich in whole grains
while reducing refined carbohydrates changes the glucose and insulin response
and makes it easier to mobilize fat stores," says study researcher Penny Kris-Etherton,
PhD, RD, a distinguished professor of nutritional sciences at Penn State
University.
"Visceral fat is more metabolically active and easier to lose than subcutaneous
fat, especially if you have plenty of it and the right conditions are met, such
as the ones in our study."
When you eat refined foods like white bread, it triggers a series of events,
starting with elevated blood sugar levels followed by an increased insulin
response, which can cause fat to be deposited more readily. But eating a diet
rich in whole grains (which also tend to be higher in fiber) helps improve
insulin sensitivity. This, in turn helps the body more efficiently use blood
glucose, lowers blood glucose levels, and reduces fat deposition.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture's
2005 Dietary Guidelines recommends that half of your grain servings come from
whole grains.
"Eating whole grains exclusively may be difficult and unrealistic for many
people," says Rosenbloom. Instead, she recommends, "work toward consuming more
whole grains, as they tend to be high in fiber, which satisfies hunger for
longer periods and helps you eat less than refined grains."
Can Monounsaturated Fats Banish Belly
Fat?
A recent diet book called The Flat Belly Diet posits the idea that you can lose
belly fat by eating a 1,600-calorie diet rich in monounsaturated fats.
Most people will lose weight on a 1,600-calorie diet. And there is little
question that when it comes to choosing fats, the monounsaturated fatty acids (MUFAS)
found in avocados, nuts, seeds, olives, soybeans, chocolate, olive and canola
oils are among the best choices, with proven health benefits, such as reducing
the risk of heart disease.
But these are not magic foods capable of targeting belly fat, experts note.
While the MUFAS are healthy fats, they are still fats, with nine calories per
gram -- more than twice that of carbohydrates and proteins, which have 4
calories per gram.
"Fats have to be controlled, because it is easy to overeat nuts or guacamole --
which can undo the health benefits by packing on the pounds," cautions
Rosenbloom.
Can Exercise Flatten Your Abs?
Hundreds of crunches each day will not flatten your belly if you need to lose
weight. If your abdominal muscles are not covered with excess fat, strengthening
them can help you look tighter and thinner. But spot exercises will not banish
belly fat.
"If you want to lose weight and keep it off, you must eat a healthy,
controlled-calorie diet and get regular exercise -- around 60 minutes a day of
moderate activity, like brisk walking," says Rosenbloom.
And the harder you exercise, the more belly fat you may lose. Jensen suggests
that people who engage in high-intensity aerobic exercise tend to be leaner
around the abdomen.
The Risks of Excess Belly Fat
Why is it important to lose belly fat? Carrying around extra pounds in your
midsection is serious business. Extra weight in your midsection is more
dangerous than fat around your hips and thighs, as visceral fat is worse for
your health than the subcutaneous fat that sits under the skin.
"Extra weight around the midsection is associated with inflammation and a higher
risk of health problems such as cardiovascular disease, diabetes, metabolic
syndrome and more," Jensen says.
According to a recent study in Circulation, belly fat appears to boost
inflammation and is linked to hardening of the arteries.
Is Your Middle Too Big?
Beyond the body mass index (BMI), waist circumference has been touted as a
simple and reliable test to measure health, weight status, and hidden fat, says
Rosenbloom.
To assess your risk, use a soft tape measure. Lie down and wrap it around your
natural waistline, located above your hip bone and below your belly button. Take
the measurement without holding your breath or holding your stomach in.
If your waist is larger than 40 inches (for men) or 35 inches (for women), you
have too much belly fat and are at risk for heart disease and other conditions.
And one of the best things you can do for your health is to lose weight, says
Rosenbloom.
The Bottom Line About Belly Fat
So what's the bottom line about belly fat?
Most scientific evidence suggests that a calorie-controlled diet rich in fruits,
vegetables, whole grains, low-fat dairy, beans, nuts, seeds, lean meat, fish,
eggs, and poultry is the foundation for a diet that provides all the nutrients
you need while helping to whittle your waistline.
The real secret to losing belly fat is to lose weight on a balanced,
calorie-controlled diet and exercise at least an hour a day.
"Statins" for Healthy People:
Why Does This Sound Like a Really Dumb Idea? Should Healthy People Have Preventive Drug Treatment?
(Ed's Note: This guest article by Duff Wilson from the New York Times explores the merit of healthy people undergoing drug treatment for a condition they do not have.)
By Duff Wilson
With the government's blessing, a drug giant is about to expand the market for
its blockbuster cholesterol medication Crestor to a new category of customers:
as a preventive measure for millions of people who do not have cholesterol
problems.
Some medical experts question whether this is a healthy move.
They point to mounting concern that
cholesterol medications - known as statins and already the most widely
prescribed drugs in the United States - may not be as safe a preventive medicine
as previously believed for people who are at low risk of heart attacks or
strokes.
Statins have been credited with saving thousands of lives every year with
relatively few side effects, and some medical experts endorse the drug's broader
use. But for healthy people who would take statins largely as prevention – which
would be the case for the new category of Crestor patients - other experts
suggest the benefits may not outweigh any side effects.
Among the risks raising new concerns, recently published evidence indicates that
statins could raise a person's risk of developing Type 2 diabetes by 9 percent.
"It's a good thing to be skeptical about whether there may be long-term harm
from healthy people taking a drug like this," said Dr. Mark A. Hlatky, a
professor of health research and cardiovascular medicine at the Stanford
University medical school.
There is also debate over the blood
test being used to identify the new statin candidates. Instead of looking for
bad cholesterol, the test measures the degree of inflammation in the body, but
there is no consensus in the medical community that inflammation is a direct
cause of cardiovascular problems.
The Food and Drug Administration approved the new criteria last month for
Crestor, which is made by AstraZeneca and is the nation's second best-selling
statin, behind Lipitor by Pfizer. AstraZeneca plans soon to begin a new
marketing and advertising campaign for Crestor, based on the new FDA-approved
criteria.
Under those criteria, an estimated 6.5 million people in this country who have
no cholesterol problems and no sign of heart problems will be deemed candidates
for statins. That is in addition to the 80 million who already meet the current
cholesterol-based guidelines - about half of whom now take statins.
The new Crestor label says it may be prescribed for apparently healthy people if
they are older – men 50 and over and women 60 and over - and have one risk
factor like smoking or high blood pressure, in addition to elevated inflammation
in the body.
Some patients have long complained of
muscle aches from taking statins. And doctors periodically check patients on the
drugs to make sure liver enzymes are not abnormally high. Doctors, though, have
generally seen those risks as being more than offset by the drugs' benefits for
people with high levels of "bad" cholesterol and a significant risk of
cardiovascular disease.
But then came the unexpected evidence linking statins to a diabetes
risk, reported last month in the British medical journal The Lancet.
That report was based on an analysis of most of the major clinical studies of
statins - including unpublished data and the results of the Crestor study that
the FDA reviewed. "We've had this drug for a while, and we're just now finding
out that there's this diabetes problem with it?" said Dr. Hlatky.
The FDA acknowledged the diabetes risk, and told AstraZeneca to add it to
Crestor's label. But the agency nonetheless approved the new use on the basis of
the clinical study, which showed a small but measurable reduction of strokes,
heart attacks and other "cardiovascular events" among people taking the statin,
compared with patients taking a placebo.
"It's an important milestone for the company and for the patient," said Jim
Helm, AstraZeneca's vice president for cardiovascular products. "We are already
discussing this with physicians."
Dr. Eric C. Colman, a deputy director
of the FDA center for drug evaluation, said the decision provided an option, not
a mandate, for doctors and patients. "It's good to hear that physicians are
debating the potential benefits and risks of drugs," Dr. Colman wrote via e-mail
on Tuesday.
An FDA advisory committee had voted 12-4 in favor of expanding the usage in
December, with some dissenters questioning the value of the test measuring
elevated levels of inflammation.
The new Crestor guidelines continue a steady expansion of the number of people
considered candidates for statins over the last decade. The recommendations and
guidelines have been expanded by various advisory panels - many of whose members
have also done paid consulting work for the drug industry.
Another of those panels is now preparing statin guidelines due next year, which
are expected to further expand the number of candidates for the drugs.
The clinical trial on which the
FDA approved the new Crestor use was a global study of nearly 18,000 people. It
looked only at patients who had low cholesterol and an elevated level of
inflammation in the body as measured by a test called high-sensitivity
C-reactive protein, or CRP. It was the inventor of the CRP test, Dr. Paul M.
Ridker, a Harvard medical professor and cardiologist at Brigham and Women's
Hospital in Boston, who persuaded AstraZeneca to pay for the statin study, which
he then led.
Dr. Ridker said his proposals for such a study had been turned down by the
National Institutes of Health and at least two other companies. One was Pfizer,
whose statin Lipitor will lose patent protection next year and will be sold in
inexpensive generic forms. The other was Bayer, whose statin Baycol was removed
from the market in 2001 after it was linked to 52 deaths from a rare muscle
disorder.
Compared with those companies, AstraZeneca had more of a business interest in
sponsoring Dr. Ridker's study. Crestor, which had sales of $4.5 billion last
year, will not be subject to generic competition until 2016 - and so the company
has more years to benefit from expanded use of the product at name-brand prices.
The drug, taken as a daily pill, sells for at least $3.50 a day, compared with
only pennies a day for some generic statins.
Dr. Ridker, meanwhile, receives
undisclosed amounts of royalties from the CRP test. For a decade, he has argued
that his test is sometimes a better diagnostic tool than cholesterol scores. And
he says the Crestor study proved his case.
"We found a 55 percent reduction in heart attacks, 48 percent
reduction in stroke, 45 percent reduction in angioplasty bypass surgery," Dr.
Ridker said recently. "I felt I had one shot at a controversial hypothesis," he
said, "and it worked really well."
So well, in fact, that the study was halted after following patients an average
of 1.9 years instead of the planned five years. With such improvement, a data
monitoring board concluded it would have been unethical to continue the trial.
"I don't understand the antipathy out there," said Dr. Steven E. Nissen,
chairman of cardiology at the Cleveland Clinic, who has consulted for
AstraZeneca among many other companies but says he donates the money to charity.
"If somebody comes into my office and meets the criteria, am I going to deny
them a drug that reduces their chance of a heart attack or stroke by 40 or 50
percent?"
But critics said the claim of cutting
heart disease risk in half – repeated in news reports nationwide - may have
misled some doctors and consumers because the patients were so healthy that they
had little risk to begin with.
The rate of heart attacks, for example, was 0.37 percent, or 68 patients out of
8,901 who took a sugar pill. Among the Crestor patients it was 0.17 percent, or
31 patients. That 55 percent relative difference between the two groups
translates to only 0.2 percentage points in absolute terms - or 2 people out of
1,000.
Stated another way, 500 people would need to be treated with Crestor for a year
to avoid one usually survivable heart attack. Stroke numbers were similar.
"That's statistically significant but
not clinically significant," said Dr. Steven W. Seiden, a cardiologist in
Rockville Centre, NY, who is one of many practicing cardiologists closely
following the issue. At $3.50 a pill, the cost of prescribing Crestor to 500
people for a year would be $638,000 to prevent one heart attack.
Is it worth it? AstraZeneca and the FDA have concluded it is.
Others disagree.
"The benefit is vanishingly small," Dr. Seiden said. "It just turns a lot of
healthy people into patients and commits them to a lifetime of medication."
There Is No Cure
John Hicklenton, a Multiple Sclerosis Activist and Famous Comics Artist,
Ends His Life at Euthanasia Clinic
By Ann Pietrangelo
Make no mistake about it. John Hicklenton triumphed over multiple sclerosis.
I say this in spite of the fact that he ended his own life because of it.
Mr. Hicklenton, a graphic artist known for his illustrations, most notably,
Judge Dredd comics, struggled with the ravages of MS for a decade. A resident of
Brighton, East Sussex in the United Kingdom, he passed away in a Swiss assisted
suicide clinic on March 19 at the age of 42.
"Drawing is my walking now, I run with it, I fly with it. It's keeping me alive. I have a thing with it. I can't wait to get a piece of paper with a pen because it's what I can control. I haven't got MS when I'm looking at my pictures and I haven't got it when I'm drawing them either. It gives me an ability to express that fear."
(Ed's Note: Judge Joe Dredd is a comics character whose strip in the British science fiction anthology 2000 AD is the magazine's longest running (having been featured there since its second issue in 1977. Dredd is a law enforcement officer in a violent city of the future where uniformed Judges combine the powers of police, judge, jury and executioner.)
John Hicklenton's struggle with MS was not a mild course of the disease. Johnny lived with a particularly brutal progressive form of MS, referring to it as "this terrorist illness," yet refusing to yield to bitterness. Feeling somewhat abandoned by the medical establishment, he struggled to bring attention to the misunderstood neurological condition.
He boldly used his fame to invite the world to observe the bleak realities of
his life.
This quote speaks volumes, and is something most of us with MS can relate to, at
least to a certain extent: "Yes, I could walk 500 yards and I could fake a
normal walk, but it was just agony. You could never take the tension out of my
face. To you, that is a few cobbles, a bit of uneven surface and a couple of
gates. To me that is the ninth circle of f***ing Hades and pain."
Euthanasia was something he planned on long ago in anticipation of the worst. It
was the only escape from what he called torture. His plan was to persevere until
he could no longer and then take control, to "go" his way. Knowing that he had
this final plan actually gave him the strength to go on longer.
A Blessing for Some, A Curse for Others
Important, Frequently Asked Questions About How the Health Care Reform Bill Will Affect You
(Ed's Note: The source of this article is WebMD Health News.)
By Andy Miller
March 22, 2010 -- The yearlong, often ugly journey toward health care reform
reached a historic milestone late Sunday night, with the House approving
legislation that would extend coverage to 32 million more Americans and impose
new restrictions on the insurance industry.
Here are answers to some frequent questions about what reform will mean to
consumers:
What provisions begin soon?
Starting this year, children up to age 26 would be allowed to remain on their
parents' health plan. People with pre-existing medical conditions would be
eligible for a new federally funded "high-risk" insurance program. Small
businesses could qualify for tax credits of up to 35% of the cost of premiums.
Insurance plans would be barred from setting lifetime caps on coverage and would
no longer be able to cancel policies when a patient gets sick. Health plans
would also be prohibited from excluding pre-existing
conditions from coverage for children.
When do the main reform changes kick
in?
In 2014. That's when insurance marketplaces, or exchanges, would be set up in
states to offer competitive pricing on health policies for individuals and small
businesses that don't have coverage. People with a pre-existing condition would
no longer be denied coverage, and all lifetime and annual limits on coverage
would be eliminated. Medicaid would be expanded to cover more low-income
Americans.
What are the requirements for
individuals to buy insurance?
Starting in 2014, a person who did not obtain coverage would pay a penalty of
$95 or 1% of income, whichever is greater. That penalty would rise to $695 or
2.5% of income by 2016. The bill would exempt the lowest-income people from that
insurance requirement.
Medicaid would be expanded to cover those under age 65 with an income of up to
133% of the federal poverty level (below $29,327 for a family of four).
To make coverage more affordable, the legislation would offer premium subsidies
for people with incomes more than 133% but less than 400% of the federal poverty
level ($29,327 to $88,200 for a family of four).
In addition, people in their 20s would have the option to buy a lower-cost
"catastrophic" health plan.
How will small employers be affected
by the changes?
Employers with 50 or more workers would face fines for not providing insurance
coverage. Businesses with smaller workforces, though, would be exempt. Companies
would get tax credits to help buy insurance if they have 25 or fewer employees
and a workforce with an average wage of up to $50,000.
I'm covered by a large employer. How
will it affect me?
Large employers would run their health plans as they do now, so there won't be
much change. Even though they have more insurance-buying clout, large businesses
have seen steadily rising insurance premiums over the past decade without
reform, as medical costs have increased. That pattern isn't likely to change
much, at least immediately.
How does the bill affect Medicare
recipients?
Seniors will get immediate help on the "doughnut hole"—a gap in their coverage
for prescription drugs. This year, those reaching that hole would get $250 to
help pay their drug costs. Next year, they would receive a 50% discount on the
cost of brand-name drugs in the doughnut hole. Meanwhile, preventive screenings
would be free to beneficiaries beginning this year.
But federal payments to Medicare Advantage plans would be cut substantially,
starting in 2011. So seniors in those plans may lose some extra benefits, such
as free eyeglasses.
What changes will occur in Medicaid?
Individuals and families with incomes up to 133% of the federal poverty level
(below $29,327 for a family of four) will gain coverage. The federal government
will pay all the states' costs for the newly eligible Medicaid beneficiaries for
three years. And primary-care doctors treating Medicaid patients will get an
increase in their fees.
Will reform reduce health insurance
costs?
Many health care experts say that while it contains some cost-cutting
provisions and pilot programs, the legislation doesn't go far enough to tame
rising costs. People with chronic medical problems, though, generally would see
their premiums decrease because of the new ban on pre-existing condition
discrimination.
How will the $940 billion price tag
(over 10 years) be paid for?
Wealthier families will pay more in taxes. Starting in 2013, families with
annual incomes above $250,000 (and individuals earning more than $200,000) would
pay an additional 3.8% tax on investment income, and also face a higher Medicare
payroll tax. Expensive, "Cadillac" insurance plans would draw a new tax starting
in 2018. And the Medicare program would receive substantial cuts, including a
$132 billion reduction in funding for
Advantage plans run by private insurers.
What are some reform provisions that
have gone under the radar?
A new, voluntary long-term care benefit would help people who become disabled.
Indoor tanning sessions will face a new tax. And the bill requires chain
restaurants with 20 or more outlets to post calorie counts on menus and menu
boards.
Research Supports New Treatments
Non-Medical Therapies for Alzheimer's Disease Finally Gets Some Scientific Backing
(Ed's Note: This article by Chris Haines originally appeared in the AARP Bulletin on March 12, 2010. For those of us that have lived at least 6 decades, it is likely that we have had a family member, or know of someone, who has contracted Alzheimer's disease.)
By Chris Haines
As a cure for Alzheimer's disease continues to elude scientists, non-drug
treatments—including mental and physical exercise and even caregiver support—are
emerging as the best proven medicine for the disease, according to many of the
latest studies presented at the recent 25th Conference of the Alzheimer's
Disease International.
Although the impact of these
approaches has been understood anecdotally for years, the arc of Alzheimer's
disease research has finally reached a point where non-drug treatment studies
have continued long enough to constitute evidence-based research. That means
these approaches are proven tools for those working to help people with the
debilitating illness, which affects 5.3 million people in the United States, and
26 million people worldwide.
An irreversible brain disorder, Alzheimer's robs people of their memory and
eventually impairs most of their mental and physical functions.
The proof that these therapies really work may also be good economic news:
Non-drug therapies can save money, for individual families as well as state and
local governments, by delaying entrance into nursing homes for those suffering
from dementia, experts say.
Sharing and Remembering
"Psychological therapies have been used with people with dementia for at least
50 years," says Robert Woods, a professor at Bangor University in Wales, whose
presentation highlighted the fact that behavioral approaches have fewer side
effects than drug therapies.
Two of the common therapies are known as "cognitive stimulation" and
"reminiscence therapy." Cognitive stimulation involves a small group of people
with dementia meeting a couple of times a week with a care worker, to take part
in a range of activities—from word games to a group baking session.
The sessions are intended to
involve those with Alzheimer's in activities that are mentally stimulating and
enjoyable.
Woods cites studies that found cognitive stimulation groups can actually improve
a person's scores on tests of memory, language and thinking-similar to the
changes seen with the currently available medications for Alzheimer's disease.
"More importantly," Woods says, "participants also reported improved quality
of life. Behavioral approaches have been shown to be effective in a number of
domains including improved mood."
Reminiscence therapy groups are
similar, but focus on activities and discussions of personal events and
experiences. Carefully selected pictures, objects, sound and video recordings
are used to evoke old memories.
Caregivers reported improved behavior in those with Alzheimer's, without the
use of drugs. And the patients reported a better quality of life. Both these
results help keep men and women at home with their families, rather than in a
nursing home.
"Dementia is a complex set of conditions," he adds. "Building on the person's
life history is always a good starting point, as a guide to their values,
interests and preferences. Engaging the person in a positive, constructive
approach may be more effective than tackling problem behavior head-on."
Thinking and Walking
Identifying the presence of dementia early appears to be the best weapon in
delaying its severity. Even without expensive medical exams, there are markers
that might indicate a problem.
"We all forget where we left the keys or remote control from time to time," says
Michael Valenzuela of the University of New South Wales in Sydney, Australia,
and author of It's Never too Late to Change Your Mind.
"If, however, we were to forget what the remote control is for, then this is a
more serious type of memory issue that would require follow-up investigation."
In his presentation, Valenzuela cited two studies that demonstrated that brain
training using computer programs and physical exercise can delay—and even
improve—cognitive decline.
In a study conducted in Italy,
researchers found that four weeks of computer brain training helped improve the
overall cognitive abilities of those with Alzheimer's disease. Significantly,
these improvements in a group that was at high risk for dementia continued for
three months after the training stopped.
The second study found that six months of simple, self-directed physical
exercise resulted in a modest, but persistent, improvement in mental abilities
as long as one year later.
"The potential preventative effects of brain training and physical exercise are
much stronger before a person is diagnosed with dementia," Valenzuela cautions.
"After diagnosis, these strategies may have some value, but are qualitatively
different and lead to less consistent outcomes."
Caring for the Caregiver
Shifting the focus from patient to caregiver, Mary Mittelman of the Center for
Excellence on Brain Aging at New York University's Langone Medical Center
reported on a 20-year study of how giving caregivers support helped delay a
patient's entry into a nursing home.
Mittelman's team monitored Alzheimer's caregivers (usually family members) who
were given counseling and training on how to deal with their patients—and
compared them to caregivers who received no such support.
The results were encouraging, and
showed that support had a significant effect on the caregivers' emotional and
physical health, and even their reactions to their patient's behavior, which
could be distressing and trying. That helped translate to the patients remaining
at home about a year and a half longer.
Caregivers, Mittelman says, need ongoing support and help. "Alzheimer's disease
doesn't remain static," she says. "It changes over time. What you learn to deal
with today is not what you're going to confront a year from now."
We Deceive Ourselves
We Look at Other People Who Are Morbidly Obese and Think, "I'm in Great Shape Compared to Them"
(Ed's Note: Ann Pietrangelo is a freelance writer and multiple sclerosis patient
advocate. Her staunch belief in affordable and accessible health care for all
fuels her passion for health care reform.)
By Ann Pietrangelo
Sorry, but it's not me . . . it's you. Despite evidence to the contrary, most
Americans believe they are managing their own health well, while those around
them clearly are not. Only 17 percent of us recognize that our own health is
going in the wrong direction and we're pointing fingers.
A study commissioned by GE Healthcare, The Cleveland Clinic, and Ochsner Health
System, and reported in HealthDay News, asked more than 2,000
Americans and their doctors to rate the country's health. Apparently, the way we
see ourselves, and the way our doctors see us, are at different ends of the
spectrum.
We think our eating habits are
healthy; our doctors do not. We believe we get enough exercise; the doctors say
it ain't so. Many of us don't know or understand our blood pressure or
cholesterol numbers, even though we recognize that they are important to overall
good health. And we see a lot of folks who are heavier and appear to be more
out-of-shape than we are, thus giving the impression that we are healthier.
You feel fine, so you must be healthy, right? Wrong. Many killers are silent
before they strike -- heart attack, stroke, and diabetes are a few that often
give little or no clue of what is to come. Lifestyle choices, including diet and
exercise, can help prevent problems from occurring in the first place.
There is much we can do to invest in our own health and wellbeing, so why don't
we? It is human nature to give ourselves the benefit of the doubt, easier to
make excuses for our own shortcomings, even while casting a critical eye on
everyone else. We sneak in that extra sugary snack and conveniently dismiss it
as just a little treat. Ten minutes of exercise seems like 30 when you're the
one doing the exercising. You smoke, but you're tapering off.
We are not taking responsibility for
those things within our control, and whether we admit it or not, we're setting a
ghastly example for the next generation, a generation expected to have a shorter
life expectancy than our own.
Given the debate on health care reform, I found this item in the survey of
particular interest:
"Ninety-five percent agreed that regular checkups with their physicians were
important, even though 70 percent said they had taken actions to avoid their
doctors, such as hoping their health problems would go away on their own, or
asking a friend for medical advice instead."
The report gives no explanation for the respondents' answers and I'm not sure
that this particular point speaks to the issue of Americans purposely neglecting
their health, but rather to the problem of soaring health care costs and lack of
adequate medical insurance. Hoping health problems take care of themselves,
turning to friends for advice and to internet medical sites is what you do when
you can't afford medical care.
In any case, it's time to stop the finger pointing. Maybe it's not just you . .
. maybe it's me, too.
The Truth About Red Meat
Does Eating Red Meat Increase the Risk of Dying from Heart Disease or Cancer?
(Ed's Note: This WebMD
feature examines the health dangers and benefits of eating red meat.)
By Elizabeth Lee
Does eating red meat increase the risk of dying from heart disease or cancer?
It is a question that keeps coming up, fueled by research and high-profile
campaigns by advocacy groups on both sides of the debate.
WebMD asked the experts, looking for answers about disease risk, health
benefits, and what role red meat should play in the diet.
Here is what they had to say.
1) Does eating red meat increase the
risk of cancer and heart disease?
For heart disease, the answer is pretty clear. Some red meats are high in
saturated fat, which raises blood cholesterol. High levels of LDL cholesterol
increase the risk of heart disease.
When it comes to cancer, the answer is not so clear. Many researchers say the
effect of eating red meat does raise the risk, especially for colorectal cancer.
A recent National Institutes of Health-AARP study of more than a half-million
older Americans concluded that people who ate the most red meat and processed
meat over a 10-year-period were likely to die sooner than those who ate smaller
amounts. Those who ate about 4 ounces of red meat a day were more likely to die
of cancer or heart disease than those who ate the least, about a half-ounce a
day. Epidemiologists classified the increased risk as "modest" in the study.
The meat industry contends there is
no link between red meat, processed meats, and cancer, and says that lean red
meat fits into a heart-healthy diet. A meat industry spokeswoman criticized the
design of the NIH-AARP study, saying that studies that rely on participants to
recall what foods they eat cannot prove cause and effect. "Many of these
suggestions could be nothing more than statistical noise," says Janet Riley, a
senior vice president of the American Meat Institute, a trade group.
But many studies have found similar links. Another one that followed more than
72,000 women for 18 years found that those who ate a Western-style diet high in
red and processed meats, desserts, refined grains, and French fries had an
increased risk of heart disease, cancer, and death from other causes.
"The association between consumption of red and processed meats and cancer,
particularly colorectal cancer, is very consistent," says Marji McCullough, PhD,
a nutritional epidemiologist with the American Cancer Society.
After a systemic review of scientific
studies, an expert panel of the World Cancer Research Fund and the American
Institute for Cancer Research concluded in 2007 that "red or processed meats are
convincing or probable sources of some cancers." Their report says evidence is
convincing for a link between red meat, processed meat, and limited but
suggestive for links to lung, esophageal, stomach, pancreatic, and endometrial
cancers.
Rashmi Sinha, PhD, the lead author of the National Cancer Institute study,
points to a large number of studies that link red meat consumption with chronic
diseases.
"The level of evidence is what people look at," Sinha says. "If there are 20
studies that say one thing and two studies that say the other thing, you believe
the 20 studies."
2) If eating red meat does increase
the risk of cancer, what is the cause?
That is not clear, but there are several areas that researchers are studying,
including:
Saturated fat, which has been linked to cancers of the colon and breast as well
as to heart disease.
Carcinogens formed when meat is cooked.
Heme iron, the type of iron found in meat, may produce compounds that can damage
cells, leading to cancer.
3) Are there nutritional benefits
from eating red meat?
Red meat is high in iron, something many teenage girls and women in their
childbearing years are lacking. The heme iron in red meat is easily absorbed by
the body. Red meat also supplies vitamin B12, which helps make DNA and keeps
nerve and red blood cells healthy, and zinc, which keeps the immune system
working properly.
Red meat provides protein, which helps build bones and muscles.
"Calorie for calorie, beef is one of the most nutrient-rich foods," says Shalene
McNeil, PhD, executive director of nutrition research for the National
Cattlemen's Beef Association. "One 3-ounce serving of lean beef contributes only
180 calories, but you get 10 essential nutrients."
4) Is pork a red meat or a white
meat?
It is a red meat, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. The amount of
myoglobin, a protein in meat that holds oxygen in the muscle, determines the
color of meat. Pork is considered a red meat because it contains more myoglobin
than chicken or fish.
5) How much red meat should I eat?
Opinions differ here, too. Most of the nutritionists that WebMD contacted
suggested focusing on sensible portion sizes and lean red meat cuts, for those
who choose to eat it.
Ask yourself these two questions, recommends Alice Lichtenstein, DSc, professor
of nutrition at the Human Nutrition Research Center on Aging at Tufts
University.
1) Are you taking in more calories
than you're burning off?
2) Is red meat crowding out foods such as fruits, vegetables, and whole grains?
"People don't need to give up red meat," says Christine Rosenbloom, PhD, RD, a
nutrition professor at Georgia State University. "They need to make better
selections in the type of meat they eat and the portions."
Government guidelines in MyPyramid suggest 5 to 6 1/2 ounces daily of protein
from a variety of sources, including lean meats, nuts, and seafood. So if you
are planning on eating a burger for dinner, it should be a 3-ounce hamburger
patty, about the size of a standard McDonald's burger.
The American Institute for Cancer Research, a nonprofit that focuses on cancer
prevention through diet and physical activity, advises no more than 18 ounces of
cooked red meat a week. The group recommends avoiding all processed meats, such
as sausage, deli meats, ham, bacon, hot dogs, and sausages, citing research that
shows an increased risk of colon cancer.
6) What are some of the leanest cuts
of red meat?
For the best red meat cuts, look for those with "loin" in the name: Sirloin tip
steak, top sirloin, pork tenderloin, lamb loin chops.
Beef: Also look for round steaks and roasts, such as eye round and bottom round;
chuck shoulder steaks; filet mignon; flank steak; and arm roasts. Choose ground
beef labeled at least 95% lean. Frozen burger patties may contain as much as 50%
fat; check the nutrition facts box. Some grilling favorites are high in fat: hot
dogs, rib eyes, flat iron steaks, and some parts of the brisket (the flat half
is considered lean).
Pork: Lean cuts include loin roasts, loin chops, and bone-in rib chops.
7) What are the criteria for a lean
cut of red meat?
Meats can be labeled as lean if a 3-ounce serving contains less than 10 grams
of total fat, 4.5 grams or less of saturated fat, and less than 95 milligrams of
cholesterol.
If you are buying beef, check the U.S. Department of Agriculture grading, too.
Beef labeled "prime" is the top grade but is also highest in fat, with marbling,
tiny bits of fat within the muscle, adding flavor and tenderness. Most
supermarkets sell beef that is graded as "choice" or "select." For the leanest
red meat, look for a select grade.
8) Is grass-fed beef a leaner red
meat choice than grain-fed?
Grass-fed beef is leaner than grain-fed, which makes it lower in total fat and
saturated fat. Grass-fed beef also contains more omega-3 fatty acids. But the
total amount of omega-3s in both types of beef is relatively small, says Shalene
McNeil of the National Cattlemen's Beef Association. Fish, vegetable oil, nuts,
and seeds are better sources of omega-3s.
9) Can grilling red meat cause
cancer?
High-temperature cooking of any muscle meat, including red meat, poultry, and
fish, can generate compounds in food that may increase cancer risk. They are
called heterocyclic amines (HCAs) and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs).
10) How can you reduce potential
cancer-causing compounds when grilling?
Several steps help prevent these compounds from forming or reduce your exposure
to them.
Choose lean red meat cuts when grilling to reduce the chance of flare-ups or
heavy smoke, which can leave carcinogens on the meat.
If grilling, cook over medium heat or indirect heat, rather than over high heat,
which can cause flare-ups and overcook or char meat. Limit frying and broiling,
which also subject meat to high temperatures.
Do not overcook meat. Well-done meat
contains more of the cancer-causing compounds. But make sure that meat is cooked
to a safe internal temperature to kill bacteria that can cause food-borne
illnesses. For steaks, cook to 145 to 160 degrees Fahrenheit; for burgers, cook
to 160 degrees.
Marinate. Marinades may reduce the formation of HCAs. Choose one without sugar,
which can cause flare-ups and char the meat's surface.
Turn meat frequently. Use tongs or a spatula rather than a fork to avoid
releasing juices that can drip and cause flare-ups. Do not press burgers with a
spatula to release juices.
Do not grill as much meat. Instead of
a steak, try a kabob that mixes meat, fruit and vegetables. Plant-based foods
have not been linked to HCAs.
Trim fat from meat before cooking, and remove any charred pieces before eating.
Consider partially cooking meats and fish in the oven or microwave before
finishing on the grill.
The Truth About Fat
Everything You Need to Know About the 5 Different Kinds of Fat, and Why It Matters That You Do Know the Difference
(Ed's Note: Most people who carry too much weight think that fat is just a blob to get rid of. This WebMD Feature reveals everything really important that you need to know about fat, including an explanation of what kind of fat is worse—belly fat or thigh fat. Read on, hopefully at a speed that will cause you to lose weight!)
By Kathleen Doheny
For most of us, body fat has a bad reputation. From the dimply stuff that
plagues women's thighs to the beer bellies that can pop out in middle-aged men,
fat is typically something we agonize over, scorn, and try to exercise away.
But for scientists, fat is intriguing—and becoming more so every day. "Fat is
one of the most fascinating organs out there," says Aaron Cypess, MD, PhD, an
instructor of medicine at Harvard Medical School and a research associate at the
Joslin Diabetes Center in Boston. "We are only now beginning to understand fat."
"Fat has more functions in the body
than we thought," agrees Rachel Whitmer, PhD, research scientist at the Kaiser
Permanente Division of Research in Oakland (CA), who has studied the links
between fat and brain health.
To get the skinny on fat, WebMD asked four experts on fat—who, not surprisingly,
prefer not to be called fat experts—to fill us in.
Fat is known to have two main purposes, says Susan Fried, PhD, director of the
Boston Obesity and Nutrition Research Center at Boston University and a
long-time researcher in the field.
1) Fat stores excess calories in a
safe way so you can mobilize the fat stores when you are hungry.
2) Fat releases hormones that control your metabolism.
But that is the broad brushstroke picture. Read on for details about various
types of fat—brown, white, subcutaneous, visceral, and belly fat.
Brown Fat
Brown fat has gotten a lot of buzz recently, with the discovery that it is not
the mostly worthless fat scientists had thought.
In recent studies, scientists have found that lean people tend to have more
brown fat than overweight or obese people—and that when stimulated it can burn
calories. Scientists are eyeing it as a potential obesity treatment if they can
figure out a way to increase a person's brown fat or stimulate existing brown
fat.
It is known that children have more brown fat than adults, and it is what helps
them keep warm. Brown fat stores decline in adults but still help with warmth.
"We've shown brown fat is more active in people in Boston in colder months," Dr.
Cypess says, leading to the idea of sleeping in chillier rooms to burn a few
more calories.
Brown fat is now thought to be more
like muscle than like white fat. When activated, brown fat burns white fat.
Although leaner adults have more brown fat than heavier people, even their brown
fat cells are greatly outnumbered by white fat cells. "A 150-pound person might
have 20 or 30 pounds of fat," Dr. Cypess says. "They are only going to have 2 or
3 ounces of brown fat."
But that 2 ounces, he says, if maximally stimulated, could burn off 300 to 500
calories a day –enough to lose up to a pound in a week.
"You might give people a drug that
increases brown fat," he says. "We are working on one."
But even if the drug to stimulate brown fat pans out, Dr. Cypess warns, it will
not be a cure-all for weight issues. It may, however, help a person achieve more
weight loss combined with a sound diet and exercise regimen.
White Fat
White fat is much more plentiful than brown, experts agree. The job of white fat
is to store energy and produce hormones that are then secreted into the
bloodstream.
Small fat cells produce a "good guy" hormone called adiponectin, which makes the
liver and muscles sensitive to the hormone insulin, in the process making us
less susceptible to diabetes and heart disease.
When people become fat, the production of adiponectin slows down or shuts down,
setting them up for disease, according to Fried and others.
Subcutaneous Fat
Subcutaneous fat is found directly under the skin. It is the fat that is
measured using skin-fold calipers to estimate your total body fat.
In terms of overall health, subcutaneous fat in the thighs and buttocks, for
instance, may not be as bad and may have some potential benefits, says Dr.
Cypess. "It may not cause as many problems" as other types of fat, specifically
the deeper, visceral fat, he says.
But subcutaneous fat cells on the belly may be another story, says Fried. There
is emerging evidence that the danger of big bellies lies not only in the deep
visceral fat but also the subcutaneous fat.
Visceral Fat
Visceral or "deep" fat wraps around the inner organs and spells trouble for your
health. How do you know if you have it? "If you have a large waist or belly, of
course you have visceral fat," says Dr. Whitmer, the researcher. Visceral fat
drives up your risk for diabetes, heart disease, stroke, and even dementia.
Visceral fat is thought to play a
larger role in insulin resistance—which boosts risk of diabetes—than other fat,
Dr. Whitmer tells WebMD. It is not clear why, but it could explain or partially
explain why visceral fat is a health risk.
Dr. Whitmer investigated the link between visceral fat and dementia. In a study,
she evaluated the records of more than 6,500 members of Kaiser Permanente of
Northern California, a large health maintenance organization, for an average of
36 years, from the time they were in their 40s until they were in their 70s.
The records included details on height, weight, and belly diameter—a reflection
of the amount of visceral fat. Those with the biggest bellies had a higher risk
of dementia than those with smaller bellies. The link was true even for people
with excess belly fat but overall of normal weight.
She does not know why belly fat and dementia are linked, but speculates that
substances such as leptin, a hormone released by the belly fat, may have some
adverse effect on the brain. Leptin plays a role in appetite regulation but also
in learning and memory.
Belly Fat
Belly fat has gotten a mostly deserved reputation as an unhealthy fat.
"Understand that belly fat is both visceral and subcutaneous," says Kristen Gill
Hairston, MD, MPH, an assistant professor of medicine at Wake Forest University
School of Medicine, Winston-Salem, (NC).
"We don't have a perfect way yet to determine which [of belly fat] is
subcutaneous or visceral, except by CT scan, but that's not cost-effective,"
says Dr. Hairston.
But if you have got an oversize
belly, figuring out how much is visceral and how much is subcutaneous is not as
important as recognizing a big belly is unhealthy, she says. How big is too big?
Women with a waist circumference more than 35 inches and men with a waist
circumference more than 40 inches are at increased disease risk.
Abdominal fat is viewed as a bigger health risk than hip or thigh fat, Dr.
Whitmer and other experts say. And that could mean having a worse effect on
insulin resistance, boosting the risk of diabetes, and a worse effect on blood
lipids, boosting heart and stroke risks.
Thigh Fat, Buttocks Fat
While men tend to accumulate fat in the belly, it is no secret women, especially
if "pear-shaped," accumulate it in their thighs and buttocks.
Unsightliness aside, emerging evidence suggests that pear-shaped women are
protected from metabolic disease compared to big-bellied people, says Dr. Fried,
another researcher. "Thigh fat and butt fat might be good," she says.
But the benefit of women being pear shaped may stop at menopause, when women
tend to deposit more fat in the abdomen, referring to that area's stores of
subcutaneous fat.
Weight Loss and Fat Loss
So when you lose weight, what kind or kinds of fat do you shed? "You are losing
white fat," Dr. Fried tells WebMD. "People tend to lose evenly all over."
The results change a bit, however, if you add workouts to your calorie
reduction, she says. "If you exercise plus diet you will tend to lose slightly
more visceral fat from your belly."
"We are at an exciting point in
science," says Dr. Whitmer, echoing the input from other scientists in the
field.
Dr. Whitmer and others expect more discoveries about fat of all types to be made
in the near future.
December 19, 2009 - 2nd Article
Why Do We Say Cats Have 9 Lives? According to Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase & Fable, a cat is
"more tenacious of life than many animals." Atum-Ra, the Egyptian Lord of Life,
was associated with the cat and held to be the creator of 9 gods. In fact, the
number 9 is thought to have originated in Egypt, where cats were revered.
November 12, 2009 -
2nd Article 3 Simple Steps to Help Prevent Alzheimer's
Disease (Ed's Note: Dr.
Andrew Weil is a licensed physician who specializes in holistic and integrated
medicine; meaning, natural cures to medical problems are oftentimes better than
man-made solutions involving prescription drugs, surgery, etc. Here Dr. Weil
gives some tips on how to help prevent Alzheimer's Disease.) To help preserve mental function and protect against
age-related cognitive decline including dementia and Alzheimer's disease,
consider implementing these healthy lifestyle strategies: 2) Develop healthy habits in all aspects of life. Not smoking,
drinking only in moderation, staying socially involved, managing stress, getting
adequate rest, and cultivating a positive attitude and outlook—have all been
associated with a lowered risk of Alzheimer's. 3) Keep an active mind. "Use it or lose it" applies to mental
as well as physical health. Enjoy crossword puzzles, mind games, challenging
reading, and take educational classes. September 27, 2009 -
2nd Article Guest Article: Multiple Sclerosis by the Numbers, But Who
Really Cares, and Who Is Really Counting? (Ed's Note: My
sister Loretta contracted Multiple Sclerosis and it contributed to her premature
death. For some reason, we do not know exactly how many of our fellow Americans
are affected by this disease, and no one seems willing to actually find out.
Learn why it matters. The source of this article is Ann Pietrangelo; I have
edited the article to add more information and clarity.) More than a million people in the United States have multiple
sclerosis, or is it half a million, or a quarter of a million, but then again,
who's counting? It's 250,000 to 300,000 according to the National Institutes
of Health - National From the low
estimate of 250,000 to the high estimate of 1,000,000, could 750,000 sufferers
of MS be uncounted in their misery? So how many people in the United States actually have multiple
sclerosis, why don't we know, and does it matter? Some research suggests that MS is caused by a combination of
genetics and pinpointing the number of children with MS, in the early stages of
the disease, could help researchers find important new leads in the search for a
cause, better treatments, and a cure. Health Care Reform: Why Are We Treating the
System, and Not the Underlying Cause? (Ed's Note: The
following guest article was written by Dr. Andrew Weil and appeared in the
Huffington Post.) By Andrew Weil I'm worried -- and if I'm worried, you should be, too. It's not a health care system at all; it's a disease
management system, and making the current system cheaper and more accessible
will just spread the dysfunction The bloated
structure of endless, marginal-return tests; patent-protected drugs and "heroic"
surgical interventions for virtually every health problem simply can't be made
much cheaper due to its very nature. Costs can only be shifted in various
unpalatable ways. In short, we pay about twice as much per capita for our health
care as does the rest of the developed world, and we have almost nothing to show
for it. It would use
inexpensive, low-tech interventions for the management of the commonest forms of
disease. It would be a system that puts the health back into health care. And it
would also happen to be far less expensive than what we have now. Alan Romatowski – A Model for a Positive
Attitude Despite Contracting Alzheimer's Count Me In In the Old-Time Remedies Department, Some Say Cinnamon and Honey Works (Editor's Note: I have no idea if what I am sharing with you here works or is
just plain bunk. A lot of things float around the Internet, some interesting and
some not. I just know that the gene pool I came from is rife with arthritis and
I am no exception. I have been a writer for 48+ years and someday I will not be
a writer because the osteoarthritis in my hands is so bad I cannot lift more
than 10 pounds; I have bones and nerves in my fingers but no apparent fluid for
the joints. I am going to try this because arthritis is not curable and the pain
is evident. I am desperate enough to try anything for relief. I am not editing
this article. I will let you know if honey and cinnamon does anything for me. I
sincerely hope this article is not written by the combined honey and cinnamon
lobbies.) Today's science says that even though honey is sweet, if taken in the right
dosage as a medicine, it does not harm diabetic patients.
Dr. Andrew Weil
1) Get 30 minutes of physical activity per day. Regular physical exercise,
specifically aerobic exercise, can help slow memory loss and improve mental
function.
When I was first diagnosed with MS, I was stunned by the number of acquaintances
who said they were related to, or knew someone with MS. It seems like everybody
has a story, yet most sources indicate that only about 400,000 people in the
U.S. have MS. With a population of more than 304,000,000 people, that would make
MS quite rare.
In April 2009, the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation announced the results
of a study conducted by the University of New Mexico's Center for Development
and Disability, that indicated that 939,000 people in the United States have
some degree of MS-related paralysis. That would mean that the actual number of
people with MS is much higher than that.
Current estimates from reputable
sources vary:
Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke.
It's 350,000 to 500,000 according to the Multiple Sclerosis Foundation.
It's 400,000 according to the Multiple Sclerosis Association of America, and
National
Multiple Sclerosis Society
It's 1,000,000 according to the Montel Williams MS Foundation.
We do not know the exact numbers because MS is not tracked by the Centers for
Disease Control or any other federal agency. In fact, there is no coordinated
effort at all to track the incidence of MS in the United States. The last
national study of MS rates took place in 1975, and much has changed since then.
Both the Senate and the House have pending legislation that, if passed, would
create separate registries for two devastating neurological
conditions—Parkinson's disease and Multiple Sclerosis—at the Agency for Toxic
Substances and Disease Registry (ATSDR) at the Centers for Disease Control and
Prevention.
If the legislation passes, the information collected will provide valuable
insights into MS regarding the gender ratio, age at onset, geographic clusters,
etc.
Tracking the numbers may also help
researchers gain insight into pediatric multiple sclerosis. MS, for all its
variations and symptoms, is an extremely difficult disease to confirm in any
case. Typically, MS is diagnosed in people over the age of 35, so pediatricians
generally do not look for symptoms in children. Mild symptoms in children,
especially if they come and go, are easily missed—or dismissed without official
notice.
The introduction of magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) has enabled physicians to
pinpoint lesions in the central nervous system, leading to a diagnosis of MS
sooner, and in younger patients, more than ever before.
The National Multiple Sclerosis Society reports that "up to 10,000 of the
estimated 400,000 Americans who have MS are children or adolescents. At least
that many children also have experienced at least one symptom suggestive of MS.
Increasing evidence suggests a slower disease course in children with MS, but
significant disability can accumulate at an earlier age compared to individuals
with adult onset MS."
Is the incidence of pediatric MS
increasing, or is it that doctors are getting better at diagnosing MS in
children?
Understanding how many people are affected by MS, and who they are, may also
have an impact on funding for research and community programs that assist the
disabled.
The numbers matter, and if you are diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, or know
someone who is, the numbers should matter to you. Go online and Google "multiple
sclerosis", "senate bills", and "house bills" to find out more information, and
how to take action for yourself or others.
The reason I'm worried is that the wrong diagnosis is being made.
As any doctor can tell you, the most crucial step toward healing is having the
right diagnosis. If the disease is precisely identified, a good resolution is
far more likely. Conversely, a bad diagnosis usually means a bad outcome, no
matter how skilled the physician.
And, what's true in personal health
care is just as true in national health care reform: Healing begins with the
correct diagnosis of the problem.
Washington is working on reform initiatives that focus on one problem: the fact
that the system is too expensive (and consequently too exclusive). Reform
proposals, such as the "public option" for government insurance or calls for
drug makers to drop prices, are aimed mostly at boosting affordability and
access. Make it cheap enough, the thinking goes, and the 46 million Americans
who can't afford coverage will finally get their fair
share.
But what's missing, tragically, is a
diagnosis of the real, far more fundamental problem, which is that what's even
worse than its stratospheric cost is the fact that American health care doesn't
fulfill its prime directive -- it does not help people become or stay healthy.
more broadly.
It's impossible to make our drug-intensive, technology-centric, and corrupt
system affordable. Consider that Americans spent $8.4 billion on medicine in
1950, vs. an astonishing 2.3 trillion in 2007. That's $30,000 annually for a
family of four.
So, a far more salient question that must be addressed is: Are we getting good
health for our trillions? Unfortunately, the answer is a resounding, "No." The
U.S. ranked near the very bottom of the top 40 nations – below Columbia, Chile,
Costa Rica and Dominica -- in a rating of health systems by the World Health
Organization in 2000.
I'm not against high-tech medicine.
It has a secure place in the diagnosis and treatment of serious disease. But our
health care professionals are currently using it for everything, and the cost is
going to break us.
In the future, this kind of medicine must be limited to those cases in which it
is clearly indicated: trauma, acute and critical conditions, disease involving
vital organs, etc. It should be viewed as a specialized form of medicine,
perhaps offered only in major centers serving large populations.
Most cases of disease should be managed in other, more affordable ways.
Functional, cost-effective health care must be based on a new kind of medicine
that relies on the human organism's innate capacity for self-regulation and
healing.
If we can make the correct diagnosis, the healing can begin. If we can't, both
our personal health and our economy are doomed.
Politicians aren't going to resolve this issue overnight. Any health care reform
bill that gets jammed through Congress in the next month or two will be
dangerously flawed. Washington needs to take a step back and re-examine the
entire task with an eye toward achieving the most effective solution, not the
cheapest and most expeditious.
Three years ago, when Alan Romatowski was diagnosed with
younger-onset Alzheimer's at the age of 55, he was a pilot for USAirways, a
profession he had enjoyed for the past 30 years.
"The diagnosis put a sudden stop to my career as an airline pilot," Alan says.
"The news that I had Alzheimer's was, of course, initially devastating. But as
time passes I am finding more and more to be thankful for."
Today Alan volunteers at a local
Specialty Care Center, working in the physical therapy department and escorting
Alzheimer's patients to and from medical appointments. Alan also delivers Meals
on Wheels and works part time at a gas station.
"I became involved with the Alzheimer's Association shortly after my diagnosis,"
Alan says. "I turned to the Association for help and began participating in one
of their support groups."
It was not long before Alan's natural leadership abilities came to the
forefront. In 2008, Alan was appointed to the National Early-Stage Advisory
Group, a leadership body of individuals living with Alzheimer's. In this role he
serves as an advocate, traveling to speak about his experiences and rally others
with Alzheimer's to help defeat this disease by participating in clinical trials
of new treatments.
"I just completed a term with the
Early-Stage Advisory Group for the Alzheimer's Association," Alan says. "I now
work with the local Pittsburgh office and will once again be participating in
Memory Walk. Recently I was elected to the Greater Pennsylvania Chapter Board of
Directors."
"After my diagnosis I had a choice of either surrendering to Alzheimer's or go
on fighting. I chose to fight," Alan says. "My wife and I stand shoulder to
shoulder to fight this disease, and I appreciate and cherish my wonderful family
more than ever."
When Alan is not working to advance the fight against Alzheimer's, he enjoys
volunteering and working part time at a local gas station. He is also applying
to volunteer at the Pittsburgh Zoo cleaning the shark tanks!
HEART DISEASES:
PIMPLES:
Three tablespoons of honey and one teaspoon of ground cinnamon to make paste.
Apply this paste to the pimples before sleeping. Remove it in morning with warm
water. If done daily for two weeks, it removes pimples from the root.
SKIN INFECTIONS:
Mix equal parts of honey and ground cinnamon, then apply to the affected areas
will cure eczema, ringworm and other skin infections.
WEIGHT LOSS:
Each morning, one half hour before breakfast. on an empty stomach and at night
before bed, drink honey and ground cinnamon boiled in one cup of water. If taken
regularly, it reduces the weight of even the most obese person. Also, drinking
this mixture regularly does not allow the fat to accumulate in the body even
though the person may eat a high calorie diet.
CANCER:
Research in Japan and Australia show that advanced cancer of the stomach and
bones have been cured successfully. Patients suffering from these kinds of
cancer should daily take one tablespoon of honey with one teaspoon of ground
cinnamon for one month three time s a day.
FATIGUE:
Recent studies have shown that the sugar content of honey is more helpful rather
than being detrimental to the strength of the body. Senior citizens, who take
honey and cinnamon powder in equal parts, are more alert and flexible. Half
tablespoon of honey in a glass of water and sprinkled with ground cinnamon,
taken daily after brushing teeth and in the afternoon at about 3:00 P.M. when
the vitality of the body starts to decrease, increases the vitality of the body
within a week.
BAD BREATH:
After brushing the teeth in the morning, gargle with one teaspoon of honey and
ground cinnamon mixed in hot water, so the breath stays fresh throughout the
day.
HEARING LOSS:
Daily morning and night, honey and ground cinnamon, taken in equal parts,
restore hearing.
Secrets of the Super-Healthy: People Who Never Get Sick
(Editor's Note: In times of economic crisis and uncertainty about your personal financial future, it is important to stay positive and healthy. The following article is written by Jennifer Strong and is a WebMD feature on how to stay healthy.)
Are you secretly envious of your co-workers and friends who, like superheroes, never seem to get sick? You know, the ones glowing with good health while everyone around them is sneezing, sniffling, and coughing like villains.
Don't hate the healthy people. Instead, steal the secrets of people who manage to stay above the sickroom fray and take steps to boost your body's immunity.
Training for the Body
Jennifer Cassetta, a martial arts instructor in New York City, claims she never gets sick, and neither do her father and grandmother, who also teach martial arts. "I believe it is the holistic approach to exercise that calms the mind and relieves stress," she says. "And the cardio, strengthening, and conditioning help boost the immune system."
Cassetta says her health has changed dramatically after she picked up martial arts eight years ago. Before then, she was a smoking, take-out-every-night, espresso-drinking girl in her 20s.
"As I started to train, I started to change my habits drastically," she says. "I cleaned up my diet, trained more, and quit smoking. Now in my 30s, I have more energy, I look better, and am stronger than I ever have been."
One bout of vigorous exercise can increase circulation, says Christiane Northrup, MD, author of Women's Bodies, Women's Wisdom. "Whenever circulation is increased, you get far more white blood cells," she says, "so they check for foreign germs and are far more apt to be able to gobble them up."
Pay Attention to Your Mouth
Chicago public relations consultant Joanna Broussard says gargling regularly with an antiseptic mouthwash has helped improve her dental health and may have helped fend off other illnesses.
Twelve years ago, Broussard's dental hygienist convinced her to gargle consistently after brushing her teeth. "So I made the effort and got into the habit every morning," she says, "Since then I have not had colds. When people all around me have colds or the flu, I seem to be immune."
Another reason to bone up on your brushing and gargling is that poor oral hygiene and gum disease have been linked to more serious illnesses, including diabetes.
An Apple a Day Really Works
Your mom may have been right when she said, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." A natural antioxidant called quercetin, found in red apples as well as broccoli and green tea, may give an immunity boost to individuals under stress.
In a study conducted by David Nieman, PhD, professor at Appalachian State University, results showed that only 5% of cyclists who took 1,000 milligrams of quercetin every day for five weeks reported upper respiratory illness during a two-week period following extreme exercise, whereas 45% of the cyclists who took a placebo reported illness following extreme exercise. However, there were no significant differences in measures of immune system function in the two groups.
Additionally, researchers found that athletes taking the quercetin supplement maintained better mental alertness and reaction time over the placebo group. So go ahead, stock up on those red apples and you may be thanking Mom later.
Don't Worry, Conquer Stress
Stop worrying about getting sick. The fear and expectation of having something adverse happen actually lowers immunity, says Northrup. "When people are worried about it all the time," she says, "they literally scare themselves to death."
Constant worrying causes cortisol and epinephrine levels to rise - and these stress hormones can weaken the body's overall immunity. "The immune system plummets when cortisol levels are chronically high," she says. "Your own body produces high levels of steroids when you're under constant stress."
Up Your Vitamin Intake
We have a worldwide epidemic of vitamin D deficiency, says Northrup. Everybody needs vitamin D, which can be found in foods like sockeye salmon, eggs, and milk.
Hyla Cass, MD, an integrative medical practitioner and author of 8 Weeks to Vibrant Health, adds that certain prescription drugs like acid blockers can deprive the body of nutrients like vitamin D.
Surveys show that Americans don't get enough vitamin C, says Elisabetta Politi, RD, MPH, CDE, nutrition director at the Duke Diet & Fitness Center.
Citrus fruits are a good source of vitamin C. "It's a myth that vitamin C prevents the cold," she says. "But having an appropriate amount of vitamin C from fruits and vegetables can boost immunity."
Mind Over Body
Atlanta interior designer Melissa Galt believes in a "mind over medicine" attitude. "I don't have time for sickness in my life," says Galt, who travels frequently and doesn't take anything to fight germs. "I don't believe in it and don't acknowledge it."
Every thought is accompanied by a chain of biochemical reactions in your body, says Northrup. So a positive attitude can increase levels of nitric oxide, which help to balance neurotransmitters, improve immunity, and increase circulation, she says.
"Whenever nitric oxide levels are high -- from anything ranging from positive thought to exercise -- you're actually improving your resistance to disease," she says.
Just Say Om
Santa Monica, Calif., yoga therapist Felice Rhiannon credits her meditation and breathing practices for improving her physical and emotional health. "Meditation practice helps to calm my nervous system and allows the immune system to function with less interference," she says. For Rhiannon, "A calmer mind means a calmer body."
"The greatest change is in my peace of mind and sense of ease," she says. "I don't get colds as often as I did when I was younger. My sleep is better and my ability to cope with life's inevitable stresses has improved."
In a study published in the journal Psychosomatic Medicine in 2003, researchers at the University of Wisconsin and Harvard University found that volunteers who participated in eight weeks of mediation training produced significantly more flu-fighting antibodies than those who didn't meditate.
Increase Your Social Ties
There are personality factors associated with individuals who are resistant to getting colds when they're exposed to a virus, says Sheldon Cohen, PhD, professor of psychology at Carnegie Mellon University whose research examines the effects of stress and social support on immunity and health.
For example, extroverts are less likely than introverts to get colds when exposed to a virus. "We actually control for their immunity," he says. "The explanation isn't that extroverts interact with more people, and therefore have immunity to that virus. There's something about being extroverted that seems to protect people."
Having a diverse social network is equally important, says Cohen. Individuals who belong to multiple social groups are less likely to develop colds when exposed to a virus. There's convincing literature in epidemiology that people who have more diverse social networks are also less likely to get heart disease and live longer, he adds.
Accentuate the Positive
Cohen's research suggests that people who have a positive emotional style -- described as happy, enthusiastic, and calm -- are less likely to catch colds.
Cohen and researchers at Carnegie Mellon University interviewed 193 healthy adults daily for two weeks and recorded the positive and negative emotions they experienced each day, and then exposed the volunteers to a cold or flu virus. Those with positive outlooks reported fewer cold symptoms and were more resistant to developing an upper respiratory illness.
"It's a stable characteristic of individuals," he says. "It's not driven by how happy they are on the day they get exposed to the virus."
Wash Your Hands – Over and Over
Hand washing may sound like obvious advice for combating germs, but surveys suggest that most of us are not vigilant about washing our hands after using the restroom.
"In order to prevent illness, it's important to wash your hands frequently," Cass says. "During cold and flu season, wash your hands with soap many times during the day because you're in contact with all kinds of pathogens -- door knobs, stair railings, other people. You really want to have clean hands."
According to the CDC, proper hand washing for 20 seconds is the most effective way to avoid the 1 billion colds that Americans catch each year, not to mention other infectious diseases.
Get Your ZZZs
Sleep is one of the best ways to stay healthy, Northrup says. "People who get a solid eight hours per night absolutely do better."
Sleep efficiency is the key, Cohen says. People who get into bed and fall asleep right away and stay asleep are more protected against colds than those who wake up repeatedly through the night.
A good night's sleep will restore the immune system, Northrup says, because when you get a good night's sleep, melatonin levels rise and that improves immunity.
And best of all, there are no side effects.
Make Wise Choices
When Cancer Strikes, Your
Life
Depends Upon Your Support Team
(Editor's Note: This article is a WebMD Feature by R. Morgan Griffin, reviewed
by Paul O'Neill, MD. I have heard cancer referred to as "the silent killer"
because there is often no warning when we discover its insidious presence in our
body. Having a diverse support team to help fight your battle sounds like an
excellent idea. Here is some good information to help you wage war on the
enemy.)
If you have just been diagnosed with cancer, you are probably still reeling. You
may be grappling with issues that are profound -- like life and death -- and
mundane -- like who will do the laundry when you are in the hospital?
But you will not fight this alone. Of course, you will have your family and
friends. And you will have your doctor. But your medical care will not just be
in the hands of a single MD. Instead, you will need a whole cancer support team
to help you through this. “Good cancer treatment always requires a lot of
people,” says Jan C. Buckner, MD, chair of medical oncology at the Mayo Clinic
in Rochester (MN).
Of course, you may be wondering how this system works. How can you -- when you
are probably feeling overwhelmed already -- pick an entire cancer support team?
Here is what you need to know.
Why You Need a Cancer Support Team
Treating cancer often requires more than one approach -- not just chemotherapy
for instance, but surgery or radiation, too. That usually means more than one
doctor.
But good medical care is more than just treating the cancer itself. Cancer can
affect every aspect of your life: your mood, your diet, and your family, to name
a few.
So you may need nurses, dietitians, therapists, and other experts on your cancer
support team. People you may never meet -- like pathologists and
anesthesiologists -- also help while working behind the scenes.
Having all of these experts on your cancer support team is invaluable. “Each
member of the team can each bring a different perspective to diagnosis and
treatment,” says Terri Ades, MS, APRN-BC, AOCN, director of cancer information
at the American Cancer Society in Atlanta. “With more people on your team, you
get more options.”
The Heart of Your Cancer Support
Team: Your Doctor and Nurse
First things first: you need to start with a doctor. Usually this will be a
medical or surgical oncologist, a doctor who specializes in treating cancer.
Given the stakes, settling on an oncologist can be nerve-wracking. However,
Harold J. Burstein, MD -- a staff oncologist at the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute
in Boston and an assistant professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School --
urges people not to fret too much.
"The essential part of picking a doctor is finding someone whom you can trust
and with whom you can communicate. If you feel the doctor is being clear, and
understands your needs, that is a good sign. Fortunately, there are many
outstanding physicians around the country. In cancer medicine, as in most types
of complex medical care, experience matters, and clinics or physicians with
extensive familiarity with your kind of cancer can often provide care with
insights not always available everywhere," says Dr. Burstein.
There are other things you should
consider. For instance, see a doctor who has been recommended, either by your
personal physician, family, or friends. Also, make sure that your doctor has a
lot of experience in treating your specific type of cancer.
In many cases, your oncologist will work closely with an oncology nurse or nurse
practitioner. You may find that you deal with your nurse the most.
"Doctors are often very focused on delivering treatment with a high degree of
technical accuracy. Oftentimes, nurses who know the patient well will have
additional insight into how the patient is doing from a broader point of view.
That is why it is so important to have an effective team of providers --
doctors, nurses, administrative staff -- all working together in your care," Dr.
Burstein says.
Ades says that for many people, the duo of the oncologist and nurse forms the
core of the cancer support team. They should guide you through your treatment.
Just make sure you know who they are.
“When they get diagnosed with cancer, people see so many experts so quickly that
some do not even know who their doctor is,” says Dr. Buckner. That is a problem.
If you have any doubt, just ask. It may seem like a silly question, but you have
to know who is coordinating your treatment -- and whom to call with questions.
Other Specialists on Your Cancer
Support Team
For some cases, that core team of an oncologist and an oncology nurse may be the
only experts you need for your cancer support team, says Ades. But most of the
time, you will need the help of more specialists.
So who else do you need to see? That depends entirely on your case. Many people
may need to see a radiation oncologist for radiation treatments. If you need
surgery, you may see a surgical oncologist or general surgeon who specializes in
treating cancer.
Experts other than doctors also play a vital
role in forming your cancer support team. “The care for someone with cancer
always starts with the medical staff, but it quickly expands beyond that,” says
Dr. Burstein. Cancer treatment is not only about treating cancer – it is about
keeping the person feeling as well as possible during treatment.
For instance, during treatment, you
need to pay attention to your overall physical health. A dietitian can make sure
that you are getting all of the nutrients you need during treatment -- which can
be hard, especially if you are nauseated by chemotherapy. A physical therapist
can help you keep your strength up during treatment or build it back up
afterward.
Getting through treatment will be a lot easier if you stay emotionally healthy,
too. Although you might not think of a therapist or social worker as being
important in cancer treatment, they often are. Cancer can have profound
psychological effects. Many people become depressed or anxious during treatment.
Talking through some of these issues can make a huge difference. Sometimes,
family members may also need to meet with a therapist or social worker.
Complementary treatments -- like acupuncture and massage -- are also becoming
increasingly common for people with cancer. These complementary therapies are
not usually intended to treat the cancer itself. But they can ease side effects
and improve quality of life. They may even reduce the amount of medicine you
need for treatment. At some hospitals and cancer treatment centers,
acupuncturists or massage therapists are actually on staff and can coordinate
treatment with your doctor.
Building Your Cancer Support Team
While having the collected expertise of a cancer support team may seem great,
you may be anxious about having to choose all of its members. Luckily, you do
not have to.
"There are so many people who will be involved in your care that it is virtually
impossible to research every one of them,” says Dr. Burstein.
That is why it is so important to have a doctor that you like and trust, since
he or she will be pointing you toward specific experts. This can be an
advantage, since your cancer support team is likely to work most efficiently if
all of the experts have collaborated before.
“Usually, your doctor will already have a group of people that he or she works
with all the time,” says Dr. Burstein. “So you do not need to track down each
person yourself.”
That said, if you already have a specific person in mind -- a surgical
oncologist that your sister loved, or a dietitian you’ve worked with before --
talk to your doctor.
If it would make you more
comfortable, ask to have this person brought onto your cancer support team. By
the same token, if you are not comfortable with one of the experts your doctor
has referred you to, tell your doctor. Ask to see someone else.
The important thing is that your cancer
support team runs smoothly. “Having a team of people who can work well together
is invaluable for someone with cancer,” says Dr. Burstein.
One advantage of getting care at a specialized center or large hospital is that
you might be able to see everyone -- from oncologist to dietitian to therapist
-- under one roof. It can make things easier for you and reduce the odds of
miscommunication between health care providers, says Dr. Buckner.
Still, you can get excellent medical care even if you do have to go to different
medical centers. Just check in with your doctor to make sure that everyone on
your cancer support team is working well together.
Asking for What You Need From Your
Cancer Support Team
Part of your cancer support team’s job is to make sure that you are getting the
care that you need. Your caregivers should be regularly checking in to make sure
that you are doing as well as you possibly can, both physically and mentally.
But that does not mean you should leave everything up to the experts. You need
to take an active role in your treatment. You are not just a patient – you are a
vital member of the team.
“Our goal is to make treatment as easy, comfortable, and successful as
possible,” says Ades. “But patients have to tell us what they need.”
When you are in treatment for cancer,
things may change from day to day or week to week. Yesterday, you felt great,
but today, the side effects are awful. Or you may suddenly realize that your
chemotherapy schedule just doesn’t fit in with the rest of your life. As long as
you keep your doctor up to date, your cancer support team can tweak your
treatment, or add new experts as you need them. Do not be shy about asking for
help.
So never underestimate your own role in making your treatment work. If you need
something that your cancer support team is not giving you, speak up.
June 20, 2008
News & Comment on
Health:
Could the Way Food Looks Give Real Clues as to What Is Really Healthy for Us to Eat?
Copyright © 2008 Ed Bagley
The next time you sit down to lunch or dinner, you may be surprised to learn
that many of the foods that we eat look similar to vital organs in our body, and
in fact provide nutrients that actually help the organ in question function.
Upon learning the specifics of this interesting fact, you just may ponder about
whether this phenomena is a happy coincidence or a planned occurrence. Here are
the facts:
A sliced carrot looks like our human
eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like our human eye, and
science shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to our eyes and the function of
our eyes.
A tomato has four chambers and is red. Our heart has four chambers and is red.
Research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopene—a red carotenoid pigment
present in tomatoes and many berries and fruits—and are indeed pure heart and
blood food.
Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of our heart. Each grape looks like
a blood cell and research shows grapes are also profound heart and blood
vitalizing food.
A walnut looks like a little brain
with a left and right hemisphere, similar to our upper cerebrum and lower
cerebellum. Even the wrinkles (folds) on the nut are just like our neo-cortex.
We know that walnuts help develop more than 30 neurotransmitters for our brain
function, allowing a chemical substance to help fibers in our brain communicate
with each other.
Kidney beans look like our human kidneys, and actually heal and help maintain
our kidney function.
Celery, bok choy and rhubarb look like our bones. These foods specifically
target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium (salt) and these foods are 23%
sodium. If you do not have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from
the bones, thus making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of
our body.
Avocados, eggplant and pears target
the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female—they even look like
these organs. Research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it
balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers.
It also takes 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There
are apparently more than 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in
each one of these foods; modern science has only studied and named about 141 of
these.
Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the
mobility of male sperm, increase the number of sperm, and can help overcome male
sterility.
Sweet potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of
diabetics.
Olives assist the health and function of the female ovaries.
Oranges, grapefruits, and other
citrus fruits look like the mammary glands of the female, and actually assist
the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.
Onions look like our body cells. Research shows that onions help clear waste
materials from our body cells. As we have found out, onions even produce tears
that wash the epithelial (outer) layers of our eyes. A working companion,
garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from
our body.
Read my 5-Part series on Distance Running that involves dieting, weight loss
and physical conditioning:
"Wheat Products and Sugar Can Be the
'Kiss of Death' When Trying to Lose Weight - Part 1"
"How Lectins (Proteins in Foods) Are Very Negative in O Positive Blood Types -
Part 2"
"Gluten in Wheat Products Bind to the Small Intestine Lining and Turn to Fat -
Part 3"
"How Popular Running Magazines Are Constantly Giving Very Poor Diet Advice -
Part 4"
"There Is an Inescapable Correlation Between Weight and Cardiovascular
Efficiency - Part 5"
July 11, 2007
First Study Ever on
Subject
Loss of Odor Perception Might Signal Alzheimer's
Copyright © 2007 Ed Bagley
Imagine my recoil when I read the above Associated Press headline recently.
The story went on to detail the first study that linked loss of smell to
Alzheimer's. Difficulty identifying odors was associated with a higher risk of
progressing from mild cognitive impairment to Alzheimer's. As someone with
very little sense of smell and taste, perhaps I should be worried.
These kinds of medical studies rarely offer a cheery report.
Lead author Robert Wilson of Chicago's Rush University Medical Center did
concede that a diminishing sense of smell is not cause for panic. Thank
goodness.
Perhaps I would be less interested if I had not just celebrated my 63rd
birthday, and for years have had a profound loss of two very important senses:
smell and taste.
A sporting accident some 40 years ago
(I was playing right field and tried to catch a fly ball in the sun
with my nose) and a traffic accident some 30 years ago (I was rear-ended in my
VW at a stoplight in a hit-and-run accident by someone doing 50 to 70 miles per
hour) left me with a deviated septum.
For years I walked around with 50% breathing capacity in one nostril and 10% in
the other. The result was that I was taking up to 16 Sudafed and 16 Ibuprofen a
day for some time before I came to my senses and developed suffering to an art
form. I have better medications now.
Years later I was reading a health
book and learned that Sudafed does a really good job of allowing you
to breath and at the same time causes some folks to lose their sense of smell
and taste. It happened to me. I now have virtually no sense of smell or taste.
If there was a fire in my house, I would figure it out when I saw the smoke. If
there was a great tasting food I would be more sensitive to its texture than its
taste. I would probably do great in England where the food is so bland.
The boyhood joy of selecting the perfect tasting candy to buy is now lost on me.
There is no candy that does much for me now. The pure joy of being a kid in a
candy store is gone forever.
I used to love the licorice taste of
Good 'n Plenty, Butterfinger and Snickers bars, spearmint hard
candies, Christmas ribbon candy and peanut brittle with caramel and peanuts.
It is the same with soda (carbonated water drunk alone or with liquor or wine),
pop (informal for soda pop) and soda pop (a carbonated soft drink). I find very
little taste between them, or flavors among them.
Be advised. A lot of medications we take as we get older have trade-offs.
Travel:
Now Here Is a Low-Cost, South African Budget Airline That Does Not Take Itself Too Seriously
(Ed's Note: Laughter is the BEST
medicine. Never take yourself too seriously, you might become constipated and
feel really full of yourself. Learn to laugh at your silliness, learn to laugh
at the follies of others, learn to laugh at the world, and learn to laugh at
life—it simply makes everything easier and better. I would fly Kulula Airlines
in a heartbeat. And, oh yes, there really is a Kulula Airlines.)
Kulula is an airline with its headquarters in Johannesburg. Kulula Airline
attendants make an effort during the in-flight "safety lecture" and
announcements to be a bit more entertaining.
Here are some examples that have been heard or reported:
Just Find a Seat
There is no assigned seating on a Kulula flight. Passengers were having a hard time choosing a seat when a flight attendant announced:
"People, people, we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in
it!"
Darkness Hides a Lot
On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said,
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached cruising altitude and will be turning
down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of
your flight attendants."
A Warning on Landing
On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings.
If you are going to leave anything, please make sure it is something we would
like to have."
Fewer Choices to Escape
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of
this airplane."
Well, Thank You, Very Much
"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much
as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
Hold Your Horses
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport, a lone voice
came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
Notre Dame Right
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo, a flight
attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead
compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has
shifted."
You Will Get Found Out
From a Kulula employee: " Welcome aboard Kulula Flight 271 to Port Elizabeth.
To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight.
It works just like every other seat belt; and if you do not know how to operate
one, you probably should not be out in public unsupervised."
Please, Don't Scare Your Children
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the
ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have
a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with
theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your
favorite."
Our Love Never Ends
"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we will
try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves
you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."
The Floating Is On Us!
"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency
water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
Only Leave With the Important Things
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything
left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do
not leave children or spouses."
Sorry, Maybe Next Time
And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines is pleased to
announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry.
Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
Are You Kidding Me?
Heard on Kulula Flight 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town: The
flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I
know what you all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it was not the airline's
fault, it was not the pilot's fault, it was not the flight attendant's fault, it
was the asphalt."
Acknowledging the Obvious
Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town, on a particularly windy and bumpy
day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an
extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts
fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
We Got a Newbie
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We
ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
The Perfect Comeback
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship
into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first
officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a
"Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he
had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would
have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a
cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no Ma'am,"
said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we
shot down?"
Yes, She Really Said It
After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg, the attendant came on with,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the
Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once
the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the
door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
Just Remember Kulula
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks
for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go
blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of
Kulula Airways."
Good Luck, and God Speed
Heard on a Kulula flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the
smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light 'em, you can
smoke 'em."
A Shocking Ending
A plane was taking off from Durban Airport. After it reached a comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made this announcement over the intercom, "Ladies
and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293,
non-stop from Durban to Cape Town, The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we
should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
"Now sit back and relax . . . OH, MY GOODNESS!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the
intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.
While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of
hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in the back then yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of
mine!"
May 22, 2008
Travel Review in
Mexico:
We Were Blessed by Visiting Manzanillo, South of Puerto Vallarta, and
the Hidden Vida del Mar
Copyright © 2008 Ed Bagley
I had some serious doubts about whether my first trip to Mexico would be a
success. Now I can report that my first trip to Mexico was fantastic because I
found a slice of heaven at Vida del Mar in Manzanillo (Mon-zah-knee-oh).
There are apparently some very famous places to vacation in Mexico, not the
least of which are Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan, Acapulco and Cancun. Most of these
destinations, to my knowledge, are resort areas with high traffic. Vida del Mar
in Manzanillo is not.
Manzanillo, like Puerto Vallarta, is on the Pacific Coast, perhaps 150 miles
south of Puerto Vallarta as the crow flies.
My first impression on landing at
Manzanillo's airport was that it was the smallest airport I have ever been in
and also the cleanest. Vida del Mar is not a huge tourist area crawling with
young adults looking for drinking holes and social action, but a perfect place
for senior citizens to enjoy the beauty of the area in a quiet setting.
Vida del Mar is a gated, guarded, closed community of condo owners whose
residences sit halfway up a mountainside looking onto a gorgeous bay. There is
exactly one road in with a guard on duty 24/7. I felt safer there than in any
major metro area in the United States.
We were staying with my son's family in a condo owned by a couple whose children
go to the same private Catholic school as my grandson does in Lacey, Washington.
Their unit was on the corner of the second floor in 1 of the 13 condo buildings
with 3 swimming pools in the development. The units faced south in the middle of
well-manicured lawns and lush tropical gardens.
I thought sleeping at night might be
a problem as the clear, sunny days were hot and there was no air conditioning.
Imagine my surprise when night arrived, and we felt the cool breezes off of the
Pacific Ocean by leaving our screened in patio doors open.
The coastline in Manzanillo lies more east to west than north to south, you can
even get sea breezes during the day. Because the condos face south, the air
rises up into the neighboring Sierra Madre Mountains, cools off at 14,000 feet,
and at night comes gently floating back down to the sea, producing excellent
sleeping conditions as the condos are above sea level.
Apparently condos at sea level in that area get what most resorts get, very
little breeze at night and insects. Sitting high up the mountain is a distinct
advantage to the condo owners.
Only a few minutes away from Vida del
Mar is Club Santiago with the "Beach Club" that most condo owners join. Club
Santiago is the most exclusive housing area in Manzanillo, with homes starting
at $12 million pesos ($1 million in United States dollars). The beach at Club
Santiago reminded me of Cape Cod in Massachusetts.
The architecture in Mexico is excellent. There are no wood-frame homes,
everything is built in cement, even the cushions for the furniture in the condo
had a cement base. The doors have archways that are far superior to our
rectangular American construction. The floors are all in tile, again, far
superior to our American rugs and laminate wood floors.
The Hispanic architectural influence is also efficient, effective and downright
utilitarian. Condos are space sensitive and creative use of the space available
is a premium. I saw a washer and dryer in a single unit that fit to the inch in
the space available within the designated laundry area. It was impressive use of
space to say the least.
In the United States, everything that
is bigger is supposed to be better. Careless and useless wasted space is not
nearly as neat and tidy, not to mention just plain more ostentatious. The
judicious use of built-ins for storage areas was also efficient, effective and
helpful.
Vida del Mar also has one of the most romantic restaurants, La Recief, which is
located on a cliff high above the Pacific Coast. Looking out to the Pacific
Ocean, a halogen light at night beams light out to the waves as they come
cascading into the shoreline below. The food is top notch and the servers are
performance servers, preparing dishes at your table.
Given the choice of any romantic setting at a restaurant that I could find to
impress my date, I would take her to La Recief.
Outside of the Vida del Mar complex, the local Manzanillo citizens are rarely
bilingual, except for some restaurant owners downtown and a few of their
servers.
On the second floor balcony of the
unit, looking out to the surrounding bay, I thought that this is EXACTLY the
sort of place that Ernest Hemingway would have retreated to when writing his
next novel—low key, secluded, quiet and beautiful.
I almost selfishly thought about not writing about my trip to Manzanillo and
Vida del Mar as word may get around and then everything that makes it a little
slice of heaven might be less so in the coming years. Because Vida del Mar is
what it is, I could not restrain myself.
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July 20, 2007
Fasten Your Seat
Belt:
Flying Into or Out of Mexico City's Airport May Be More Dangerous Than You Think
Copyright © 2007 Ed Bagley
Thousands of Western Washington residents in the United States fly to Mexico
every year for vacation.
That is why I was stunned to see an article in USA Today (7-5-07) on the Benito
Juarez International Airport in Mexico City. Five facts make Benito Juarez
interesting and dangerous:
1) It serves a metropolitan area of 20 million people, more than three times the
size of Washington State's 6.5 million population.
2) It is the ONLY airport in Mexico City.
3) It has two runways that are so
close together that modern jets cannot use them simultaneously.
4) During peak periods as many as 62 planes take off and land per hour, which is
more than the airport's official capacity of 54.
5) Plans to build another airport to serve the capital were canceled in 2002.
Apparently machete-wielding residents revolted against the low price the
government offered the residents in exchange for the land on the planned site.
About 763,000 Americans fly into the Mexico City airport every year, according
to USA Today.
Compare the takeoff and landing conditions in Mexico City's only airport to Sea-Tac
International Airport that serves the Seattle Metropolitan Area of 3.3 million
residents and ranks as the 15th largest metro area in the United States. Seattle
does not even rank among the top 90 metro areas in the world.
Sea-Tac International Airport has two
runways.
Mexico City has experienced extraordinary growth in the last 75+ years, growing
from a city of 1 million in 1929 to a metro area of 20 million today.
Mexico City ranks as the second largest metro area in the world today. Only
Tokyo is a larger metro area with 35 million. New York-Newark ranks third with
18.7 million.
I have never flown to Mexico but I will avoid Mexico City's only airport when I
do.
It reminds me of what President Ronald Reagan said when the press chided him for
not spending more time working in the Oval Office. "People tell me that hard
work never killed anyone," replied Reagan, "but I figure, why tempt fate?"
Entertainment:
For Film Buffs:
Many Young Adults Do Not Remember the Murder that Changed the Movies
(Ed's Note: At least an entire
generation of Americans have never seen the film that changed the way movies
show a murder on the big screen. It is entirely possible that anyone born after
1960, a half-century ago, may not remember. Dick Polman is writer in residence
at the University of Pennsylvania.)
By Dick Polman
Fifty years ago, death on the silver screen was typically quite decorous. Women swooned and expired in their beds, surrounded by sobbing intimates and backed by angelic musical chords.
Men often died more violently, clutching their hearts on the battlefield yet
spilling nary a drop of blood. And anyone who was murdered -- gangsters and
"bad" girls, for instance -- generally got what they deserved, as decreed by
Hollywood and the censors who routinely policed its business.
Then came the murder that broke all
the rules and changed American movies forever. And with respect to cinematic
violence -- particularly the targeting of women – we are still debating whether
that change was for the better.
Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho", shot in 4 weeks for $800,000 and released
nationwide 50 years ago this month, earned few plaudits at the time.
One reviewer called it "a blot on an honorable career," while others veritably retched onto the page. Time magazine lamented "one of the messiest, most nauseating murders ever filmed. At close range, the camera watches every twitch, gurgle, convulsion, and hemorrhage. The nausea never disappears."
And Bosley Crowther of the New York Times did not intend praise
when he warned, "You had better have a pretty strong stomach."
As it turned out, millions did; they
paid no attention to the bad reviews. They were probably lured less by
Hitchcock's artistry than by their desire to defy cultural norms and experience
something new and naughty.
Nobody had ever died on screen the way Janet Leigh's character did. Granted,
Marion
Crane was a tad on the bad side -- having stolen $40,000 from a lecherous oilman
and fleeing town with her secret -- but she was really just a nice girl
desperate to get married. And once Marion owned up to her larceny, she resolved
to return home and put things right ("I stepped into a private trap back
there").
But first she had to take a shower, to cleanse her sins. As Leigh later
recalled, "It was as if she were stepping into the baptismal waters. She was
like a virgin again, tranquil, at peace."
This occurred 47 minutes into the movie, plenty of time for the usual third-act
redemption. What happened next is no mystery today, but nobody in 1960 had a
clue what was coming.
The film project had been wreathed in
secrecy -- even on the set, the clapboard carried a fake title, Wimpy – and the
actors did no publicity because Hitchcock feared they would reveal the plot.
Among the clueless was Peter Bogdanovich. The film scholar-director was a young
guy at the time, and he wangled a pass to a Psycho screening. He recently told a
London newspaper:
"Everyone thought that it was a movie about a woman who stole some money. And
then came the shower scene. I've never heard such screaming -- sustained
screaming -- from an audience. You could not hear the soundtrack. It was
unprecedented, and it really was the first time that going to the movies was not
a safe experience. I came out of the theatre feeling as though I had been
raped."
A nice girl was not safe in her own shower. A filmgoer was not safe in his or
her seat, the rules of narrative having been shattered.
In his shower scene -- which required
more than 70 camera setups, a full week of filming, chocolate sauce in lieu of
blood, the illusion of a knife piercing flesh, and composer Bernard Hermann's
shrieking strings -- Hitchcock breached the accepted Hollywood catechisms by
killing off the ostensibly main character, and daring the audience to shift its
allegiance to Norman Bates, a twitchy amateur taxidermist with serious mother
issues.
And what followed the murder was more subversive yet. Norman cleaned up for his
"mother" in full view of a toilet (Psycho was also the first film to show a
flushing toilet), after which he loaded the body into a car and dumped it in a
swamp. But, for a long moment, the car would not sink.
Norman, looking alarmed, stopped munching his candy corn, and then a weird
thing happened. The audience, then and now, rooted for the car to sink, for
Norman to bury his secret. We became complicit -- as Hitchcock had intended. The
car finally
sank, and we were strangely relieved.
Hitchcock had always been obsessed with sin. As a Catholic schoolboy in Britain,
he came to believe that most people were trapped by their immoral temptations.
One biographer unearthed a sermon that Hitchcock heard at age 11. The key
passage:
"Even men and women who are well
instructed do not always succeed in exercising a true dread of sin. So long as
we take the [worldly] view of vice, we imperil our own souls."
Similarly, in Psycho, Norman tells Marion: "We're all in our private traps,
clamped in them. And none of us can ever get out. We all go a little mad
sometimes. Haven't you?"
That line was really aimed at the audience. Starting with scene one, Psycho
invited us to commit the sin of voyeurism; the camera peeks through a hotel
window and finds an illicit post-coital couple.
Later, Norman removes a wall painting, puts his eye to the hole, and together we watch Marion disrobe in the next room.
As film scholar David Thomson has
written, Hitchcock was successfully coaxing us to be naughty: "You feel for
Marion, but you want to possess her, too. You want to do something to her."
Of course, in the half-century since Psycho, such sadistic cinematic thrills
have become commonplace. Film directors inspired by Hitchcock's audacity have
sought to top him, or steal from him, ever since. But the legacy is mixed.
Scholars have argued that Hitchcock in the late '50s was angry at women --
having been professionally spurned by Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, and Vera
Miles - and that the shower scene, though lifted from a novel, was his purest
expression of that anger.
He succeeded so well -- reaping more than $20 million from the movie -- that
cinematic violence against women became a template for minting money. Psycho
begat the frequent murders of nubile coeds in today's slasher flicks. In
Thomson's words, "In terms of the cruelties we no longer notice, we are a
different species."
But let's give "Hitch" the last word.
Around the time he was filming the death that changed cinema, he confessed to a
screenwriter that his sole purpose and joy was to be the maestro of emotions.
After a few martinis, he said:
"The audience is like a giant organ that you and I are playing. We play this note on them and get that reaction, and then we play that chord, and they react that way.
"And some day we won't even have to make a movie -- there'll be electrodes
implanted in their brains, and we'll just press different buttons, and we'll
frighten them and make them laugh. Won't that be wonderful?"
A Movie "First"
Angelina Jolie Steps Into a Spy's Role Originally Written for Tom Cruise (a Man) in "Salt"
(Ed's Note: This article first appeared in the Los Angeles Times.)
"Salt" director Phillip Noyce knew he had some serious dedication on his
hands when he showed Angelina Jolie the facade of the apartment building that
her character
climbs in one scene, Spider-Man style, 11 stories above the ground.
"We walked up to the building and I told her, 'So, the double will do it and
you'll be back in the studio.' And she said, 'No, I want to do it myself,' "
Noyce recalls. "I said sure because I didn't think there was any way it would
pass muster with the insurance company anyway. And three weeks later, we were
shooting it. With Angelina."
If Angelina Jolie is sui generis --
the world's only Oscar-winner who can also sell baby photos for millions, among
other traits -- Sony's "Salt" marks a new chapter in her already unconventional
book.
Not only does the actress play the lone lead in a big-budget summer action movie, but she was deemed a suitable replacement for Tom Cruise, the man who once wore the crown of the world's biggest action star and who was originally cast as the film's title character.
Instead of Edwin A. Salt, superspy and father, as the initial script had it,
filmgoers on Friday will be introduced to Evelyn Salt, superspy (without
children).
The film concerns well-reputed CIA
agent Salt who is accused of being a Russian sleeper spy. Early on, she goes on
the run -- a violent spree that alternately assures her innocence and supports
her accusers -- that pretty much doesn't let up until the final credits.
The compact, high-octane film harks back to such twisty Cold War thrillers as
"No Way Out" -- who works for the Russians and who for the Americans? -- but
with the pacing and shoot-em-up abandon of a present-day action picture.
Much of what we see, however, is a significant departure from the original plan.
In July 2008, Cruise, weighing his next career move, decided not to make the
movie. Sony executives, producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura and Noyce gathered for
an emergency meeting on how to save their big summer film. Noyce credits Sony
Pictures chief Amy Pascal for suggesting Jolie, who at that time was helping
carry the action movie "Wanted."
A debate broke out, but soon they all
agreed to take a flier on the actress -- she was interested and had the chops --
and audiences just might buy it.
"When you look at it from a dispassionate business point of view, it's a better
way to do the genre," Di Bonaventura says, explaining the decision. "With
'Mission [Impossible]' and Bourne and Bond, you're going to be the fourth spy
guy. We thought, 'Let's be the first spy girl.' "
Screenwriter Kurt Wimmer ripped up his original script, which he had spent years
writing and shopping around, to make sure it fit snugly with a female character.
Gone was the man with the endangered wife and child, in was the next MacGyver
and Jason Bourne, a resourceful, fleet-footed killing machine in a pencil skirt
(and, at one point, in drag as a male military officer).
Jolie does things such as remove her
underwear and high heels to dig out of a tough spot in a way that's played
seriously; there's no "Charlie's Angels" camp here.
The filmmakers also reconfigured the entire arc of the movie. Cruise's Salt was
supposed to rescue his wife and child. Jolie's Salt is married but the
filmmakers worried a mother character could read too gentle, so they made her
childless and turned her into more of a vigilante with a less clear-cut heroic
mission.
In one sense, it's a testament to Jolie's acting skills that, watching the film,
you'd hardly guess this was a role that was designed for -- and usually played
by -- a man. But those looking to claim a glass ceiling has been broken may be
jumping the gun; unlike their television counterparts, who have repeatedly cast
female action leads, several film producers privately say they still wouldn't
feel comfortable casting any other actress as an action lead.
Jolie hasn't appeared hugely eager to talk about the switch. She told the
Los Angeles Times at the film's Hollywood premiere (the
only time she spoke to the newspaper about the film) only that she thought the
movie became "harder and darker" as it went from Edwin to Evelyn.
But even as Jolie tried to downplay
the issue, it certainly hovered over Hollywood and, perhaps, the production. At
the premiere, costar Liev Schreiber had a joke at the ready, saying that he was
supposed to play Salt but decided to switch parts with her at the last moment.
The idea of a woman in a spy lead isn't entirely new -- film scholars cited
parts going back to Marlene Dietrich's turn in 1931's "Dishonored" -- but the
heavy action
does mark a watershed moment for a different reason.
"You do see occasional female characters in these roles, but they usually use
rather old-fashioned feminine ways, by seducing or being clever," says film
historian David Thomson. "What's new is the physicality, the willingness of
Angelina to engage in the action herself."
In an era of CGI, many actors see
doing their own stunts as a way of proving their acting chops and combating the
perception that much of what they do involves gestures in front of a green
screen.
Noyce, however, says that it wasn't the more straightforward explanation of
adrenaline or even authenticity that drove Jolie, who again worked with her
trusted stunt-coordinator Simon Crane.
"I'm from a small Australian town and when I was a child, the traveling show
would come through. And it would be filled with performers who just liked
entertaining," Noyce says. "Angie is the same way. The blood that runs in her
veins is to connect with people, to entertain the audience."
It was a goal, producers say, that
dovetailed with, and even surpassed, their desire to ratchet up the film's
impact.
"We wanted to go for it in the most hard-edged way, partly because we wanted
to make sure no one would say we pulled a punch because we had a female lead,
but partly because of her," di Bonaventura says. "When she takes out someone, it
feels hard. You feel the metal against the bone."
A Legendary Series Ends
"Law & Order" Airs for 20 Years - Ties "Gunsmoke" as the Longest-Running Drama in Prime-Time Television History
(Ed's Note: This guest article by Gigi Anders focuses on the long-running series Law and Order.)
By Gigi Anders
Do you remember the first "Law & Order?" Of course you don't. It
aired 20 years ago, on Sept. 13, 1990. Titled "Prescription for Death," the
NBC pilot episode was -- in a way that seemed so fresh back then,
when the first George Bush was president -- ripped from the headlines.
It was about a New York City hospital that tried to cover up an alcoholic E.R. physician's negligence that resulted in a young female patient's death. The story was based on the true-life case of Libby Zion.
The cops-and-courts drama was
compelling and impressive, its self-assured storytelling taut and socially aware.
Law & Order and its predominantly male, yet diverse, characters were
altogether grown-up and serious. So was the soon-to-be parodied, arresting
musical double-gavel pounding emphatically at the start.
Law & Order Starred Mr. Big, er, Chris Noth as Detective
Mike Logan; George Dzundza as Sergeant Max Greevey; as Captain Donald
Cragen, Dann Florek (who'd pop up 9 years later and remain captain on
sister-show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit); Michael
Moriarty as Executive A.D.A. Ben Stone; Richard Brooks as A.D.A. Paul
Robinette; Steven Hill as D.A. Adam Schiff; John Spencer (who'd
pop up 9 years later on The West Wing) as the dead
girl's grieving father, and Ron Rifkin (an Alias and, like
Chris Noth, later on Sex and the City) as defense attorney Phillip
Nevins (what a roster!).
On the night of March 4, 1984, Libby Zion, the 18-year-old Bennington freshman
with a history of depression was admitted to New York Hospital for a high fever
and seizures. The two first- and second-year residents treating her gave her an
opiate to stop her shaking, but Libby only became more agitated. She was tied up
and sedated.
One resident left to get some
sleep, and the other went on to cover her 40 other patients. Libby calmed down.
But by 6 the next morning, her temperature was 107 degrees and she soon died of
a cardiac arrest.
Libby's father was Sidney Zion, a powerful lawyer and former New York
Times reporter, who turned his daughter's death into a personal crusade.
By 2003, the ultimate legacies of the Zion case were medical residents'
work-hour limits and more on-site supervision by senior physicians, as mandated
by the Accreditation Council for Graduate Medical Education.
By dramatizing that and 455 more
flawed and criminal human stories – including the finale, "Rubber Room" --
Law & Order creator and executive producer Dick Wolf gave us a powerful,
smart, one-hour police-procedural shorthand reflecting our times and culture.
When NBC cancelled the show, it tied Gunsmoke as
the longest-running drama in prime-time television history. On the following
Wednesday at 4:30 p.m. 22,321 people said they "like" the "Save Law & Order!"
Facebook page. Wolf is still seeking out "other offers" in hopes of placing the
series elsewhere.
After writing for Hill Street Blues and Miami Vice,
Wolf was in the right place at the right time with Law & Order.
The year 1990 was very good for sensational, adaptable news stories that
inspired him and his writers.
Look at the feast of events he wove into his show: Imelda Marcos went
on trial for embezzlement, racketeering, and bribery. Washington, DC, Mayor
Marion Barry was arrested for drug possession in an FBI sting.
Eighty-seven people burned to death in Happy Land, a Bronx nightclub that was
deliberately set on fire. Gambino mob boss John Gotti was
arrested. Ultra-orthodox Rabbi Meir Kahane was shot dead in a
Manhattan Marriott.
Chris Noth and Law & Order had
a fixed formula – detectives investigate crimes, district attorneys,
prosecutors, and courts try to convict the guilty -- but it explored social
issues experimentally and innovatively on location in New York City while
linking them to the justice system.
And by focusing on narratives rather than on individual characters and their
personal lives -- excepting Lt. Anita Van Buren's cancer scare this season as
well as some allusions in seasons past to Detective Lennie Briscoe's former
alcoholism and his daughter's heroin overdose – the ensemble cast in the show's
style became emotionally neutral. They could be changed or replaced with ease.
According to Robert Thompson, a professor of TV and popular culture at Syracuse,
having casting turnovers kept the characters and the show from wearing out.
"Essentially, Law and Order
was constantly renovated," he says. "The characters were distinct. You could
tell them apart. Then that distinction was extended to personality for chemistry
and conflict. There's the Chris Noth Law & Order, the Jerry Orbach Law
& Order, the Jeremy Sisto Law & Order. Most of the actors are
theatrically trained and local, so they gave the show a different feel, a higher
and more intriguing quality of acting than you normally see on TV."
They were also, um, older.
Thompson agrees. "A lot of Law & Order's cast and fan base were AARP card
carriers or close to it. It's refreshing to see mature, talented people like
S. Epatha Merkerson, Dianne Wiest, and Fred Thompson."
Indeed, Law & Order was nothing if not an old-fashioned, old school, no
nonsense, self-contained show. Its straightforward, just-the-facts-ma'am
simplicity is partly what made it so satisfying and successful -- crimes and
trials get resolved neatly in one-hour installments -- as well as what led to
its demise.
Rita Kempley, a former
Washington Post movie critic, thinks nobody believes in heroes
anymore, unless they're tarnished.
"What about the title Law & Order?," Kempley says. "What could be more
reassuring than law and order, not just the TV show, but the state of same in
and of itself? But we're living in a different ethical environment today.
"Americans' sense of security was way walloped by 9/11, but Law & Order
outlasted even that disaster because it bolstered the illusion that we were all
safe as long as Sam Waterston was on the case, with his sagacity and
bushy eyebrows and knowledge of the law. I'm not sure we're buying it."
NBC, however, is buying it but
on the Left Coast. New York's loss is California's gain. The network just
ordered a new drama, Law & Order: Los Angeles. The shallow
sheen and sunniness of L.A. will be a shocking contrast to the familiar grit and
grunge of the Mother Ship. All you have to do is hear Detective Lennie Briscoe (Jerry
Orbach) toss off a signature
one-liner:
"New Hampshire. I spent a year there one weekend."
"Love: A devastating disease instantly cured by marriage."
"Even though you are a taxpayer, you know, we don't actually work for you
personally."
Whether LO:LA works is
immaterial to die-hard Law & Order fans because their show is as uniquely
New York as Sex and the City. Lovers can always console themselves with
watching endless reruns and its two spin-offs, Law & Order: SVU
and Law & Order: Criminal Intent,
until the Second Coming.
And despite their ardor and sense of loss, they and the ratings numbers had
been dwindling significantly in the last few years. It's like Detective Ed
Green (Jesse L. Martin) once told a suspect, "If you're going to lie, be
creative or we'll get bored."
Maybe we did get bored. But it took us 20 years to get there.
The Movie Industry:
Bullock Makes Box Office History With Her Lead Role in "The Blind Side"
(Ed's Note: The following story was picked up online at Variety, which reports the financial side of the entertainment business and a whole lot more.)
Sandra Bullock rang in the new year making box office history.
Some time over the weekend, Bullock starrer "The Blind Side" became the
first pic in history driven solely by a top female star to jump the $200 million
mark at the domestic box office.
To be precise, the film finished the
frame with a cume of $208.5 million in its 7th week in release. Over the
weekend, it rose a remarkable 10% over the previous week, and it's still got
plenty of life left, according to Warner Bros. prexy of domestic distribution
Dan Fellman.
"Blind Side" was fully financed and produced by Alcon Entertainment. The
project was brought in by Molly Smith, daughter of Alcon backer Fred Smith,
founder of FedEx.
It's hard to believe, but none of the previous films in which Bullock had top
solo billing had reached $200 million, nor have any of the solo starring efforts
of the likes of Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep, Angelina Jolie or Reese
Witherspoon. But indeed, none had, according to Fellman and other box office
observers.
Roberts' "Erin Brockovich"—the film most often compared with "Blind
Side"—grossed $125.6 million domestically. Streep's "The Devil Wears
Prada" fashioned $124.7 million at the domestic box office.
The only femme-driven film that
jumped $200 million domestically was romantic comedy "My Big Fat Greek
Wedding," the 2002 indie (independent film) hit starring then-unknown Nia
Vardalos and "Northern Exposure" star John Corbett, which earned $241.1
million domestically.
Bullock's accomplishment is part of a gender revolution at the domestic box
office. Until recent hits like the "Twilight" pics and "Sex and the
City," Hollywood studios thought only fanboys could generate big grosses,
not femmes. (At the same time, it's not lost on distribs that the top-grossing
film of all time, James Cameron's "Titanic," was probably fueled by women
who saw the movie numerous times.)
Some femme-driven films have found more love overseas. Musical
"Mamma Mia!," with a cast led by Streep, grossed $144.1 million
domestically and a massive $465.7 million overseas. (Pic is Streep's top grosser
at the domestic box office).
Romantic comedies have long been a
studio staple domestically, but even the more successful ones usually generate
grosses in the $100 million-$130 million range.
Roberts' "Pretty Woman" scored a bit higher, with an estimated $178.4
million domestically.
Bullock had an exceptionally successful year—except for the little-seen "All
About Steve"—with another box office hit in "The Proposal."
Bullock starred opposite Ryan Reynolds in the romantic comedy, which grossed
$164 million domestically.
"And we're not even done. I think 'Blind Side' has another $30 million
left," Fellman said.
In all, Bullock's films have grossed north of $1.72 billion domestically. That
compares with $2.31 billion for Roberts, $1.54 billion for Streep and $1.44
billion for Jolie. Any way you look at it, it's not bad company.
Guest Article:
Some of America's Greatest Writers and Celebrities Hung Out at O'Rourke's in Chicago
(Ed's Note: This article chronicles the life and times of Roger Ebert, America's best known movie critic, when he visited O'Rourke's in Chicago and mixed with some of the great writers and personalities of our time—Studs Terkel, Mike Royko, Jimmy Breslin, Norman Mailer John Belushi, Tom Fitzpatrick, Jay Robert Nash, Charlton Heston and Cliff Robertson among others. The article originally appeared in the online edition of Granta magazine.)
By Roger Ebert
O'Rourke's was our stage, and we displayed our personas there nightly. It was a shabby street-corner tavern on a dicey stretch of North Avenue, a block after Chicago's Old Town stopped being a tourist haven. In its early days it was heated by a wood-burning pot-bellied stove, and ice formed on the insides of the windows.
One night a kid from the street barged in, whacked a customer
in the front booth with a baseball bat, and ran out again. When a roomer who
lived upstairs died, his body was discovered when maggots started to drop
through the ceiling. A man nobody knew was shot dead one night out in back. From
the day it opened on December 30, 1966 until the day I stopped drinking in 1979,
I drank there more or less every night when I was in town. So did a lot of
people.
Neil Steinberg, a younger
columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times, invited me out to lunch one day to complain
that he had missed out on all the fun. He had heard that the Front Page era in
Chicago had a rebirth in the 1970s, centering around O'Rourke's Pub and the two
other nightly stops in the "Bermuda Triangle," Riccardo's and the Old Town Ale
House.
The triangle got its name, it was said, because newspaper
reporters crashed there and were never seen again. Riccardo's, equidistant from
the four daily newspapers, was for after work. The Ale House had a late-night
license and was for after O'Rourke's. Few lasted through the whole ten hours.
People would ride a while and jump off.
The regulars mostly knew one another. There were maybe a hundred members of the
"O'Rourke's Crowd," perhaps fifty or sixty of them lasting the whole duration at
that address and many following the bar when it moved to Halsted Street, across
from the Steppenwolf Theater. It was driven west by rising real estate prices,
the victim of the urbanization it represented.
Jay Kovar,
the manager from day one, the co-owner
in later years, received a loan from the actor Brian Dennehy
to finance the move. Actors had
always been part of the mix, many of them from the nearby Second City. And folk
singers from the Earl of Old Town. John Belushi, John Prine,
Steve Goodman.
Steinberg said he'd heard that on a good night you might see Mike Royko,
Studs Terkel and Nelson Algren there all at the same time. Yes,
you might, but it was not always a good night. Nelson had an unrequited crush on
Jeanette Sullivan, the Japanese-American co-owner, and was pleasant
enough but didn't come primarily to hang out with the crowd. During a
disagreement with Tom Fitzpatrick, the Pulitzer- winning columnist, he
and Fitz pelted each other with shot glasses.
Royko appeared one night after midnight, being supported by two volunteers, his
trench coat a shambles. He was scheduled to appear the following morning on the
Phil Donahue Show. I made it a point to watch. To my amazement, he was
lucid and didn't seem hung over.
Few of the regulars often seemed hung
over, although many must have been on some mornings. Michaela
"Mike" Tuohy, accounted for that
by the practice of "recovery drinking," which you did until your act was
together enough to be taken onstage at O'Rourke's. As a general rule, most of
the people in the bar were having a good time. There was a lot of laughter.
Groups formed and shifted.
O'Rourke's stars like Jay Robert Nash, the prolific crime writer,
commanded an audience. He said he had interviewed John Dillinger at his Arizona
retirement home in the early 1970s, and told us about it. "He's an old man now,
with a shuffling step, and when you see him through the screen-door, you can
tell from the bulge in his bathrobe that he's got a gat in the pocket."
Someone would always ask him, "What did he say?" Nash would reply: "He snarled, Who are you? What do you want? I said, You know who I am, Mister Dillinger. He staggered back and shouted: Jay Robert Nash?" We didn't believe Nash was serious, but he never, ever, admitted he was not. You heard a lot of stories in O'Rourke's.
Nash was small and
compact, a Cagney type. The bar's Sydney Greenstreet was
Alcibiades "Al the Greek" Oikonomides,
a mountainous man standing well over
six feet and weighing perhaps 300 pounds, with a forehead so high it was said it
required its own zip code. With this forehead he would head-butt friends as a
gesture of solidarity, chanting, "To the ten thousand years we will drink
together."
Years prior to his present position as a professor of antiquities at Loyola
University, he said, he had been an aide-de-camp for Haile Selassie in the
Ethiopian-Somalian border wars, and had a much-creased photograph of himself in
uniform, standing next to a horse, to prove it.
He was a member of an ancient Greco-Venetian trading family
that still owned a palazzo on the Grand Canal, he told us, and also was partner
in a book shop on Shaftesbury Avenue. About Selassie I was not sure, but I met
the cousin in the palazzo
and stood under a Tiepolo ceiling, and when he took me to the book shop his name
was on the door.
What brought Al the Greek night after
night to this obscure corner of Chicago? O'Rourke's was not boring, and embraced
eccentricity. Ordinary yuppies, those who frequented the bars on Rush Street and
in Old Town, did not blend in. For one thing, they were unimpressed by the
booths and tables, knocked together from plywood, shellacked, caked by years of
smoke and sweat; for years the bar had no more air conditioning than central
heating. O'Rourke's was the ultimate singles bar, it was said: You went there
with a date, and came home alone.
Cabaret could break out at any moment. Bag-pipers drank free. Everybody knew the
words to all of the songs on the juke box, some of which had been on the machine
since it was new. When Jerry Lewis would sing "Come Rain or Come Shine," it was
not unknown for a customer to climb up on the bar and sing along.
The songs of the Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem played again
and again, and customers would sing with them: And always remember the longer
you live, the sooner you bloody well die. Press agents would bring visiting
movie stars to view the local colour, and they were good sports, Charlton
Heston one night autographing Natalie Nudlemann's bra while she was wearing
it.
Not long after he won the Academy
Award, Cliff Robertson
flew his private plane down from
Milwaukee for an unannounced visit, and found himself in the back of a red
Sun-Times delivery truck on his way to the after-hours hangout Oxford's Pub,
in company including Al the Greek, a bag piper, and Jake the Dominatrix,
who was flogging a new friend with a
belt.
Most evenings, of course, it was not like that. When Chicago still had four
dailies (the Sun-Times, the Tribune, the Daily News, and
Chicago's American, later renamed Chicago Today) it was as
competitive as any newspaper town in America, and many of the reporters and
photographers knew one another. Trucks would deliver bundles of the early
editions for us to pore over. The day's Royko column might be read aloud.
Editors were libelled and publishers despised.
Jay Robert Nash told us that gangsters learned how to speak by listening to the dialogue in Ben Hecht's crime movies. Some of us borrowed our personas from Hecht and MacArthur's The Front Page. In a way, I did. I arrived at the Sun-Times from downstate Urbana, a green kid, intimidated by legendary reporters.
On the first Friday
night I was taken to Riccardo's, I had a couple of beers and was delighted by
the wise-guy patter that surrounded me. I tried to talk that way, even though I
was a doctoral candidate in English at the University of Chicago before dropping
out to go full-time with the Sun-Times.
Many of us at O'Rourke's became fake Irishmen, swayed by the Clancy Brothers and
the big blown-up photographs of Behan, O'Casey, Shaw and Joyce. I was
one-quarter Irish, but submerged the other three-quarters and assured people,
"your blood's worth bottling." Fundraisers allegedly from the IRA would visit
and we would naively give five bucks to the cause, probably not funding any
terrorism because they were con artists preying on boozing Irish wannabes.
Above all we drank. It is not advisable, perhaps not possible, to spend very
many evenings in a place like O'Rourke's while drinking Cokes and club soda.
Sometimes I attempted to cut back, by adopting drinks whose taste I hated (fernet
branca) or those with low alcohol content (white wine and soda).
Night after night I
found these substitutes relaxed me enough to switch to scotch and soda. For a
time I experimented with vodka and tonic. I asked Jay Kovar what he know about
vodka as a drink. He told me: "Sooner or later, all the heavy hitters get to
vodka."
I studied Jay as he worked behind the bar, trying to figure out how he did it. A
handsome, compact man, fit, looking a little like Jason Patric, he steadily
drank half shots of whiskey and smoked Pall Malls. I never saw him clearly
appear to be drunk. Indeed I saw relatively few of the regulars when they were
drunk, although that could happen after hours at the Ale House. Some people,
like Al the Greek, could drink terrifying mixtures of drinks to little apparent
effect. Others were simply reasonable drinkers, but steady.
Hank Oettinger, the most-published letter-to-the-editor writer in
Chicago, would turn up night after night with his pockets stuffed with letters
that either had just been published or were about to be published. These he
would read to us.
Hank was a retired linotype operator, then in his seventies, a fervent leftist, a regular at every protest march, a confidant of Dick Gregory's. His black hair slicked back over his big German-American head, he always wore a jacket and tie and ordered a beer. One beer. He had been making his rounds, sometimes composing his letters on a bar, since mid-day stops in the Loop. But only sipping beer. Making his way nightly through the mean streets.
A few of the regulars, I suspect, had little identity other
than the one conferred by O'Rourke's. John the Garbage Man was a regular,
displaying his sculptures made from objects discovered in the garbage. He would
take discarded silverware and melt it down into jewellery that looked like blobs
of melted silverware. These were sold to be worn around the neck.
I bought a chess set from him, but it was not a success because the pieces
looked interchangeable. These I tried to use only once, while playing in an
O'Rourke's chess tournament that sprang up during the Bobby Fischer fever in
Iceland. The winner, who played chess for money at the North Avenue beach chess
pavilion, was Andre, a stringy hippie, tie-dyed and pony-tailed, who explained
he had been the armourer of the Luxembourg Army before fleeing to America as a
political refugee.
We regulars knew each other. We dated
each other. We slept with each other. We went to Greek Town together, with Al
presiding at the head of a long table. We met on Saturday mornings at Oxford's
for "recovery drunch," spelled with a d. Tom Butkovich
would pull up behind O'Rourke's in
his old Volvo station wagon and unload the equipment to barbeque a lamb.
His mother, from the far Southwest Side, would bring in
covered dishes of macaroni and
cheese and potato salad, while his stepdad, a steel worker, would dance with his
T-shirt pulled above his belly, singing It must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake
like that. We went to each other's marriages and funerals, and observed holidays
together. We took a collection for bail money, or helped the Jim and Mike Tuohy
family to move, which they did frequently, Mike once complaining that volunteers
had failed to move her kitchen garbage.
The 1968 Days of Rage demonstrations
passed nearby, and Jimmy Breslin
and Norman Mailer
came in. We watched the moon landing
and the protests after Martin Luther King was killed. We sang, laughed and
cried. We rehearsed the same stories over and over. I said we knew each other.
We knew who we said we were, who we wanted to appear to be, and who O'Rourke's
thought we were, and that was knowing each other well enough.
Now Studs Terkel, Mike Royko and Nelson Algren are dead, and so are John Belushi,
Steve Goodman, Tom Fitzpatrick, Mike Touhy, Hank Oettinger, Al the Greek and
John the Garbageman. Jay Kovar walks his dogs. I'm telling you, Steinberg, you
had to be there.
(Ed's Note: Some of the word spellings used by Roger Ebert in this article favor the British spelling and were done on purpose. I am not about to edit anything Roger Ebert writes.)
The Most Influential Women in Media in the United States
(Ed's Note: The following article was cut and pasted from the WMC Newsbrief for 7-16-09, and provides a very interesting look at who among women top the media's chart of influence makers.)
Oprah Winfrey may have been bumped to No. 2 on the Forbes
Celebrity 100 list but in media, she reigns supreme. Thanks to her loyal talk
show audience, social media followers and, most of all, her remarkable earning
power, Winfrey tops ForbesWoman's first Most Influential Women in
Media list.
While ratings have slipped over the years, Winfrey's syndicated chat fest is
still considered the most important show to promote a person, book, product or
idea. The "Oprah effect," could even be said to have helped Barack Obama get to
the White House; it certainly didn't hurt.
The list of others
who owe their careers to Winfrey--Dr. Mehmet Oz, Rachael Ray, Dr. Phil, Marianne
Williamson, Gayle King and Nate Berkus to name a few--is a long and impressive
one. Winfrey also helms a Sirius XM satellite radio show, a successful magazine
and a cable network.
Winfrey pocketed $275 million last year, far more than any other woman on the
list. Ellen DeGeneres comes in a distant second in earnings with $35 million;
Tyra Banks third with $30 million.
But earning power alone does not determine who's on the list or her position.
The Most Influential Women in Media were ranked in four categories determining
their influence: audience, press mentions, earnings and social media outreach
(followers on Twitter and friends on Facebook).
After Winfrey, the top five is
rounded out by Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters, Ellen DeGeneres and Tyra Banks.
Sawyer, after almost four decades in front of the camera, is more influential
than ever. Sawyer reaches a daily audience with her gig as co-host of Good
Morning, America, but her prime-time specials are what routinely attract over 10
million viewers and keep her at the seat of power: On ABC's Primetime she
interviewed President Obama extensively on his health care plan, from the White
House.
Walters' influence comes in much the same form as Sawyer's. While The View
reaches a comparatively small morning audience, her specials--including Most
Fascinating People of 2008, Patrick Swayze: The Truth and Barack and Michelle
Obama--and her 2009 Oscar special each attracted tens of millions of viewers.
Ellen DeGeneres' talk show audience
is half that of Oprah's. However, her earnings and enormous social media
following (more than anyone on the list) pushed her to No. 4. Tyra Banks has the
advantage of two hit TV shows: her girl-talk chat show and America's Next Top
Model, which continues to get pretty ratings for the CW Network. Banks, like all
of those in the top five, has leveraged social media and has a large online
following.
Among the surprises on the list: Blogger Heather B. Armstrong (No. 26), whose
earnings were small compared with the others on the list but whose enormous
social media presence (behind only Ellen, Oprah, Rachael Ray and Rachel Maddow)
pushed her above more well-known names like Maria Bartiromo and Soledad O'Brien.
Conversely, NBC's Andrea Mitchell's (No. 30) lack of social networking counted
against her.
The Most Influential Women in Media is based on money, fame, audience and power. Money is determined by an estimation of earnings from approximately July 2008 to July 2009. Audience is determined by average Nielsen Media Research numbers for television ratings and net traffic for the past 12 months. Fame and influence is determined by overall mentions on Factiva and by social media outreach, or the amount of followers on Twitter and friends on Facebook.
Forbes Magazine Identifies the 15 Top-Earning Actresses During the Past 12 Months
So who do you think was the top-earning actress the past 12 months? Forbes magazine writers did some research and think they know; they want to share the results with you. Here are the top 15:
1. Angelina Jolie
Aniston proved she is worth the $25 million she earned in the past year with the big success of "Marley and Me".
3. Meryl Streep
Thanks to the success of the "Sex and the City" film, Sarah Jessica Parker now has new twin daughters and $23 million to spend on them.
5. Cameron Diaz
"My Sister's Keeper" kept pulling in the dollars: $20 million to be exact.
6 (tie). Sandra Bullock
"The Proposal" star Bullock proved she could carry a movie to success –and earn her $15 million payday.
6 (tie). Reese Witherspoon
Triple threat Barrymore (actress, producer, director) made $12 million.
10. Renee Zellweger
"The Devil Wears Prada" star tied Berry for 12th place with a respectable $7 million.
12 (tie). Halle Berry
Halle Berry earned $7 million in the past year.
14. Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson is healthy, and earned a healthy $5.5 million.
15. Kate Winslet
Academy Award winner Kate Winslet pulled in $2 million from June 2008 to June 2009.
A Quiz for People Who Simply Know Everything There Is to Know
(Ed's Note: This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick
questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. If you must cheat,
the answers are at the bottom of the Famous Quotes page link.)
2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving
backward?
3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several
growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the
only two perennial vegetables?
4) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the
bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been
cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6) Only 3 words in Standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all
common words. Name 2 of them.
7) There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least 7 of
them?
8) Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9) Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the
letter 'S.'
Answers (if you must) to the Quiz:
1) The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know
the score or the leader until the contest ends is boxing.
2) The North American landmark constantly moving backward is Niagara Falls The
rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of
gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
3) The only 2 vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several
growing seasons are asparagus and rhubarb.
4) The fruit with its seeds on the outside is the strawberry.
5) How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle.
(The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in
place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season.
When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
6) The 3 English words beginning with dw . Dwarf, dwell and dwindle.
7) The 14 punctuation marks in English grammar are the period, comma, colon,
semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation
marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
8) The only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed,
cooked, or in any other form but fresh, is lettuce.
9) The 6 or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 's' are shoes,
socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings and
stilts.
June 16, 2008
Social Commentary:
Reminiscing About 30 Years Ago and
How "The King" Changed My Generation
Copyright © 2008 Ed Bagley
Last Saturday night my 2-year-old granddaughter Kira came for an overnight
visit. A few minutes after she arrived, a call came for my assistance as Kira
was about to rip the front page of a newspaper posted on the wall in one of our
guest rooms.
My quick response averted any damage to the newspaper, dated Aug. 25, 1977, and
featuring a column I had written 30 years ago titled, "How 'The King' Changed My
Generation". It set me to thinking about how, looking back, 30 years seems to
pass by so quickly when you are on the other side of the 30.
I am posting that column today on my web site on the Internet, something that
did not exist 30 years ago. I am doing this for those of you who were here in
August 1977 and remember the untimely passing of The King, and also to honor his
memory and influence on those of us who remember:
How "The King" Changed My
Generation
by Ed Bagley
A generation of "war babies" who shunned heroes they could not understand and
damned an establishment that provided for them as never before grew up a little
Tuesday (8-16-77) when Elvis Presley—their King of Rock—died.
This writer, age 33, was one of those war babies.
Growing up, we found heroes in storybooks, not in our lives; and, not wanting
for much, we cared for little. We were a restless generation, seeking excitement
and challenge that we were told would come but never arrived. Things were not
right because we were not part of the manners, mores or music of the time. We
wanted to bust, and we did.
It was up to an uneducated product of white trash from the Deep South to deliver
us, and Elvis Presley did. He represented a departure from the norm of
everything and adults became inflamed.
The King created rock and our
generation rolled on cue, embracing a beat that was all wrong, a volume that was
too loud, and a gyration and suggestiveness that was obscene. We loved it. We
liked everything about it—the long hair, the flashy clothes and the "now"
attitude.
It seems odd that Presley, who started out poor, uneducated and unknown, died
Tuesday a very rich hero of the establishment we sought to elude by being
different. That is part of growing up.
I did not shed any tears Tuesday and—to this day—I have never purchased an Elvis
Presley record, but I can tell you Elvis Presley had an effect on my life. When
I was in school, you could not escape the sound of Hound Dog, Heartbreak Hotel
and Blue Suede Shoes. Sideburns were everywhere (for those who could grow them).
Even my grandfather, who had plenty
of disagreements with the new generation of whipper snappers, could be seen
tapping his foot when Elvis blasted out of the radio and into his living room.
Hell, he did not even know what rock and roll was.
I am a print man in the newspaper business but I stayed up late Tuesday night to
watch NBC's special broadcast on Elvis.
You might ask, why is Presley's death important?
It is true that most of us war babies are now part of the establishment and have
families and careers to think about, but it is also true that Presley got into
our socks at a very impressionable age.
The King's death is important—and
shocking—because he is the first widely recognized figure of our generation to
leave us pre-maturely. A host of other entertainers have already passed
on—including Janis Joplin, Otis Redding, Jim Croce, Jim Morrison, Cass Elliott
and Jimmy Hendricks—but their death never affected me because they never
affected me. I was busy playing Little League baseball and hearing Elvis
Presley.
Elvis did not just affect my generation; he appealed to some members of every
generation. But for me and my generation, he was the King. Undisputed. One of a
kind. Never to return.
Underlying the importance of his death is the fact that I realized someone my
age can leave us suddenly. When you are 33 you do not think about death,
especially among members of your own generation.
When a friend in your generation dies
suddenly of a heart attack at MY age, you start thinking about a whole lot of
things that never sunk in before. Sure you are 33 and have children. But now the
thought comes to mind that someday you WILL BE grandpa—and that is a stunning
and shocking thought to absorb at age 33.
For the last few years, I have noted the deaths of Carl Sandberg, Louis
Armstrong, Dwight Eisenhower and Lyndon Johnson—all famous people in our history
but not famous among my generation. The death of Elvis has changed all of that.
I grew up a little Tuesday. Elvis is gone; only his memory lingers on.
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Movie Industry:
Understanding the Writer's Strike,
and Why You Are Watching Repeats
Copyright © 2008 Ed Bagley
(Editor's Note: I subscribe to a
number of newsletters, including one on asset protection from Trustmakers
Financial Services in New York City. John Dietz of Trustmakers put out a quality
piece on the current writer's strike, and I am publishing it here for 3 reasons:
1) I am a professional writer and interested in the plight of writer's not
getting their just due, 2) I review movies in my blog and understand that with
quality scriptwriting, good movies can become great movies, and 3) I am a
student of asset protection.)
By John Dietz, CAPP - Senior Advisor
Economics 101 – Protect Your Product
You have been told that Hollywood is losing tens of millions a day, but a deeper
look reveals the truth regarding the current writers strike in the United
States. The economy may be losing income in terms of employment; however, when
Hollywood protects their future assets, they are actually making money in the
long run.
The Hollywood writer’s strike is a perfect example of how the global economy
affects us all. Before you say, I have heard it all, yada-yada-yada or think
that it is a tough love deal for Hollywood, let us relate this dilemma to Asset
Protection. It may sound far fetched, but not really. To sum it up in one word,
it equates to “theft” due to the global economy of the Internet.
The economics of Hollywood revolve
around protection. This is the protection of Intellectual Property. Intellectual
Property is manufactured (if you will) just like widgets: piece-by-piece and
one-step at a time. But Intellectual Property has an inherent problem. Stealing
the manufacturing process of a widget is generally difficult, but to steal
intellectual property all one has to do is copy it. Now add a global
distribution outlet, the Internet, and you have a “free for all” scenario.
Back to the Basics – The Unions
Do not be confused by the following acronyms, they stand for the different areas
of media production and their unions.
Every three years the Writer’s Guild (WGA East and WGA West), unions, negotiate
a new basic agreement called the Minimum Basic Agreement. The Director’s Guild (DGA),
the International Alliance of Stagehand Employees (IATSE) and the Screen Actor’s
Guild (SAG) follow the same process.
The basis of the disagreement is over residual income, union jurisdiction over
reality TV (considered “un-written and un-authored”) and animation. For writers,
the most important subject, and most difficult to settle, is “new media.” This
is the dilemma caused by the global economics of the Internet.
Until there is a way to prevent the “theft” in Hollywood, the fight to protect
the finished products, and the resulting future wealth, will continue.
A Foundational Deal Affects Future
Deals
Up until 1988, the major Hollywood revenue came from the box office, or as you
know it, the movie theater, until along came the “home video” market.
In 1988, the Writers Guild went on strike over the home video market, which was
considered small and unknown in profit prediction. The home market was suspected
to have potential, but not to overtake the box office revenue. To make a long
story short, a formula was created under a philosophy that the box office would
remain the most profitable stream of revenue.
The Unfolding Details of the 1988
Deal (just FYI – For Your Information)
The guild accepted a formula in which a writer would receive 0.3 percent of the
first $5 million of reportable gross and 0.36 percent as residual profit after
the first $5 million. This was in terms of all of the formats of gross proceeds
of the intellectual property regardless of the box office or DVD. This home
market turned into a $4.8 billion dollar industry overcoming the $1.78 billion
dollar box office market.
What the Writers Are Asking For
What the writers are asking for equates to a four-cent raise per DVD. That
sounds small until you consider the other unions and think about the category of
“new media.” Four-cents per DVD sounds like a no-brainer, but in Hollywood it
equates to something more like forty-cents per DVD. The Writers Guild is not the
only union in town; the Director’s Guild, IATSE, and the Screen Actor’s Guild
all follow a similar formula.
With a twist: SAG's formula is three times as large as the WGA's, and the
IATSE's is four and one-half times as large. (The DGA's is the same as the WGA's.)
New media formulas for each Guild can be expected to mirror each other across
unions in the same fashion and in the new media negotiations.
At the End of Day, Forty Cents a DVD
Adds Up to Hundreds of Millions
If the writers get four-cents, the actors get twelve cents. (The actors actually
make less than the writers do overall because they have to split it among the
entire cast.) The Directors would match the four-cent increase and the
International Association of Theatrical Stage Hands would be eighteen cents per
DVD. The bottom line is that whatever the writers achieve, the multiplying
formula is a 9.5 percent loss for the studios.
In short, the writers would end up with double the take they have now, if they
get what they want.
Here’s the Lesson
Double the take sounds like a lot. Can Hollywood afford it? It seems as though
the strike is costing Hollywood economics unemployment, the lack of new material
and a plethora of bad public relations.
The domestic DVD business reported $16.8 billion in 2006. The executives in
Hollywood have learned that protection is worth fighting for even when they
cannot possibly predict accurately what will happen in the global economy of the
Internet. If Hollywood producers are right about the global affect on
intellectual property, by giving in to the writers, the publicly traded studios
and their shareholders will lose astronomical profit for decades.
Nine and a half (9.5%) percent is a
considerable profit, but at the end of the day Hollywood and the producers will
still come out, to put it bluntly, rich. After a long complicated mathematical
formula, it equates to an $876 million loss per year for the next three years
(or until the next negotiation) for the studios if the estimates are correct.
If the writers were to get their way and the networks were to split up all the
losses it would only equate to a small loss of approximately $60 million per
network.
However, what is at stake is what the studios are predicting to be a massive
media surge, like nothing ever seen before. This is the boom of the new media
market of the Internet in the global economy. The risk to the studios is
underestimating the rewards. With the Internet and new technology, this is a
definite possibility.
Hollywood Has Learned to Protect Its
Assets
One more thought regarding Asset Protection is how the networks are using this
time to “clean house” of all the shows that have not yielded their worth and the
future promises that they feel may not yield profits in the new global economy.
What is really going on is that the networks are attempting to divide and
conquer; a basic principle in Asset Protection: protecting current assets and
loses from future risks and rewards.
How Long Will It Last?
When the networks have protected their assets, divided the risks and conquered
the dilemma of protecting the rewards, they will end it. Stay tuned because now
you will understand the resolution to the writers versus Hollywood and the
Global Economy.
Do you want to bet who will come out on top? My guess is the Global Economy will
dictate.
(Editor's Note: John Dietz is a
Certified Asset Protection Planner (CAPP) and a Certified Wealth Preservation
Planner (CWPP). If you have assets or asset protection issues, Dietz can be
reached toll free at (888) 916-7070.)
July 9, 2007
Serious Drinkers
What to Know:
Which State Has the Highest
Beer Consumption Annually?
Ed Bagley's Blog:
Copyright © 2007 Ed Bagley
Apparently they do more than gamble and legally buy prostitutes in Nevada. They
also drink more beer per capita than any other state.
The Beer Institute reports than folks in Nevada consume 44.2 gallons annually,
more than one 12-ounce can per day per person. This information happened in
Nevada but did not stay in Nevada thanks to the Beer Institute.
The second highest state in
consumption? Fasten your seat belt and hold onto your chair. It was
New Hampshire at 43.1 gallons. Good grief. Whoever thought of New Hampshire as
being second at anything? What few people there are in New Hampshire must suffer
through some long, cold winter nights.
Number 3 was North Dakota (could be a lack of pro sports franchises as well as
people), 4th was Montana (very few people) and 5th was South Dakota (must have
caught the bug from North Dakota).
I live in Washington (not that Washington, the one in the Pacific Northwest) and
we come in at No. 42. California is No. 45 and I am not surprised.
Both Washington and California are
cluttered with Democrats and Secular Progressives, folks who are
worldly and sophisticated that might disdain something so common as beer
drinkers. Out here on the West Coast we favor something so much more classy,
like wine and cheese.
I personally do not drink beer or wine. I prefer Propel fitness water (4 grams
of sugar per 16.9 ounces; drinking Gatorade is like drinking soda pop, it is
loaded with unnecessary sugar in huge quantities: 59 grams of sugar per 16.9
ounces).
The state with the least consumption? Utah. Utah is the state of Mormons,
Mormons do not condone drinking the last time I checked.
Coming in second with the least beer consumption was Connecticut, with the
second highest per capita personal income nationally at $47,819. Another liberal
state that probably feeds on wine and cheese.
March 30, 2007
Television Review:
Has
"Saturday Night Live" Finally Become Saturday Night Dead?
Copyright © 2007 Ed Bagley
When I was younger I used to watch "Saturday
Night Live" faithfully because it always seemed to have enough "funny" to keep
me positive and laughing.
The list of comedians who have passed through Saturday Night Live on their way
to more fame and fortune reads like a list of who's who in comedy and is too
long to repeat here. A much shorter list would be who has never been a cast
member or guest on Saturday Night Live.
I do not think it is much of a
revelation to say that
The best humor is when we make fun of ourselves rather than others.
Everyone can relate to that kind of humor without taking sides.Humor:
Almost a Good Laugh:
Well, Excuse Me, For Trying to Get the Time of Day
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new
apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there
was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "You idiot! It's 3:15
in the morning!"
Flying With Humor:
Now Here Is a Low-Cost, South African Budget Airline That Does Not Take Itself Too Seriously
(Ed's Note: Laughter is the BEST
medicine. Never take yourself too seriously, you might become constipated and
feel really full of yourself. Learn to laugh at your silliness, learn to laugh
at the follies of others, learn to laugh at the world, and learn to laugh at
life—it simply makes everything easier and better. I would fly Kulula Airlines
in a heartbeat. And, oh yes, there really is a Kulula Airlines.)
Kulula is an airline with its headquarters in Johannesburg. Kulula Airline
attendants make an effort during the in-flight "safety lecture" and
announcements to be a bit more entertaining.
Here are some examples that have been heard or reported:
Just Find a Seat
There is no assigned seating on a Kulula flight. Passengers were having a hard time choosing a seat when a flight attendant announced:
"People, people, we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in
it!"
Darkness Hides a Lot
On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said,
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached cruising altitude and will be turning
down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of
your flight attendants."
A Warning on Landing
On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings.
If you are going to leave anything, please make sure it is something we would
like to have."
Fewer Choices to Escape
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of
this airplane."
Well, Thank You, Very Much
"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much
as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
Hold Your Horses
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport, a lone voice
came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
Notre Dame Right
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo, a flight
attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead
compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has
shifted."
You Will Get Found Out
From a Kulula employee: " Welcome aboard Kulula Flight 271 to Port Elizabeth.
To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight.
It works just like every other seat belt; and if you do not know how to operate
one, you probably should not be out in public unsupervised."
Please, Don't Scare Your Children
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the
ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have
a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with
theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your
favorite."
Our Love Never Ends
"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we will
try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves
you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."
The Floating Is On Us!
"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency
water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
Only Leave With the Important Things
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything
left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do
not leave children or spouses."
Sorry, Maybe Next Time
And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines is pleased to
announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry.
Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
Are You Kidding Me?
Heard on Kulula Flight 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town: The
flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I
know what you all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it was not the airline's
fault, it was not the pilot's fault, it was not the flight attendant's fault, it
was the asphalt."
Acknowledging the Obvious
Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town, on a particularly windy and bumpy
day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an
extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts
fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
We Got a Newbie
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We
ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
The Perfect Comeback
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship
into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first
officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a
"Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he
had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would
have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a
cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no Ma'am,"
said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we
shot down?"
Yes, She Really Said It
After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg, the attendant came on with,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the
Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once
the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the
door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
Just Remember Kulula
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks
for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go
blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of
Kulula Airways."
Good Luck, and God Speed
Heard on a Kulula flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the
smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light 'em, you can
smoke 'em."
A Shocking Ending
A plane was taking off from Durban Airport. After it reached a comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made this announcement over the intercom, "Ladies
and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293,
non-stop from Durban to Cape Town, The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we
should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
"Now sit back and relax . . . OH, MY GOODNESS!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the
intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.
While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of
hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in the back then yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of
mine!"
Be Careful About How You Describe Your Perfect Women
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and
a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says
the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40
please' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for
payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger,
fries and a coke.' The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the
waitress.
'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,'
says the man. 'Same,' says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order
and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the
table.
The waitress cannot hold back her
curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with
the exact change in your pocket every time?'
'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My
first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand
in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as
you live!'
'That's right. Whether it's a gallon
of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.
The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'
The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with
a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'
Actual Comments by Teachers on Student Report Cards in New York City's Public School System
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the
New York City public school system. All of the teachers were reprimanded (but,
boy, are these funny!).
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to
dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot (my favorite).
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Actual Police Comments Made by Officials in the Line of Duty
These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken
off actual police car videos around the country:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went
through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
8. " Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
10. "Fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
And the winner is . . .
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
Finding the Perfect Job Can Be a Real Pain in the Butt
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a
Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that
was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice
to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way
I sliced it . . . couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but
eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
have any patience.
9. Next was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard, but
just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working
for a Pool Maintenance
Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I
wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got
a job as a Historian -- until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because
it was the same old grind.
15. So, I tried retirement, and found I'm perfect for the job!
A New "Dr. Seuss" Book
I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan, I do not like this "YES WE CAN."
I do not like this spending spree, I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies, when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like it you BIG Dope.
I do not like it NOPE NOPE NOPE!
What Would You Think If Someone Followed You to School Every Day?
A mom was concerned about her second-grade son walking to school. He did not
want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had
some independence but yet know that he was safe.
So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor if she would please
follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably
would not notice her.
She said that since she was up early
with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as
well, so she agreed.
The next school day, the neighbor and her little girl set out following behind
Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor girl he knew. She did this
for the whole week.
As the two walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little friend
noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week.
Finally she said to Timmy, "Have you noticed that lady following us to school
all week? Do you know her?"
Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is." The little girl said, "Well, who is she?"
"That's just Shirley Goodnest,"
Timmy replied, "and her daughter Marcy."
"Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us?"
"Well," Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with
my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much.
"And in the Psalm, it says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the
days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!"
A bonus greeting for you today:
The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make His face to shine upon you, and be gracious unto you; the Lord lift His countenance upon you, and give you peace.
A Dog Story About "Ol' Blue" and His Clever Handler
A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Half way through the
semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They
actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to
talk!"
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000," the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in
the course."
So, his father sends the dog and
$1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The
boy calls home.
"So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe
this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how
to read!"
"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."
The money promptly arrives. But our
hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can
neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's
Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we
left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the
recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned
to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing around with that little
redhead who lives down the street?"
The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot him before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid went on to law school, and now serves in Washington, DC as a
Congressman.
"Thanks for the Memories" – Best Quotes from Bob Hope, One of the Greatest Stand-Up Comedians
Copyright © 2010 Ed Bagley
I turned 66 years old yesterday. My children and grandchildren would not have a clue who Bob Hope was if I did not tell them that Bob Hope was the greatest Stand-Up Comedian of my generation.
Hope was born in 1903 in England, and his family immigrated to the United States in 1908. He was an American comedian and actor who appeared in vaudeville, on Broadway, and in radio, television and movies. He was 100 when he died in 2003.
Hope, like Frank Sinatra, was able to change with the times and remained a headliner for 70 years.
For 5 decades he entertained our troops around the world, and especially during wartime. Hope appeared in or hosted 199 USO shows, starting in 1941 during World War II, and ending in 1991 during the Persian Gulf War.
As a comedian, Hope was the master of timing when telling a joke; there has been no one better before or after. His dead pan approach has never been duplicated, or enjoyed by so many of his fans.
One other thing about Bob Hope – you never heard a filthy word out of his mouth. He did not cuss or use off-color comments. Most of today's comedians would not have become popular in this liberated world without using the f-word and other associated cuss words in their routines.
During my 20-year career in the newspaper industry, I had the pleasure of spending some time with Bob Hope while writing a feature story on him. Among the famous and diverse people I interviewed and wrote about (including Ted Kennedy and Jose Feliciano), I put Bob Hope on the top of my list for great interviewing experiences.
Here is a sample of Bob Hope's humor. Hopefully, even the younger generations can appreciate Bob Hope at his best.
On turning 70: "You still chase women, but only downhill."
On turning 80: "That's the time of
your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing."
On turning 90: "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the
cake."
On turning 100: "I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap."
On giving up his early career in boxing: "I ruined my hands in the ring. The
referee kept stepping on them." (Hope boxed briefly under the name Packy East,
once making it to the semifinals of the Ohio novice championship.)
On never winning an Oscar:
"Welcome to the Academy Awards or -- as it's called at my home -- Passover."
On golf: "Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees."
(An avid golfer, he played his way to a 4-handicap, and counted the rich and
famous among his foursomes.)
On Presidents: "I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only 6."
On why he chose showbiz for his career: "When I was born, the doctor said to my
mother, 'Congratulations, you have an 8-pound ham'."
On receiving the Congressional Gold
Medal: "I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to
fight it."
On his family's early poverty" "Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got
cold, mother threw on another brother." (Hope was the 5th of 7 sons.)
On his 6 brothers: "That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom."
On his early failures: "I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for
the stuff the audience threw at me."
On going to heaven: "I've done
benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."
Why post this here? For this reason: Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life, and pass it on to other folks.
You Know You Are a Redneck When . . .
Yes, this is from an edition of "You know you're a redneck when . . . "
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn the grass in your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restroom's so clean?
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
(Ed's Note: Do not send me an email complaining about posting some dumb redneck jokes. I could just as easily substitute "Mississippi" or "Alabama" or "Georgia" for "redneck"; get over it, it's some jokes at the expense of rednecks. If you are a redneck and can't laugh at yourself, you really need a check up from the neck up.)
If You Think Attorneys Can Be Really Stupid in the Courtroom, Guess What? You're Right
These quotes are apparently from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you
performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Now, come on, don't you feel better after you've laughed (out loud) at the goofy
things people say in the courtroom? I laugh just thinking about some of the
above statements. Have a great day!
Here Are Some Dumb Blonde Jokes to Pass the Time of Day
Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate
when they saw the sign that said "Disneyland LEFT". They started crying, and
turned around and went home.
Florida or the Moon?
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away . . . Florida or
the moon?" The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida?"
Car Trouble
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
Speeding Ticket
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
yesterday you took away my license, and today you expect me to show it to you!"
River Walk
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another
blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other
side?"
The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river and shouts back, "You
ARE on the other side."
At the Doctor's Office
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office, and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she
pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her
scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said, "Your finger is broken."
Knitting on the Fly
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at
the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper
cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
'"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
Blonde on the Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian
and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
In a Vacuum
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the
dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a
vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and
then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Timing Is Everything
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs"!
(Ed's Note: Do not send me an email complaining about posting some dumb blonde jokes. I could just as easily substitute "brunette" or "men" for "blonde"; get over it, it's some jokes at the expense of blondes. If you are a blonde and can't laugh at yourself, you really need a check up from the neck up.)
Irish Wisdom From a Dying, 98-Year-Old Mother Superior in a Convent
In a convent in Ireland, a 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns
gathered around her bed, trying to make her last journey comfortable.
They tried giving her warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One of the nuns
took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey
that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and
poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail nun
drank a sip, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the
whole glass down to the last drop. As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it
would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.
"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before
you leave us."
She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said: "Don't sell
that cow."
He Asked for Help and She Was There
Some Women Just Instinctively Know How To Fulfill Their Husband's Most Loving Request
A 16-year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents
began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck?" He calmly told them,
"I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche
cost.
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost
me just $15." So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck
like that for $15?" they said.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name – they
just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a
Chevrolet Avalanche for $15."
"Oh my Goodness!" moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what
she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the
boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found
her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new
Chevrolet Avalanche for $15 and demanded to know why she did it.
"Well," she said,
"this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business
trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and
really doesn't intend to come back.
"He claimed he was stranded and needed cash," she continued, "and asked me to
sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.
"So I did."
The Thinking of a Liberal Progressive Mind Can Be a Toxic Experience
When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Liberal Progressives,
give them this list. They can then pick a reason.
10) I voted for a Liberal Progressive because I believe oil company profits
of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% is not obscene.
9) I voted for a Liberal Progressive because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8) I voted for a Liberal Progressive
because "Freedom of Speech" is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7) I voted for a Liberal Progressive because I am way too irresponsible to own a
gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
and thieves.
6) I voted for a Liberal Progressive because I believe that people who cannot
tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in 10 years if I do not start driving a Prius.
5) I voted for a Liberal Progressive
because I am not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through
abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
4) I voted for a Liberal Progressive because I think illegal aliens have a right
to free health care, education, and Social security benefits. After all, they
are illegal aliens, they do not contribute to the same system that we do, they
are broke and unfortunate souls, and they deserve the fruits of our labor.
3) I voted for a Liberal Progressive because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even, and give the
rest away to the government for redistribution as the liberal progressives see
fit.
2) I voted for a Liberal Progressive
because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the United States Constitution
every few months to suit some special population group who would never get their
agendas past the voters.
1) I voted for a Liberal Progressive because my head is so firmly planted in a
dark place that it is unlikely that I will ever be able to see and appreciate
another point of view. And, even if I did, the point of view offered by anyone
disagreeing with me would be a dumb, stupid, retarded right-wing, gun-toting,
God-loving, baby-saving conservative nut case. Don't you dare tell me I am not
brilliant and articulate. After all, my name is I. M. Kookie.
Ed's Note:
This posting is clearly designed as humor to irritate the hell out of liberal progressive thinkers; I use the word "thinkers" very loosely in this case. That said, I try not to discriminate (too much).
You are welcome to email me an equally irritating piece on conservative progressive thinkers. If you cannot laugh at yourself and your opposition, why laugh at all? The majority of our representatives in Congress are so self-centered and self-absorbed that most of their time is spend doing what they do best—lying, cheating, stealing and having affairs as they make their way through Congress.
Consequently, they are so up tight as to be constipated, literally, and figuratively in their thinking—that is why we call them politicians rather than the great thinkers from Washington, DC. (News flash: It's OK to smile.)
Have You Ever Danced?
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
There are a few lessons for us all here:
Never be arrogant.
Don't waste ammunition.
Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid.
Women Know That Men Are Always Rational When Choosing a Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see
what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair
done, improves her makeup, buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely
for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the
$5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he
had given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
Humor
Some Washington Politicians Show Off Their Critical Thinking Skills
(Ed's Note: Liberals, liberal progressives, and assorted other Bush haters spent 8 years and tons of energy calling former President George W. Bush every despicable name known to mortal man, and blaming him for every natural occurrence that happened during his administration. Here is a little humor that has been floating around the Internet at the expense of some current Washington politicians. Hopefully, liberals won't mind it a bit, taking it all in the spirit of humor that is so easy for them to recognize.)
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.
He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are
there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with
intelligent people."
Obama frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an
intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send
Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony
Blair answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same
question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his
advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, he
ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes in the next
stall.
Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you
answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say,
I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It is Colin Powell!"
Obama got up, stomped
over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony
Blair!"
(Ed's Note: If they had a convention for brilliant public speakers, Joe
Biden would show up unannounced. Of course, even if he did, it still would not
solve an essential issue—some leaders/advisors appear other-centered who are
really self-absorbed, egocentric, elitist, condescending, and consider
themselves intellectually superior. These folks do virtually everything in a fit
of righteousness, especially when they are enjoying personal gain in the
process. But not to worry, my liberal friends, if you substituted the
conservatives for liberals in this attempt at humor, you could hardly tell the
difference. If representatives from either of these parties actually did
something to help the majority of the people they represent, it would be more by
accident than by design. They are essentially in Congress to line their own
pockets, and further their political careers at our expense. We pay for these
representatives to be in office masquerading as competent public servants.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), the famous writer, journalist and satirist,
described politics as a "strife of interests masquerading as a contest of
principles."
Humor
If You Have Ever Wondered, Men, Here Is Why Women Tell Lies
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that
she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord
dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with
sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord
asked. The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded
with rubies.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the
woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went
home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the
riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you
crying?''
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your
husband? The Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said "no" to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad
Pitt.
Then if I said "no" to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then
said "yes," you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of
health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I
said "yes" to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed, All Us Women
Humor
About Two Young Boys and Tampons (Yes, Those Things)
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
"Not exactly," replied the boy, "but they aren't for me,
they're for him. He's my brother. He's 4. We saw on TV that if you use these,
you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."
An Innocent 3-Year-Old Girl Witnesses the Birth of Her Brother
There was a terrible storm, and a single mom with a 3-year-old daughter was due with her second child in two weeks. Her worst fear then happened. She knew she was about to deliver, it was late into the night, and she had only a cell phone to call for help.
During the tense wait for help to arrive, her lights went out. Due to the
power outage and all of the confusion in the city, only one paramedic responded
to the call. The house was totally dark so the paramedic asked her 3-year-old
daughter Kathleen to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
he helped deliver the baby.
With eyes wide open, Kathleen very diligently did as she was asked. Heidi pushed
and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him
by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help, and asked 3-year-old Kathleen what she thought about what she had just seen.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, spank his butt again!'"
There Was an Irish Blonde, a Casino, and a Roll of the Dice
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a
little intoxicated and bet 20,000 Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely
nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish
brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I
WON, I WON !"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes
and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What
did she roll?'
The other answered, "I don't know—I thought you were watching."
The moral of the story: Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but,
unfortunately, all men . . . are men.
Laughter Is the Best Medicine, Especially When It's Children Who Respond
(Ed's Note: Kids and laughter go together, like love and marriage and a horse and carriage.)
Lot's Wife
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and
turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mommy looked
back once while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned
into a telephone pole!"
Good Samaritan
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good
Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all
wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the
hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."
Did Noah Fish?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
''No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
Higher Power
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces!"
Moses and the Red Sea
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a
rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt . When he got to the Red Sea,
he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up
the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his Mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe
it!"
The Lord Is My Shepherd
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most
quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to
learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited about the task, but he just couldn't
remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first
line.
On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the
congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the
microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to
know."
Unanswered Prayer
The preacher's 5-year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.
Untimely Answered Prayer
During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?"
Tommy answered soberly, "I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He did!"
All Men – All Girls